Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Horny Teenagers Must Die. We talked about another dong chopped off, this cabin sucks, when to tell someone you’re knocked up, and this ending is dumb

This week we watched Solarbabies. We talked about roller skating in the future, what they’re doing at this orphanage, this place must smell, and what’s the deal with Bodhi?

This week we watched Chairman of the Board. We talked about that opening baby scene, lunch date, this tv dinner invention, and why in the world does this movie end the way it does??

This week we watched…I’m not typing all that again… and we talked about how Harvey is irresistible, erectoprod, alien orientation, and the amount of horny in this movie!

This week we watched I was a Teenage Wereskunk. We talked about the movie inside the movie, the greasy cheetah, robot cop, and that costume!

This week we look back at all the bad movies and pick our top 5 from favorite character to favorite kill and more

This week we watched Birdemic: Shock and Terror. We talked about the birds sound like planes, bad cgi, the “acting”, and we try to decide if this is the worst movie yet!

This week we watched The Burbs. We talked about how bonkers this neighborhood is, sardines, definitely no HOA, and that twist ending.

This week we watched Slaxx. We talked about jeans that clean up blood, not calling for help, dancing jeans, and I guess the jeans get away with it.

This week we watched Tomcat Angels. We talked about the bad sound, bad rescue plan, we try to figure out what this movie is about, and Callie’s awful escape attempt.

This week we watched Ghoulies go to College. We talked about the panty raid, don’t read books out loud, Miller Lite, and do we like talking Ghoulies or not?

This week we watched FP3: Escape From Bako. We talked about trying to figure out what is happening, we still love the way they talk, preparing to beat off, and FP4 is already made!

This week we watched Piranha 3DD. We talked about Chet’s death, gun leg, another dong gets taken out, and we’d both watch The Hoff as Fish Hunter!!

This week we watched Trancers 4: Jack of Swords. We talked about Jack being great as usual, dong punching, slow motion scene, and banging someone to save their life!

This week we watched Encino Man. We talked about Dave’s pool, Link eating the frog, Daves jail call that backfires, and where does this movie go after that ending??

This week we watched Monster Force Zero. We talked about space car and garage, dinosaur, Yeti boots, and the aliens came back quickly!

This week we watched Mr Nanny. We talked about how awful these kids are, limo ejector seat, header into a pool, and how did that guy fly into space??

This week we watched Ready to Rumble. We talked about eating lunch on a septic truck, truck crash, Sal Bandini, and hummer with a hot tub.

This week we watched Popeye’s Revenge. We talked about all the eyeballs popping out, Popeye likes bewbs, we need spinach, and uh, can Popeye die??

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This week we watched Tongue Girl. We tried (but had technical problems) to talk about missing scenes that would help, the dogs, Candy…using her tongue, and were so glad it talked!

This week we watched 2-Headed Shark Attack. We talked about hitting a shark with a boat, giant wave, the plan to kill it, and we don’t know where this thing came from!

This week we watched The Invisible Raptor. We talked about Chance the Raptor, Dusty Peters, pooping on command, and that old lady really gets it!

This week we watched Ghost Shark. We talked about these fishing “supplies”to start the movie, pool shark, rain shark, and that water cooler scene!