John and Alexx Hate Stuff

No more toxic friends in 2021. This includes Wonder Woman. There’s also a new segment on the show that’s not about a dude’s teeth. The post Episode 90 – WW84 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The elves were the least funny part of Lord of the Rings, but somehow like those Minions, they got their own spinoff. Special guest Steph Infection from TMITuesday joins us to discuss this new Xmas classic. The post Episode 89 – Elf appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Revisiting Warren Beatty’s 1990 carnival of grotesques recalls the bold, brassy magic of musical theater by way of Dario Argento. Also Alexx reveals a dark secret about his mysterious past. The post Episode 88 – Dick Tracy appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Children of Men is the prequel to Boss Baby. The post Episode 86 – Children of Men appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Join John and Alexx on the Ark of friendship (and snarky comments) to discuss Darren Aronofsky’s “Noah”. Joke goes here. The post Episode 86 – Noah appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Happy Halloween! To celebrate we watched a film so scary, it caused Alexx to wet himself on the bus three weeks before he even saw it! Then to calm down, we recorded an episode about Verotika. It’s bad! The kind of bad you don’t want to talk about, but we did. The post Bonus Episode – Verotika appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Resident optics geniuses John and Alexx discuss 2020’s The Invisible Man. Spoiler alert: He’s probably hiding underneath your bed, or so the prophecy lead us to believe. Apologies for the slightly crappy recording quality, Alexx did a dumb. Still sounds better than your show though, newb. The post Episode 85 – The Invisible Man appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Explorers in the further regions of experience, demons to some, angels to others, movie reviewers to all- John and Alexx continue Spooky October with Clive Barker’s “Hellraiser.” Enjoy… or find pain… they are the same within the murky climes of podcasting. The post Episode 84 – Hellraiser appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Two men with dark pasts. Stranded by forces beyond their control. Bound by anger, repressed love, and fear…spiral into madness as they talk about The Lighthouse. The post Episode 83 – The Lighthouse appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Portland is awful right now, so John and Alexx skipped this week. So please enjoy an old Alexxcast wherein John is a guest and they discuss Neil Breen’s Fateful Findings. Show resumes in two weeks with “The Lighthouse”. The post Episode Apocalypse – Fateful Findings (Alexxcast 279) appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this wicked pissa’ of an episode, Alexx and John finish off season 1 of Disney’s The Mandalorian. Spoiler alert: Baby Yoda does vapid cute stuff whilst Carl Weathers melts our collective heart. The post Episode 82.3 – The Mandalorian Episodes 6-8 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Everyone’s favorite main character of The Mandalorian is back for more episodes of The Mandalorian! Join the fellas as they figure out if any of them are worth a damn and stick around to unravel the mysteries of Baby Yoda’s feet and learn how to steam a dude. As a bonus, there’s also the most … Continue reading "Episode 82.2 – The Mandalorian Episodes 3-5" The post Episode 82.2 – The Man...

Alexx and John discuss The Mandalorian episodes 1-2. Spoiler alert: helmets are worn, Werners are Herzoged. Helpful Links:BLACK COMMUNITY GROUPS: Don’t Shoot PDX: https://www.dontshootpdx.org/tag/donate/ Black Resilience Fund: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/brown-hope/black-resilience-fund BLM PDX: https://www.facebook.com/blacklivesmatterpdx LEGAL STUFF: Bail Fund (PDX Defense Fund): Venmo/...

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away a quaint series of movies captured the world’s imagination. Star Wars, a dashing, fun, swashbuckling adventure, full of romance, intrigue and timeless themes. Decades years later the idiot behind LOST edited a bunch of scenes together in a frenetic blur designed to distract the audience … Continue reading "Episode 81 – The Rise of Skywalker" The...

The boys get twisted while checking out the latest version of that warped clown everyone knows and loves: Joaquin Phoenix. The post Episode 80 – Joker appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

A futuristic, cyberpunk Pinocchio that adds some new twists (female lead, slightly more gruesome violence) while keeping the classic bits we all know and love (doing yoga poses for your dad). The post Episode 79 – Alita Battle Angel appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Who better to discuss the feminism of this summer blockbuster than your favorite pair of sweaty, middle-aged white dudes! No, not those twins on the scooters, I’m talking about John and Alexx. The post Episode 78 – Wonder Woman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

’Twas brillig, and the podcast hosts      Did quarantine in the bade:All wobbly were the microphone posts,      And bad puns were made. Beware the John-erwock, my son! The JAHS that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Alexxcast! Funny poetic lines, etc! To finish off our exploration of Tim Burton we watched “Alice in … Continue reading "Episode 77 – Alice...

You know how in a lot of movies fish are too small? Well buddy…you are in for a treat. The post Episode 76 -Big Fish appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this ack-isode, John and Alexx continue their exploration of Tim Burton by discussing Mars Attacks! Spoiler: Alexx is a green skeleton, whilst John is red. The post Episode 75 – Mars Attacks! appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Our look at the films of Tim Burton starts now with the 1988 comedy/horror classic Beetlejuice. Alexx asks some hard-hitting questions about 80s teeth, Winona Ryder and spelling; while John gets tossed into the worm-ridden wastes of Saturn. The post Episode 74 – Beetlejuice appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Enjoy your quarantine from a deadly disease by listening to the now-bunkered boys talk about a fictional deadly disease. This 1995 film has it all, bootstrap paradoxes, Bruce Willis’ butt cheeks and, I dunno, Brad Pitt. Also Alexx handles the lockdown by unleashing an insane conspiracy theory…or is it just crazy enough to work. The post Episode 73 – 12 Monkeys appeared first on John and Alexx Hate...

Special guest comedian/actor/writer Ted Douglass tries to convince us that this movie isn’t terrible. We mostly agree, but man everyone in this movie sucks. Except Knives and that one guy with the face, he’s cool. Alexx’s comic is on sale now at Gumroad: https://gumroad.com/l/sYgoE or Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/772153218/wyrms-addition-issue-1 Ted’s FB page: https://www.facebook.com/TedDou...

Hallucinations, living with dolphins and dick bones. Also this Ken Russell film is discussed at some point. The post Episode 71 – Altered States appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 70, in which our heroes watch “Super” then beat each other to death with crescent wrenches. Spoiler alert! Alexx’s skull breaks first. The post Episode 70 – Super appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail