Episodes

Episode 21 – The Invitation 17.03.2018 1:01:55

Please accept our invitation to episode 21, “The Invitation”… see what I did there? I used the title of the movie in context. See? It’s funny. Anyway, enjoy! Please Subscribe/Rate/Review on wherever you listen to this! The post Episode 21 – The Invitation appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 20 – Swiss Army Man w/ Steph 03.03.2018 1:03:46

Hey look! We got a guest! It’s Steph! We watched Swiss Army Man. It was terrible. Blame Steph! The post Episode 20 – Swiss Army Man w/ Steph appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 19 – Boss Baby 17.02.2018 1:02:51

Episode 19, wherein two adult babies talk about the very-not Pixar movie “Boss Baby.” It gets pretty dark… enjoy! The post Episode 19 – Boss Baby appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 18 – The Dark Tower 04.02.2018 1:04:17

I do not podcast with my hand. He who podcasts with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I podcast with my rudimentary studio and stammering hosts. Tonight, John and Alexx hate The Dark Tower. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 18 – The Dark Tower appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 17 – Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 20.01.2018 1:22:39

What can we say about Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets? Well, lots it turns out. So, you know, listen to it… it’s sorta why we’re all here. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 17 – Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 16 – Bright 06.01.2018 1:02:35

Turn up your death metal love songs and strap in, for tonight we brave the steaming pile of orc poop that is the Netflix original film Bright. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 16 – Bright appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 15 – Southland Tales 24.12.2017 1:24:05

Episode 15, wherein our Neo-Marxist sympathizers take up the challenge of “Southland Tales.” At the end, both Alexx and John take their own lives thus fulfilling the prophecy of their respective lack of pimp-hands. Next episode we discuss the Netflix original “Bright” https://www.salon.com/2007/12/19/southland_tales_analysis/ Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stit...

Episode 14 – The Royal Tenenbaums 08.12.2017 53:34

Episode 14, wherein our hosts don matching outfits from the 1970s to discuss The Royal Tenenbaums. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 14 – The Royal Tenenbaums appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 13 – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 19.11.2017 1:46:44

John and Alexx v Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Dawn of Criticism: Theatrical Cut. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 13 – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 12 – Nightbreed 30.10.2017 1:17:39

Welcome to Midian, where the monsters live… AKA episode 12 where two podcast hosts discuss Clive Barker’s Nightbreed. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 12 – Nightbreed appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 11 – Mother! 21.10.2017 1:01:39

Welcome to episode 11, or as it is now known, the glowing crystal heart of the podcast’s house. Listen closely as John and Alexx write the book of trying to make sense of Darren Aronofsky’s “Mother!”. When you are done, burn down your mp3 and do it over again. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review … Continue reading "Episode 11 – Mother!" The post Episode 11 – Mother! appeared fi...

Episode 10 – Speed Racer 07.10.2017 1:05:42

In tonight’s pulse-pounding episode, our heroes white knuckle the steering wheel to discuss 2008’s Speed Racer. Spoiler: At the end of this race, we all win. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 10 – Speed Racer appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 9 – Equilibrium 22.09.2017 1:03:54

Welcome to episode 9, wherein your devoted Grammaton Clerics strike their favorite Gun Kata poses to discuss the 2002 Christian Bale classic “Equilibrium.” Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 9 – Equilibrium appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 8 – Red Sonja 09.09.2017 52:59

In this episode, our heroes trudge through the ruin-strewn wasteland of the Hyborian Age to provide their takes on the 1985 debacle “Red Sonja.” Please remember to subscribe/rate/review the show on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher etc. The post Episode 8 – Red Sonja appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 7 – The Order of the Black Eagle 25.08.2017 1:09:31

Episode 007, wherein John and Alexx watch a cut-rate James Bond fight the forces of evil with the help of his trusty sidekick baboon. Also there’s a cake-based Hitler. The post Episode 7 – The Order of the Black Eagle appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 6 – Close Encounters of the Third Kind 11.08.2017 1:12:55

On this 5-note message to the heavens, John and Alexx have a close encounter of the episode 6 kind. Get it? No? Well, we watched Close Encounters of the Third Kind. The post Episode 6 – Close Encounters of the Third Kind appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 5 – Suicide Squad 21.07.2017 1:20:08

Tonight, our stalwart knights talk about the singularly terrible “Suicide Squad.” Spoiler: It’s singularly terrible. Please subscribe/rate/review the show! iTunes/Stitcher/Google Play etc… The post Episode 5 – Suicide Squad appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 4 – Sniper: Special Ops 07.07.2017 47:36

Tonight John and Alexx discuss the Seagal/Van Damme* classic “Sniper: Special Ops” * Not that one The post Episode 4 – Sniper: Special Ops appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 3 – The Fifth Element 23.06.2017 1:15:50

In this episode John and Alexx discuss The Fifth Element. In a John and Alexx Hate Stuff first, one of us actually likes the movie. Please subscribe/rate/review us wherever fine podcasts are found. The post Episode 3 – The Fifth Element appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 2 – Alien: Resurrection 08.06.2017 52:52

In this episode, our intrepid heroes take on the challenge of Alien: Resurrection. The post Episode 2 – Alien: Resurrection appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx Hate Stuff Episode 1 – Batman Begins 27.05.2017 1:07:04

John and Alexx discuss Batman Begins. The post John and Alexx Hate Stuff Episode 1 – Batman Begins appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail