John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Can you imagine a world where rich, powerful yet evil mean destroy reality to preserve their power? Oh you can.  Nevertheless, watch this movie and listen to this episode! Send us Fan Mail

A furniture store owner is driven insane by his low, low prices. The boys discuss the liminal horror sensation Backrooms.  Send us Fan Mail

Marxism AND outrageous fashion?! Boy, now you're speaking our language! The boys strut their stuff while discussing Boots Riley's I Love Boosters.  Send us Fan Mail

Is Damian McCarthy's latest horror an underrated gem or a load of...um...oh shoot...what's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue. It's like "nonsense" but folksier. Bunk? Hogwash?  Forget it, just listen to the episode. Send us Fan Mail

Despite Masters of the Universe being a movie at odds with itself and full of stale Marvel quips, Alexx still liked it. John did not. Listen as they battle for the sword of correct opinions. Send us Fan Mail

You know the internet, right? What if I told you the internet would become...bad? That's what Gore Verbinski would have you believe in his whack-a-doo time-traveling satire, Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die. Is it artificially intelligent, clever satire or is just bone stupid in that way only humans can be? Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx channel their inner Francis Ford Coppola to discuss Luc Besson's Dracula. Send us Fan Mail

There is a problem with Earth's sun that will wipe out all life. Our only hope is to send Ryan Gosling into space to do some wacky bits. In this episode we explore the inherent difficulty in adapting works across mediums, genetic predestination, and a cool rock.  Send us Fan Mail

One WEIRD trick to escape the wheel of Samsara and end your never-ending cycle of suffering. The Dalai Lama HATES him! Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx paint their faces and chant a nonsensical catchphrase while discussing 2026's The Bride! Send us Fan Mail

The boys channel their inner Jeff Probst to discuss Sam Raimi's newest: Send Help Send us Fan Mail

Bryan Fuller? I Barely know her? Please enjoy that temporary write up joke while listening to the boys discuss "Dust Bunny" Send us Fan Mail

What if you were *too* ready for some football? Send us Fan Mail

We return to post-apocalyptic Britain for one more party in the ossuary. Send us Fan Mail

Hollywood took a simple story about a violent anarchist overthrowing a fascistic government through terrorism and made it political.  Send us Fan Mail

The boys lament Anthony Michael Hall's choices while discussing Out of Bounds.  Send us Fan Mail

A movie for everyone who has had prove themselves to their dad by finding him a cool skull. Send us Fan Mail

Disappointment is in the cards for the boys as they are a dealt a losing hand with this teen horror stinker. Send us Fan Mail

The fellas enter the octagon to grapple about the Mark Kerr biopic. Alexx thinks it's empty and pointless. John headbutts Alexx. Who is right? Listen and find out! Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx shave their heads and put on their fanciest tinfoil top hats to discuss Yorgos Lanthimos' newest film, Bugonia.  Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexxbollen   Send us Fan Mail

A guy that can fly around, is nice to everyone but...isn't Santa!?! As crazy as that sounds, James Gunn makes it work in his Superman reboot. Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx discuss, in their best southern lawyer / Foghorn Leghorn voices, the newest Knives Out film: Wake Up Dead Man. Jenny Nicholson discusses "Trigger Warning": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMgMr0JcYJ4 Dove Makes' Hunger Games Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9kpeHgscU4 Send us Fan Mail

Talking about the Fantastic Four movie. Not that one, the other one. No, the other other one. Send us Fan Mail

If you've ever read this novel and thought "This would be better if everyone was hot as hell", Guillermo Del Toro wants you to know you are not alone. You're wrong, but you're not alone.  Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx gas up the 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88, dust off the ol' necronomicon, and discuss 2011's Cabin in the Woods. Send us Fan Mail