John and Alexx Hate Stuff

There is a problem with Earth's sun that will wipe out all life. Our only hope is to send Ryan Gosling into space to do some wacky bits. In this episode we explore the inherent difficulty in adapting works across mediums, genetic predestination, and a cool rock.  Send us Fan Mail

One WEIRD trick to escape the wheel of Samsara and end your never-ending cycle of suffering. The Dalai Lama HATES him! Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx paint their faces and chant a nonsensical catchphrase while discussing 2026's The Bride! Send us Fan Mail

The boys channel their inner Jeff Probst to discuss Sam Raimi's newest: Send Help Send us Fan Mail

Bryan Fuller? I Barely know her? Please enjoy that temporary write up joke while listening to the boys discuss "Dust Bunny" Send us Fan Mail

What if you were *too* ready for some football? Send us Fan Mail

We return to post-apocalyptic Britain for one more party in the ossuary. Send us Fan Mail

Hollywood took a simple story about a violent anarchist overthrowing a fascistic government through terrorism and made it political.  Send us Fan Mail

The boys lament Anthony Michael Hall's choices while discussing Out of Bounds.  Send us Fan Mail

A movie for everyone who has had prove themselves to their dad by finding him a cool skull. Send us Fan Mail

Disappointment is in the cards for the boys as they are a dealt a losing hand with this teen horror stinker. Send us Fan Mail

The fellas enter the octagon to grapple about the Mark Kerr biopic. Alexx thinks it's empty and pointless. John headbutts Alexx. Who is right? Listen and find out! Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx shave their heads and put on their fanciest tinfoil top hats to discuss Yorgos Lanthimos' newest film, Bugonia.  Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexxbollen   Send us Fan Mail

A guy that can fly around, is nice to everyone but...isn't Santa!?! As crazy as that sounds, James Gunn makes it work in his Superman reboot. Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx discuss, in their best southern lawyer / Foghorn Leghorn voices, the newest Knives Out film: Wake Up Dead Man. Jenny Nicholson discusses "Trigger Warning": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMgMr0JcYJ4 Dove Makes' Hunger Games Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9kpeHgscU4 Send us Fan Mail

Talking about the Fantastic Four movie. Not that one, the other one. No, the other other one. Send us Fan Mail

If you've ever read this novel and thought "This would be better if everyone was hot as hell", Guillermo Del Toro wants you to know you are not alone. You're wrong, but you're not alone.  Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx gas up the 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88, dust off the ol' necronomicon, and discuss 2011's Cabin in the Woods. Send us Fan Mail

The boys discuss the feel-good movie of the year which tells you a lot about 2025.  Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx owe the Halloween season an apology as they discuss the Lodge. A movie that dares to ask the question: What would it look like if tedium were manifested on an industrial scale? The answer may surprise you... assuming you're very dumb. It's tedious. The answer is that the movie is extremely tedious.  Send us Fan Mail

Kicking off a month of horror with this 2025 shocker. Find out what can go wrong when "foster" is not just Australian for beer.  Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx sit on a small chair across from the bed to watch... oh, wait, it's pronounced like coo-coo. Yeah, that's awkward. Anyway, we watched Cuckoo.  Send us Fan Mail

A movie that asks "Who is the real monster?" Is it the actual monster? Is it Man? Or is it Alexx for not really enjoying this 2022 horror movie? Answers lie within so listen close! Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx are on summer break so please enjoy this episode from the Patreon feed "Sinners" https://www.patreon.com/alexxbollen Send us Fan Mail

The fellas ride into the desolate wasteland that is this 2025 sci-fi slog based on a George RR Martin tale. Send us Fan Mail