Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Puppet Master. We talked about the stuffed dog, puppets making noises, point of this gathering, and how gross is this puppet throwing up leeches?!?!

This week we watched Battlefield Earth. We talked about gold, blackmail everywhere, flight simulator, and so…that is how John Travolta’s character ends up?!?!

This week we watched Twister’s Revenge. We talked about the 3 idiots, random outhouse, van honeymoon, lady still running, and this movie just would not kill anyone!

This week we watched Nova Star. We talked about all the toilet talk, Spanners a robot, Ronald Raygun, and that’s one way to end a movie.

This week we watched Deathstalker. We talked about the castle and its spa parties, more pigman people, Munkar’s strange creature that never gets explained, and that’s some magic trick!

This week we watched Frankie Freako. We talked about this guys poor wife, fart soda, freak world, and shabadoo!

This week we watched Hubcap. We talked about another movie with a dead dad, hubcap throwing rocks, that tattoo, and this movie forgot it’s about a killer hubcap!

This week we watched Office Games. We talked about horny Cindy, great name hunglikekong, boobs as weapons, and are those ninjas?

This week we watched Rippy. We talked about choosing to hunt this thing at night, Maddie’s plan, this dumb dead dad stuff, and are there other zombie animals?

This week we watched Panman. We talked how he sees, he hates pesto, is that Kato Kaelin, and that death in the kitchen is amazing!

This week we watched Commando Ninja. We talked about the many rip-offs of other movies, so many flashbacks, wait…dinosaurs, and that amazing ex wife kill.

This week we watched Uranus Attacks. We talked about things getting messy in Uranus, ass-simulated, the jogging scene, and that’s a bad kitty!

This week we watched The Leprechauns Curse. We talked about how dumb this Leprechaun looks, the bad kills, keeps leaving his gold everywhere, and that awkward weird flirting scene.

This week we watched Tusk. We talked about this being the first in a trilogy, we give out urinal tips, the full reveal haunting us the rest of our lives, and his gf and friend are jerks.

This week we watched Horny Teenagers Must Die. We talked about another dong chopped off, this cabin sucks, when to tell someone you’re knocked up, and this ending is dumb

This week we watched Solarbabies. We talked about roller skating in the future, what they’re doing at this orphanage, this place must smell, and what’s the deal with Bodhi?

This week we watched Chairman of the Board. We talked about that opening baby scene, lunch date, this tv dinner invention, and why in the world does this movie end the way it does??

This week we watched…I’m not typing all that again… and we talked about how Harvey is irresistible, erectoprod, alien orientation, and the amount of horny in this movie!

This week we watched I was a Teenage Wereskunk. We talked about the movie inside the movie, the greasy cheetah, robot cop, and that costume!

This week we look back at all the bad movies and pick our top 5 from favorite character to favorite kill and more

This week we watched Birdemic: Shock and Terror. We talked about the birds sound like planes, bad cgi, the “acting”, and we try to decide if this is the worst movie yet!

This week we watched The Burbs. We talked about how bonkers this neighborhood is, sardines, definitely no HOA, and that twist ending.

This week we watched Slaxx. We talked about jeans that clean up blood, not calling for help, dancing jeans, and I guess the jeans get away with it.

This week we watched Tomcat Angels. We talked about the bad sound, bad rescue plan, we try to figure out what this movie is about, and Callie’s awful escape attempt.

This week we watched Ghoulies go to College. We talked about the panty raid, don’t read books out loud, Miller Lite, and do we like talking Ghoulies or not?