Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Cicada. We talk about that theme song, Johnny’s voice, the Butterfly lounge, that dream scene, Johnny’s car, and are these bugs.....bombs?!?

This week we watched Bad Milo. We talk about Duncan bonding with Milo, mom’s basement, Milo vs a Ralph, and why does Milo have to...uh...go back in??

This week we watched Manborg. We talk about #1 man being Liu Kang with an amazing voice, Manborg vs Draculon, opening the gates of hell with a computer, and where did The Baron find flowers?

This week we watched Getting Lucky. We talk about the strange intro, Lepkey’s wish jingles, horny Tony, the drive-in scene, and Bill being shrunk is amazing.

This week we watched Nicolas Cage go insane in Vampire’s Kiss. We talk about his accent, Alva not finding the contract and being chased, aroused by a bat, and did he really eat a real cockroach?

This week we watched the very boring Brahms: The Boy II. We talk about the history of Brahms, Willie the groundskeeper, seeing that face at the end, and why did Brahms have to be buried in the woods?

This week we watched Turbo Kid. We talk about the water making machine, elaborate torture devices, so much blood squirting, awesome weapons, and Apple’s a sex robot, right?

This week we watched Terror in Beverly Hills. We talk about the lack of Hack Stone in this movie, distracted police helicopter, the many useless scenes, and is Hack Stone by himself really the best choice for this mission?

This week we watched The 420 Movie. We talk about the 420 crop, officer Watkins, Tito the terrible, and what kind of Yahtzee are those parents playing?

This week we watched Bus Party to Hell. We talk about Tara Reid being Tara Reid, crazy bus driver tattoos scene, banging to save the world, and do these girls really need to discuss rather or not to give a demon a ride??

This week we watched Trancers. We talk about the awesome name Jack Deth. What is this punk version of Jingle Bells? Death by tanning? Is that Aunt Rachel from Family Matters? How bad is this plan at the end?

This week we watched the very entertaining Malibu Express. We talk about Cody having great luck, Faye and May, Sally’s phone line, hillbillies, and the best junkyard ever!

This week we watched State Park. We talk about the guys having the names Truckie and Trailor, being bankrupt, Linnie giving a lot of people haircuts, and Ted Nugent.

This week we watched CarousHELL. We talk about Duke’s weapons, Cowboy Cool, Laurie trying to bang the pizza guy, and Sarah really liking unicorns.

This week we watched Star Raiders: The Adventures of Saber Raine. We talk about the spaceship periscope, Robo zombies, Saber and his dumb catchphrases, giant robots, and more.

This week we looked back at all the awful movies we watched and pick some things we like and hate. Favorite kills to most Irresistibly awful movie.

This week we watched Bubba The Redneck Werewolf. We talk about Broken Taint, FL, Cletus and his contract demands, devil checking out the town, Bubba’s huge werewolf dong, and more.

This week we watched Santa With Muscles. We talk about Hulkster’s brain damage, nobody calling the cops, Clint Howard’s appearance, everyone becoming squatters, and more.

This week we watched Zero Charisma. We talk about stupid game night, donut taco shop, Blood Brigade looks like a better movie, BEER, and more.

This week we watched High Moon. We talk about how stupid these werewolves look, Lucy trusting a stranger way too much, werewolves learning to ride motorcycles, Colt’s dumb decision with the scepter, and more

This week we watched Space Babes From Outer Space. We talk about the love of chicken nuggets, Scrotes, Charlie’s amazing family, and so much more.

This week we watched teeth. We talk about the awful crunch noise, sex cave, dog eating a dong, Dawn becoming the Punisher, and so much more

This week we watched Thankskilling. We talk about coffee pot poop, Darren and Billy’s flashback, turkey hitchhiking, banging, and wearing a disguise.

This week we watched Dollman vs Demonic Toys. We talk about the aliens shrinking women, Bardo being awesome, all the clown laughing, baby oopsy-daisy and his plan to bang, and much more.

This week we watched Bad Girls From Mars. We talk about the amount of boobs, boing noises, Emanuelle being so famous, and the big twist at the end.