John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Life’s a beach and then you…grow old?!?! Take an oceanside trip with M Night Shyamalan, as he explores the mysteries of aging and the dangers of Boneitis. The post OLD appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Slap on your sunscreen because, baby, we’re going on summer break! Or, you know, we’re skipping an episode. Please Enjoy this Patreon Bonus episode for “You, Me, Madness” The post Summer break! appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Loose yourself from the shackles of your water addiction and rejoice, for John and Alexx have decided to take to the desolate wastelands of podcasting and discuss Max Max: Fury Road. The post Max Max: Fury Road appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx bust out their favorite TikTok dances to discuss M3GAN. Also: John power washes Alexx’s face with Roundup. The post M3GAN appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Pretty much a movie about John and Alexx. Instead of doing battle nude on a volcano. They are mind warriors, fighting their brain battles nude on podcast. They also announce an exciting, super butch new show branding. The post The Northman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this episode, John and Alexx travel back in time to their parents’ basement to watch Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves: D20s are rolled; pizza and mountain dew is enjoyed; magic is cast; but sadly sex is not had until after grad school for engineering. The post Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Though the title sounds like a FB post from your most unemployed uncle about no longer being able to use the microwave at 7-11, it’s actually a muddy film from George Clooney. The post Confessions of a Dangerous Mind appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Duncan Jax returns for the very first time! We first learned of his exploits way back in episode 7 , but now it’s time to see the film that launched it all. We’re talking balloons, ninjas, baboons, gold, other kinds of balloons. Baby this picture’s got ’em all! The post Unmasking the Idol appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The fellas chop it up about a single-take zombie film that becomes so much more. Alexx has OPINIONS™ about Stephen King’s IT. The post One Cut of The Dead appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Flying purple people eaters? A wooden lead? Inflatable wacky men? This movie has everything! Join John and Alexx as they discuss Jordan Peele’s “Nope” The post Nope appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Riddle me this! What has four legs, 150 episodes and an increasing awareness of their own mortality? Here’s a hint: They’re talking about The Batman this episode. The post The Batman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Master of Joaquin, I’m pulling your PhoenixTwisting your mind and smashing your weenis (metaphorically)Blinded by booze, you can’t see a thingJust call my name ’cause I’ll hear you screamMaster, master Ok I didn’t see the movie but we can all agree Metallica was good for a bit. The post The Master appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Multiverse madness abounds! John hops into an alternate universe where he is occasionally wrong! Alexx gains the skills of another Alexx who isn’t constantly talking about cloacas! At some point this movie is discussed. The post Everything Everywhere All At Once appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

This same thing happened to me at Olive Garden once, but I didn’t make a dang movie crying about it. The post The Menu appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Our dream series wraps up with this Cameron Crowe attempt at scifi. A movie that dares ask tough questions like “what if Tom Cruise was slightly less handsome?” The post Vanilla Sky appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The fellas dive back into the dreamscape with this surreal animation. Alexx goes so deep into dream logic it affects his understanding of words and John has to turn into a giant baby to restore reality. Well, less of a turn than a slight shift. The post Paprika appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx do a third level podcast about Inception. The kick? Their love. The post Inception appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Start your new year off right by not watching this movie (or listen to Alexx and check it out). The boys peel off the layers of mystery in Glass Onion each finding very different things. The post Glass Onion appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The original bad boys of movie review podcasting flip the script and hang out with The Nice Guys. Alexx undoubtedly says something horrible yet brave and John sagely says correct things, but in a tough and cool way. The post The Nice Guys appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx retrace Nicolas Cage’s steps as he travels through Portland in search of his missing pig. The post PIG appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

You know how so many reboots aren’t a good as the originals? How they fail to capture the spark of what made the originals so exciting and fun? Well you won’t have to worry about that with Willow! The post WILLOW appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

We all know that classic tale: boy meets girl, girl leaves boy, girl returns with a growth on her neck containing a reborn Native American sorcerer. This time though, there’s a twist! Join the fellas and discover the dark truths behind tarot and hospital administration. The post The Manitou appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Part hillbilly, part redneck, all action. Well some action…accompanied by some antics. The fellas go okie noodlin on this 2010 horror comedy to see if it’s a hoedown of ha-has, or if it belongs in the outhouse. The post Tucker & Dale vs Evil appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Listen to John and Alexx do what they want to do, say what they want to say, live how they want to live, play how they want to play… also they discuss the 1991 classic The Addams Family The post The Addams Family appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Listen to John (Love) and Alexx (Thunder) discuss the newest work of one Mr. Taika Waititi (Hail?). The post Thor: Love and Thunder appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail