Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Gingerdead Man 2: Bakery of Blood. We talk about “kid” Tommy, Polly being horny, Gingerdead Man driving a robot, and we need more haunted dildo!

This week we watched Casa de mi Padre. We talk about the cat puppet, the pond scene with all the butts, mannequins in the scenes, Canadian Slims, and papa had a great maid staff!

This week we watched Silent Rage. We talk about Chuck charming Alison, the tattooed boob lady, Chuck kicking faces, and Charlie’s childhood story about his dog is very disturbing.

This week we watched Milk Money. We talk about that sweet jacket, fixing the car, the classroom presentation, and are these kids hocking smut at school?

This week we watched Top Dog. We talk about Chuck’s disgusting house, if this is a kid’s movie? Is Chuck’s mom a nazi? and Reno pulling off Home Alone stunts.

This week we watched Formula 51. We talk about Elmo’s kilt and golf clubs, new wonder drug, the Lizard, airplane kid, and that ending golf scene! WTF!

This week we watched Drive Thru. We talk about Horny the clown’s fast food trash talk, Chase and Crackers, that one Hella Burger commercial, and please, someone tell us what in the world is happening at the end of this movie!

This week we watched Camouflage. We talk about the voiceovers, sheriff’s case of “stuff”, Cindy banging everyone, and is that a can of mace in your pocket?

This week we watched Night of Something Strange. We talk about the crazy start to the movie, all the WTF moments, bloody bathrooms, and private parts that talk!

This week we watched WolfCop, we talk about Lou’s tiny drinking problem, shape-shifting alien lizards, the wolfmobile, and that WolfCop jail cell bang scene!

This week we watched Joysticks. We talk about Patsy’s voice, Eugene investigating the van, Jeff’s prank, Dorfus and his farts, and Why does Joe hate the arcade so much?

This week we watched Femalien: Cosmic Crush. We talk about everyone being horny, space trucker and his death, denied orgy because of no auto-pilot, and is this thing conquering worlds really all that bad?

This week we watched The Sand. We talk about how much this movie sucks, the whole movie shot in one location, dumb conversations, hot dogs, and Jonah could’ve just escaped, right?

This week we watched Toonstone. We talk about all the great character names, McConahorse is amazing, the chuck wagon full of aliens, and that amazing speech Dalton gives Gail at the end.

This week we watched Black Sheep (2006). We talk about all the angry mutated sheep, The woman’s name is Experience, Angus banging a sheep, methane explosions, and Henry’s sheep disguise working too well.

This week we watched Ninja Cheerleaders. We talk about all those amazing transition scenes, so much nut crunching, the great 50k strip-off, bedroom tease, and what these girls do is go-go dancing?

This week we watched Blank Check. We talk about robot voice buying a house, spending a million dollars in six days, the romantic date, trash cans of ice cream, and is Preston wishing for what we think he’s wishing for at the end?

This week we watched Space Captain: Captain of Space! We talk about the amazing invisible whip fight, the kings room announcements, Chip keeps coming back to life, Horst getting paid, all the pits, and that earth saving move!

This week we watched Junior. We talk about Arnold’s face on a baby, flying in the 90’s, monkeys loose in the lab, and where/how is this baby being put in Arnold?

This week we watched Roger Corman’s Death Race 2050. We talk about the names of the drivers, Minerva’s song, penis pulverizer 3000, and breaking cicada news!

This week we watched Behaving Badly. We talk about the cursed classroom, everyone has crabs, Aston Martin loaner, funeral first date, and does Rick have a good life or bad?

This week we watched Transylvania 6-5000. We talk about clocks, Kramer auditioning for Seinfeld, looking for Frankenstein in Transylvania, the newspaper headlines at the end, and what is Transylvania 6-5000?

This week we watched a doodle bang a noid in Cool World. We talk about Frank’s one job, Holli dancing, doodles watching doodles bang, cartoon Deebs, and how about that cute bunny playing dice scene?!

This week we watched Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. We talk about Stallone in a diaper, shaving in the shower, Rottingham’s window trick, being stuck on a plane with Tutti, and Ma shooting that gun would kill her, right?

This week we watched Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt. We talk about that sweet eye prop, all the first movie footage we have to watch again, Jenna’s mom is strange, and is this the same eye from the first movie?