John and Alexx Hate Stuff

In this two martini lunch of an episode, John and Alexx travel back to the swinging 60s to discuss Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. After the swinging, they look at each other awkwardly and leave… much like every other recording. Next Episode: Constantine The post Episode 113 – Once Upon a Time in Hollywood appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The Empty Man cannot be viewed. Even if it could be viewed , nothing could be known about it. Even if something can be known about it, it cannot be podcasted about. The boys did it anyway. The post Episode 112 – The Empty Man appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Horror month marches onward with this tale of cruel patriarchy, toxic friendship and even more toxic dialogue. Next: The Empty Man (2020) The post Episode 111 – Jennifer’s Body appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

James Wan does it again and we wish he would stop. NEXT: Jennifer’s Body (2009) The post Episode 110 – Malignant appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Super excited to welcome Rob Campbell from Green Shirt Podcast! Way less excited about the movie we discussed! The post Episode 109 – Land of the Lost appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The name says it all. Thanks to Patrick Zeroone for the suggestion! Next episode: Land of the Lost The post Episode 108 – Psycho Goreman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In the tradition of 2001, Solaris and Space Truckers, comes this thoughtful glimpse into the soul of one man who…CHIMP FIGHT! IT’S GOT A CHIMP FIGHT! IN SPACE!!!!! Next episode: Psycho Goreman The post Episode 107 – Ad Astra appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

What do you get when you combine Roy Batty, Catwoman, and Ferris Bueller? Buddy, what you got right there is a Nighthawke. But, hey, at least the soundtrack is good. *some audio issues on this one. The issue should be resolved for next episode. Apologies. Next Episode: Ad Astra The post Episode 106 – Ladyhawke appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

We made a dark promise to one another after the first one that we’d watch the next one. Guess we’re just twisted, like the allegedly beautiful mind of James Gunn. Was it as crappy, or just stinky? These are the questions you are dying to know. The post Bonus – The Suicide Squad appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

A fun, goofy pulp comic becomes a goofier action romp. Alexx gets hornier than usual for Brian Blessed and Max Von Sydow. We get listener feedback…or do we??? Next Episode: Ladyhawke The post Episode 105 – Flash Gordon appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Have you ever been listening to all of Hawkwind’s albums at once while a bookcase of Terry Brooks novels falls on your skull? Congrats! You’ve got what it takes to write this 1983 fantasy film! Next Episode: Flash Gordon The post Episode 104 – Krull appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Gritty, uncompromising and daring are no longer just words to describe Arby’s Big Beef ‘n Cheddar thanks to this 2014 thriller. Next episode: Krull The post Episode 103 – Nightcrawler appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this episode John and Alexx take the light to discuss M. Night Shyamalan’s “Split.” Though Alexx probably talks about M. Night Shyamalan’s “Glass” more often… is he an alt? The listening audience may never know. Next episode: Nightcrawler The post Episode 102 – Split appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Most charming anachronistic comedy/romances are much too afraid to have 45 minutes of jousting. This is not most charming anachronistic comedy/romances. Next Episode: Split (2016) The post Episode 101 – A Knight’s Tale appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Get your Bane voices ready, for tonight John and Alexx discuss The Dark Knight Rises. Next Episode: A Knight’s Tale The post Episode 100 – The Dark Knight Rises appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

When talking about “first contact” movies a select few come to mind. First, Contact, followed closely by First Contact. Does Arrival have what it takes to be part of that elite group, or is it terrible like The Arrival? Next episode: The Dark Knight Rises (2012) The Denver Library chats with Walter Chaw mentioned in … Continue reading "Episode 99 – Arrival" The post Episode 99 – Arrival...

John and Alexx spend an hour trying to not disclose just how much they know about Sonic porn. Instead they discuss 2021’s Sonic the Hedgehog. Next episode: Arrival (2016) The post Episode 98 – Sonic the Hedgehog appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

 “The John is good! The Alexx is evil! The Alexx shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the John shoots death and purifies the earth. . . . Zardoz has spoken.” John and Alexx watched Zardoz. Now everything is different. Next Episode: … Continue reading "Episode 97 – Zardoz" The post Episode 97 – Zardoz appeared first on John and Alex...

John and Alexx decided to waste a collective 8 hours of their remaining time on this earth watching Zack Snyder’s Justice League. Now listen to them talk about it! The post Bonus episode: Zack Snyder’s Justice League appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

This movie forces you to feel the ennui of eternal life by being nothing but endless pain, confusion, and Christopher Lambert. Next episode: Zardoz The post Episode 96 – Highlander 2: The Quickening appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The fellas dive into this no-budget creature feature with unexpected results. Alexx puts on his best duct tape and shows off some new vocal skills. Meanwhile, the sight of Bigfoot’s dong sends John into a Proustian reverie about his own filmmaking past. Next episode: Highlander 2: The Quickening The post Episode 95 – Suburban Sasquatch appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The Safdie brothers thriller is as multi-faceted as the titular gem itself. John sees Howard Ratner’s struggle as a microcosm of the human existence where we fruitlessly try to gain forward progress while trapped on the hamster wheel of modern existence. Alexx wants more dick jokes. Next episode starts terrible movie month with “Suburban Sasquatch” The post Episode 94 – Uncut Gems appeared first o...

“You’ve got males.” Get it? Like the AOL soundclip, and John and Alexx identify as male? It’s a homonym joke… Anyway, in this week’s paean to NYC (it’s like another main character!), Alexx and John discuss You’ve Got Mail. Cyber sex was had, ASCII dicks were created, and Alexx has a mental health breakdown. Enjoy! … Continue reading "Episode 93 – You’ve Got Mail" The post Episode 93 – Yo...

Tonight ? and ? discuss The Mummy. ? mostly talks about Star Wars while ? drools over practical effects. Also: making hieroglyphs work in this box was very hard so forgive the boring write-up. Next episode: “You’ve Got Mail” The post Episode 92 – The Mummy (1999) appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

As the great detective Sherlock Holmes once said “Watson! You totally barfed when that guy lied.” Wise words…. wise words. Anyway, John and Alexx watched Knives out. The post Episode 91 – Knives Out appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail