Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Demonic Toys. We talk about this warehouse needing an armed guard, not calling for backup, the trick or treat demon baby, chunk style chicken, and so much more.

This week we watched Absolutely Anything. We talk about the van driver screwing himself, poop cleaning itself up, Dennis the dog, Grant’s strange requests, and much more.

This week we watched The Hottie and the Nottie. We talk about Cristabel being extremely horny, perfect Johann, Arno the super stalker, and so much more

This week we watched Fresh Meat. We talk about the dad’s crazy plan, lack of a shower scene, poor Shaun, the strange bedroom scene, the erotic milk scene, and more.

This week we watched Savage Beach. We talk about floppy disks, island gold, hot tub talk, Donna and Shane’s great conversation, and so much more.

This week we watched Hail Mary! We talk about the movie looking weird, lobsterettes, Toshi’s words of wisdom, 90 yard passes, and the insane ending.

This week we watched Class of 1999 II: The Substitute. We talk about license plate scanners, paintballs full of gas, Sanders and his gang, twist ending, and so much more

This week we watched Agency of Vengeance: Dark Rising. We talk about Mr. X and his helmet, the amazing apartment fight, gun named Britney, portal jumping, and so much more.

This weeks movie is Jack Frost. What exactly is happening in the bathtub scene? What’s happening in this church? Is Ryan trying to kill his dad? And so much more.

This week we watched Planet Patrol. We talk about Lord Doom doing nothing for most of the movie, scenes from another movie put into this one, psychic powers, awesome planets, the amazing Italian alien, and so much more.

This week we watched The Gingerdead Man. We talk about how big of a cookie he is, the butcher baker, Jimmy Dean’s death, how the police should arrest them all, and so much more.

This week we watched Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels. We talk about if Yvonne is doing anything wrong, pesky body hair, yew, spring loaded bra, banging rats, and so much more.

This week we watched Murdercycle. We talk about mind reading, murder beavers, P.E.T.E.R, and our way better ending for everyone.

This week we watched Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death. We talk about the fake jungle, Bunny needs her own movie, the strange leopard scene, and real men drink warm jungle beer.

This week we watched a giant fake snake in Python. Has everyone banged Lisa? Where is Casper Van Dien from? What is happening to Jenny McCarthy in the house? Does everyone know how to use explosives? And so much more.

This week we watched Zapped! We talk about Jane being a gold digger, scuba diving mice, coach bike riding with Einstein, John watching women’s tennis, and so much more.

This week we watched Munchies. Why is everyone so horny? Why didn’t they take the gold? Is uncle Cecil actually a genius? Which uncle Cecil commercial is best? And so much more.

This week it takes our longest episode yet to figure out Sheborg. Why did the movie become Scooby Doo for a scene? Where did Sheborg go for most of the movie? Does this movie hate dogs? And so much more

This week we talk all things strange in Samurai Cop 2. We try to figure out what this movie is about, the Jedi floating disco ball, The airplane scene, and Tommy Wiseau being Tommy Wiseau.

This week we watched Earth Girls are Easy. We talk about horny aliens, blonde song, love touch, no sex for 2 weeks, and more.

This week we watched Robowar. We talk about Omega having bad vision and stupid language, unlimited ammo, butt tentacle, and much more.

This week we watched Once Bitten. We cover the dance-off, inner thigh drainage, nice vampires, and how it’s impossible to find a male virgin in the 80’s.

This week we try to understand what is happening in Killer Sofa. We talk about the chair blowing out matches, grandpa’s 3 step plan, Ralph in the bedroom, and so much more.

This week we watched Mannequin Two. We try to understand Count Bernie and his mole hair. What kind of store is this? What’s the deal with the garbage truck scene? Why a hot air balloon escape? And more.

This week we watched Skyscraper. We talk about the bad guys plan, the opening shootout, barn flashback, and possibly the worst shot in bad guy history.