Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched The Room. We talked about the bad acting, tossing the football around, that ending, and Lisa is a terrible person.

This week we watched Strippers vs Werewolves. We talked about the guys werewolf boner, people always cutting their palms, strip show before big fight, and werewolves like ketchup on people parts!

This week we watched Trancers 5: Sudden Deth. We talked about Jack is great at banging, surprise castle orgy, nice beginning recap, and what’s the deal with the big hairy arm?

This week we watched Dropbear. We talked about all the junk scratching, King Koala, chainsaw kill, and that’s one bizarre after credits scene!

This week we watched 3-Headed Shark Attack. We talk about garbage, riding a shark, Machete driving a boat, and that’s how it ends?

This week we watched Paul. We talk about how we’d like to hang out with Paul, we lean new phrases, Paul ruined Tara’s life, and the big boss lady knows a thing or two about aliens!

This week we watched Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre. We talked about this group of prisoners, hot tub tease, dirt sharks, cave tiny raft, and who wants peaches and beans???

This week we watched The Wrong Guys. We talked about this cast, visiting the health club, building a raft, surfing a waterfall, and Louie ain’t getting my share of the reward!!

This week we watched Fit to Kill. We talked about KSXY radio and the hot tub, remote controlled helicopters, that lady drinking from the tap, and in America, anything is possible!

This week we watched Mouse of Horrors. We talked about Pooh being in this, these two women in the beginning, the doctors plan, and we still wonder if it’s a mask or not?!?!

This week we watched Blubberella. We talked about how bad this really is, storing rolling pins, a couple great names in this movie, and that’s one way to do the final kill in the movie!

This week we watched Puppet Master. We talked about the stuffed dog, puppets making noises, point of this gathering, and how gross is this puppet throwing up leeches?!?!

This week we watched Battlefield Earth. We talked about gold, blackmail everywhere, flight simulator, and so…that is how John Travolta’s character ends up?!?!

This week we watched Twister’s Revenge. We talked about the 3 idiots, random outhouse, van honeymoon, lady still running, and this movie just would not kill anyone!

This week we watched Nova Star. We talked about all the toilet talk, Spanners a robot, Ronald Raygun, and that’s one way to end a movie.

This week we watched Deathstalker. We talked about the castle and its spa parties, more pigman people, Munkar’s strange creature that never gets explained, and that’s some magic trick!

This week we watched Frankie Freako. We talked about this guys poor wife, fart soda, freak world, and shabadoo!

This week we watched Hubcap. We talked about another movie with a dead dad, hubcap throwing rocks, that tattoo, and this movie forgot it’s about a killer hubcap!

This week we watched Office Games. We talked about horny Cindy, great name hunglikekong, boobs as weapons, and are those ninjas?

This week we watched Rippy. We talked about choosing to hunt this thing at night, Maddie’s plan, this dumb dead dad stuff, and are there other zombie animals?

This week we watched Panman. We talked how he sees, he hates pesto, is that Kato Kaelin, and that death in the kitchen is amazing!

This week we watched Commando Ninja. We talked about the many rip-offs of other movies, so many flashbacks, wait…dinosaurs, and that amazing ex wife kill.

This week we watched Uranus Attacks. We talked about things getting messy in Uranus, ass-simulated, the jogging scene, and that’s a bad kitty!

This week we watched The Leprechauns Curse. We talked about how dumb this Leprechaun looks, the bad kills, keeps leaving his gold everywhere, and that awkward weird flirting scene.

This week we watched Tusk. We talked about this being the first in a trilogy, we give out urinal tips, the full reveal haunting us the rest of our lives, and his gf and friend are jerks.