Episodes

Episode 69 – Alien Covenant 03.02.2020 58:03

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Trying to make the perfect being out of black goo and leg bones of other people like one of us? The post Episode 69 – Alien Covenant appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 68 – Ready Player One 20.01.2020 1:21:31

Don’t hate the player one, hate the one player game? I dunno- I tried The post Episode 68 – Ready Player One appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode Sick Day – The Perfect Weapon 06.01.2020 1:06:33

John was too sick to handle watching Ready Player One. So here’s an old Alexxcast episode where John and Alexx discuss Steven Seagal’s “The Perfect Weapon.” Regular JAHS returns next episode with Ready Player One. The post Episode Sick Day – The Perfect Weapon appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 67 – Doctor Mordrid 23.12.2019 1:04:34

This doctor is a little…strange, but teaches us to laugh about love and inter-dimensional wizardy. The post Episode 67 – Doctor Mordrid appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 66 – Spawn 09.12.2019 1:11:26

Man, this movie must have completed principle photography in South Africa, because talk about Cape-town! Yeah, I’m sorry too. Anyway, we watched Spawn. The post Episode 66 – Spawn appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 65 – Watchmen 25.11.2019 1:05:40

The role of superheroes as reactionary tools in a geopolitical hellscape is replaced by slow motion jumping. in the movie version of Watchmen. Alexx gets mad at computer passwords and John has read one book he won’t shut up about. The post Episode 65 – Watchmen appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 64 – Her 11.11.2019 1:04:58

Hi. I’m an OS writing this episode description. Are you in love with me yet? No? Well, what about after I write you this piano piece? Good, now that you’re in love please enjoy John and Alexx’s discussion of Her. ….Also I’m in space now… with Poochie. The post Episode 64 – Her appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Bonus Episode – The Crow 30.10.2019 1:03:55

This Devil’s night John and Alexx offer up a bonus episode discussing The Crow. Spoilers: they fire It up. The post Bonus Episode – The Crow appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 63 – Hereditary 28.10.2019 1:14:40

Tonight John and Alexx finish the ritual started 62 episodes ago, bringing forth into this dimension a discussion of Hereditary. It was a needlessly complex ritual. The post Episode 63 – Hereditary appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 62 – The VVitch 14.10.2019 1:07:02

Rev up your baby mills and strap on your brooms for tonight John and Alexx tackle The VVitch. The post Episode 62 – The VVitch appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 61 – The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift / Fast Five 30.09.2019 1:21:30

Tonight we break the format of the show and discuss TWO movies! After finding out that The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift was such shit, we watched Fast Five. Amazingly, neither of us make a “Fast Five” hand-job joke. The post Episode 61 – The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift / Fast Five appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 60 – Ghost in the Shell (2017) 16.09.2019 1:06:45

Place your brains into sexy Caucasian robot bodies and listen to John and Alexx discuss 2017’s Ghost in the Shell. The post Episode 60 – Ghost in the Shell (2017) appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 59 – Jurassic World 03.09.2019 1:02:29

Continue to hold on to your butts as John and Alexx discuss Jurassic World. Then John gets eaten by an alligator/human hybrid Alexx had lying around the studio. The post Episode 59 – Jurassic World appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 58 – No Holds Barred 19.08.2019 1:09:30

We watched No Holds Barred. This movie smells of something…. please watch to find out the answer. The post Episode 58 – No Holds Barred appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 57 – Prometheus 05.08.2019 1:09:34

Episode 57, wherein it is realized no one ever reads these write ups and previous efforts were wasted. We watched Prometheus. And yes, I meant Giorgio Tsoukalos. The post Episode 57 – Prometheus appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 56 – Blade Runner 2049 22.07.2019 1:08:13

Episode 56, wherein John and Alexx discuss Blade Runner 2049. Voight Kampff test required for entry. Order Alexx’s new book “The Theravada Machine and Other Stories” The post Episode 56 – Blade Runner 2049 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 55 – The Dark Crystal 08.07.2019 57:11

Look like podcast… Smell like podcast… Must be episode 55, wherein John and Alexx discuss The Dark Crystal. Additional audio available on Alexx’s Patreon patreon.com/alexxbollenOrder Alexx’s new book “The Theravada Machine and Other Stories” John does other stuff too. The post Episode 55 – The Dark Crystal appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 54 – Birdman 24.06.2019 1:04:18

Episode 54, wherein John and Alexx answer the age old question: What is the unexpected virtue of ignorance? The answer: Birdman. Because inverting a statement makes it profound. Truth, this is. The post Episode 54 – Birdman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 53 – Inglourious Basterds 10.06.2019 1:09:58

Episode 53, wherein John and Alexx manage to exist in a basement for over an hour without killing anyone. Though after the recording they burned the studio down to kill a mouse that Alexx believed to be the reincarnation of Hitler. Also they discuss Inglourious Basterds. Please sign up for Stitcher Premium with our Promo … Continue reading "Episode 53 – Inglourious Basterds" The post Epi...

Episode 52 – La La Land 27.05.2019 57:34

Episode 52, wherein John and Alexx fall in love whilst singing and dancing in the Griffith park that is the JAHS studio. AKA: The one where they discuss La La Land. Please sign up for Stitcher Premium with our Promo Code “Stuff” to get a free month! stitcherpremium.com Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollen The post Episode 52 – La La Land appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fa...

Episode 51 – Hudson Hawk 13.05.2019 1:00:33

Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? No? Good. Then sit quietly and listen to John and Alexx discuss Hudson Hawk. The post Episode 51 – Hudson Hawk appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 50 – The Dark Knight 29.04.2019 1:20:37

Episode 50, wherein our caped crusaders point out all the non-Ledger things wrong with The Dark Knight. Also, we answer the burning question: just, on a fundamental level, why, exactly, so serious… Enjoy! Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollen The post Episode 50 – The Dark Knight appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 49 – Aquaman 15.04.2019 1:09:48

In this Ocean Master of an episode, John and Alexx dredge the depths of Aquaman. The post Episode 49 – Aquaman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 48 – A Dark Song 01.04.2019 59:53

In this demoniac episode, John and Alexx plumb the depths of occult ritual to discuss A Dark Song. Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollen The post Episode 48 – A Dark Song appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 47 – Annihilation 18.03.2019 1:24:03

Episode 47, wherein John and Alexx turn into one another. And this time that’s not a metaphor for intercourse! Also we talked about Alex Garland’s Annihilation. Links:Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollenSteph’s Podcast: https://tmituesdaypodcast.wordpress.com The post Episode 47 – Annihilation appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail