John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Neo- Tokyo is about to E•X•P•L•O•D•E and JAHS is about to P•O•D•C•A•S•T about it. The post Episode 135 – AKIRA appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Remember the 70s? No, because you weren’t born yet, which is a moral failing on your part. Not to worry though, because neither were John or Alexx. So let’s unravel this mysterious decade together by watching PT Anderson’s Licorice Pizza. The post Episode 134 – Licorice Pizza appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Alexx has a new podcast. John was nice enough to let him post episode 1 on here. Wiz Biz with Alexx and Erik is available wherever you find podcasts. wizbizpodcast.com The post Wiz Biz Episode 1 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Join us as John and Alexx get irradiated by the rotting corpse of an alien stuffed into the back of a Chevy Malibu. Or, you know, discuss the movie Repo Man The post Episode 133 – Repo Man appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Edgar Wright transforms London’s swinging 60s into a swing and a miss. Listen as the boys bury their Mod/Teddy Boy feud to discuss why. The post Episode 132 – Last Night in Soho appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The fellas grunt and squeak and squawk about the extremely cursed 1996 film and the documentary about its creation.”Lost Soul” The post Episode 131 – The Island of Dr Moreau appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Join podcast aces John (callsign: REAPER) and Alexx (callsign: SIDE SALAD) as they take the highway to…to uh…oh man, I just had this….it’s like a place or something. Let’s say a zone. And that zone…*lowers sunglasses* ain’t safe. Anyway, tune into find out about playing with the boys, bending the rules and why Alexx hates … Continue reading "Episode 130 – Top Gun" The post Episode 130 –...

What if everything you knew was wrong and everything is actually a nightmare? I mean it is, but what if it was the kind with tentacled monsters and Sam Neill? NEXT EPISODE: TOP GUN (1986) The post Episode 129 – In The Mouth of Madness appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Willkommen to episode 128, wherein John and Alexx discuss the WW2 comedy Jojo Rabbit. In a shocking turn of events, both John and Alexx side with the allies… talk about journalistic bias, right? Sheesh. The post Episode 128 – Jojo Rabbit appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

James Strayer joins the show to to brag about how he cucked Alexx by starting a new podcast with John. Also: We talk about Poltergeist 2. Links: The post Bonus episode – Poltergeist 2 with James Strayer appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

What better way to wrap up loving Dick than with Cameron Harrison from the TNG podcast Green Shirts (twitter: @greenshirt87). The fellas explore some of the film’s rich themes, including “robots, huh?” and try to figure out why Cameron doesn’t like it. The post Episode 127 – Blade Runner: The Final Cut appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Tonight John and Alexx continue to love Dick* by discussing the Schwarzenegger classic “Total Recall.” Or do you only remember it that way? *Phillip K. Dick The post Episode 126 – Total Recall appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Can you imagine a world where the mere thought of crime is illegal? You can? That’s illegal and you are now under arrest. This is not exactly the plot of Minority report, but can you imagine if it was? Again, that’s illegal and you are being arrested. This is the first episode in the “I … Continue reading "Episode 125 – Minority Report" The post Episode 125 – Minority Report appeared fir...

Wes Anderson? You ask me, this needs LESS Anderson. Now I’m gonna make a 2 hour movie about how hard it is for someone to write that joke. The post Episode 124 – The French Dispatch appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Podcasts are built on hope? Bor Gullet? I dunno. Go listen to John and Alexx talk about Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Next Episode: The French Dispatch The post Episode 123 – Rogue One appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Sion Sono couldn’t be bothered to make an interesting or coherent movie. So why should my write up of the episode be any different? Purple monkey dishwasher. Next Episode: Star Wars: Rogue One The post Episode 122 – Prisoners of the Ghostland appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this Rashômon-isode John and Alexx fight to the death over a matter of honor: who drank the last White Claw. After the slap fight they discuss Ridley Scott’s “The Last Duel”. Next Episode: Prisoners of the Ghostland. The post Episode 121 – The Last Duel appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Fun romp or hateful sludge? The fellas wage a cold war over this James Bond throwback from 2014. Special Guest appearances by John’s partner Hazel as well as their cat Stursh. One provides helpful trivia, the other is hungry. Listen to find out which is which! Next Episode: The Last Duel (2021) The post Episode 120 – Kingsman: The Secret Service appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send u...

A joyful movie for the whole family! John admonishes dire theories about Totoro. The fellas then record a super dark episode discussing it. The post Episode 119 – My Neighbor Totoro appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Body horror, occult magicks based on cured pork and the world saving power of arranged marriages – ya know, all the normal stuff you expect from a kids movie. Miyazaki month rolls on with Ponyo! The post Episode 118 – Ponyo appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx start their investigation into the works of Hayao Miyazaki with Porco Rosso. So far the investigation has turned up nothing but delight… and some light embezzlement. But mostly delight! Next episode: Ponyo The post Episode 117 – Porco Rosso appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

A mixup at the nerd factory caused this epic poem to be way too horny! Can lifeless CG bring it down to minimum safe levels? Find out in this episode! The post Episode 116 – Beowulf appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Nice entropy you got there. It’d be a shame if someone…reversed it. Maybe you listen to John and Alexx try to make sense of Christopher Nolan’s fussy little puzzlebox and that don’t happen. Next episode: Beowulf (2007) The post Episode 115 – TENET appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this zippo-trick of an episode, John and Alexx risk their very souls by watching 2005’s Constantine. Turns out that Alexx never had one and John sold his in 1996 for half a tuna melt. Win? Next Episode: Tenet The post Episode 114 – Constantine appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

After thousands of years of a secretive podcast breeding program, and a massive dose of space drugs, John and Alexx become the Kwis’cast Pod’erach, bringing jihad to all other podcasts. Erik Arneson (arnemancy.com) joins in to keep Alexx from making more horrible Kwisatz Haderach puns. Find our review of David Lynch’s Dune on patreon.com/alexxbollen The post Bonus Episode: Dune (2021) appeared fir...