John and Alexx Hate Stuff

John and Alexx decided to waste a collective 8 hours of their remaining time on this earth watching Zack Snyder’s Justice League. Now listen to them talk about it! The post Bonus episode: Zack Snyder’s Justice League appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

This movie forces you to feel the ennui of eternal life by being nothing but endless pain, confusion, and Christopher Lambert. Next episode: Zardoz The post Episode 96 – Highlander 2: The Quickening appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The fellas dive into this no-budget creature feature with unexpected results. Alexx puts on his best duct tape and shows off some new vocal skills. Meanwhile, the sight of Bigfoot’s dong sends John into a Proustian reverie about his own filmmaking past. Next episode: Highlander 2: The Quickening The post Episode 95 – Suburban Sasquatch appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The Safdie brothers thriller is as multi-faceted as the titular gem itself. John sees Howard Ratner’s struggle as a microcosm of the human existence where we fruitlessly try to gain forward progress while trapped on the hamster wheel of modern existence. Alexx wants more dick jokes. Next episode starts terrible movie month with “Suburban Sasquatch” The post Episode 94 – Uncut Gems appeared first o...

“You’ve got males.” Get it? Like the AOL soundclip, and John and Alexx identify as male? It’s a homonym joke… Anyway, in this week’s paean to NYC (it’s like another main character!), Alexx and John discuss You’ve Got Mail. Cyber sex was had, ASCII dicks were created, and Alexx has a mental health breakdown. Enjoy! … Continue reading "Episode 93 – You’ve Got Mail" The post Episode 93 – Yo...

Tonight ? and ? discuss The Mummy. ? mostly talks about Star Wars while ? drools over practical effects. Also: making hieroglyphs work in this box was very hard so forgive the boring write-up. Next episode: “You’ve Got Mail” The post Episode 92 – The Mummy (1999) appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

As the great detective Sherlock Holmes once said “Watson! You totally barfed when that guy lied.” Wise words…. wise words. Anyway, John and Alexx watched Knives out. The post Episode 91 – Knives Out appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

No more toxic friends in 2021. This includes Wonder Woman. There’s also a new segment on the show that’s not about a dude’s teeth. The post Episode 90 – WW84 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The elves were the least funny part of Lord of the Rings, but somehow like those Minions, they got their own spinoff. Special guest Steph Infection from TMITuesday joins us to discuss this new Xmas classic. The post Episode 89 – Elf appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Revisiting Warren Beatty’s 1990 carnival of grotesques recalls the bold, brassy magic of musical theater by way of Dario Argento. Also Alexx reveals a dark secret about his mysterious past. The post Episode 88 – Dick Tracy appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Children of Men is the prequel to Boss Baby. The post Episode 86 – Children of Men appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Join John and Alexx on the Ark of friendship (and snarky comments) to discuss Darren Aronofsky’s “Noah”. Joke goes here. The post Episode 86 – Noah appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Happy Halloween! To celebrate we watched a film so scary, it caused Alexx to wet himself on the bus three weeks before he even saw it! Then to calm down, we recorded an episode about Verotika. It’s bad! The kind of bad you don’t want to talk about, but we did. The post Bonus Episode – Verotika appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Resident optics geniuses John and Alexx discuss 2020’s The Invisible Man. Spoiler alert: He’s probably hiding underneath your bed, or so the prophecy lead us to believe. Apologies for the slightly crappy recording quality, Alexx did a dumb. Still sounds better than your show though, newb. The post Episode 85 – The Invisible Man appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Explorers in the further regions of experience, demons to some, angels to others, movie reviewers to all- John and Alexx continue Spooky October with Clive Barker’s “Hellraiser.” Enjoy… or find pain… they are the same within the murky climes of podcasting. The post Episode 84 – Hellraiser appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Two men with dark pasts. Stranded by forces beyond their control. Bound by anger, repressed love, and fear…spiral into madness as they talk about The Lighthouse. The post Episode 83 – The Lighthouse appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Portland is awful right now, so John and Alexx skipped this week. So please enjoy an old Alexxcast wherein John is a guest and they discuss Neil Breen’s Fateful Findings. Show resumes in two weeks with “The Lighthouse”. The post Episode Apocalypse – Fateful Findings (Alexxcast 279) appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this wicked pissa’ of an episode, Alexx and John finish off season 1 of Disney’s The Mandalorian. Spoiler alert: Baby Yoda does vapid cute stuff whilst Carl Weathers melts our collective heart. The post Episode 82.3 – The Mandalorian Episodes 6-8 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Everyone’s favorite main character of The Mandalorian is back for more episodes of The Mandalorian! Join the fellas as they figure out if any of them are worth a damn and stick around to unravel the mysteries of Baby Yoda’s feet and learn how to steam a dude. As a bonus, there’s also the most … Continue reading "Episode 82.2 – The Mandalorian Episodes 3-5" The post Episode 82.2 – The Man...

Alexx and John discuss The Mandalorian episodes 1-2. Spoiler alert: helmets are worn, Werners are Herzoged. Helpful Links:BLACK COMMUNITY GROUPS: Don’t Shoot PDX: https://www.dontshootpdx.org/tag/donate/ Black Resilience Fund: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/brown-hope/black-resilience-fund BLM PDX: https://www.facebook.com/blacklivesmatterpdx LEGAL STUFF: Bail Fund (PDX Defense Fund): Venmo/...

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away a quaint series of movies captured the world’s imagination. Star Wars, a dashing, fun, swashbuckling adventure, full of romance, intrigue and timeless themes. Decades years later the idiot behind LOST edited a bunch of scenes together in a frenetic blur designed to distract the audience … Continue reading "Episode 81 – The Rise of Skywalker" The...

The boys get twisted while checking out the latest version of that warped clown everyone knows and loves: Joaquin Phoenix. The post Episode 80 – Joker appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

A futuristic, cyberpunk Pinocchio that adds some new twists (female lead, slightly more gruesome violence) while keeping the classic bits we all know and love (doing yoga poses for your dad). The post Episode 79 – Alita Battle Angel appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Who better to discuss the feminism of this summer blockbuster than your favorite pair of sweaty, middle-aged white dudes! No, not those twins on the scooters, I’m talking about John and Alexx. The post Episode 78 – Wonder Woman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

’Twas brillig, and the podcast hosts      Did quarantine in the bade:All wobbly were the microphone posts,      And bad puns were made. Beware the John-erwock, my son! The JAHS that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Alexxcast! Funny poetic lines, etc! To finish off our exploration of Tim Burton we watched “Alice in … Continue reading "Episode 77 – Alice...