Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Crabs! We talked about d.j crab, Radu, giant robot, and it’s bucket of cats time!

This week we watched iGirlfriend. We talked about Lilly coming to life, Desiree is awful, Lilly updating, and that insane ending!

This week we watched My Bloody Valentine. We talked about pick axe fun, jeans-no underwear, Sarah is an awful girlfriend, and FU movie with that ending!

This week we watched Malibu High. We talked about Kim’s journey from dumb high schooler to hitman woman of the night, her horny teachers, high point, and how they ended the movie!

This week we watched Blonde and Blonder. We talked about the Beaver Patch Lounge, Virgil the turtle, the opening scene, and the turtle sanctuary.

This week we watched Australiens. We talked about Australian mullets, alien beard, John the alien, and scrotum bump!

This week we watched Raw Force. We talked about all the nips, hitler stache, bad guys bad plan, cannibal monks, and…piranhas!

This week we watched Gentlemen Broncos. We talked about what year are we in, poop darts, battle stags, and that post credit scene!

This week we look back at the year of crap movies. We share what we each have in our top 5 lists. From favorite weapon, horny character, and worst movie.

This week we watched Elves. We talked about the Elves not doing anything, coal in my drink, elf face, and this dumb ending.

This week we watched Black Friday. We talked about what these things are, working Black Friday, parking lot forklifts, and…so our planet has a bunch of these things now…??

This week we watched Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. We talked about how awful this movie really is, puberty love, tomato gibberish, and we’re losing to the tomatoes?!?!

This week we watched The Happytime Murders. We talked about horny puppets, the office scene, inbred puppets, and we learn what a sexual I’mma is!

This week we watched FP 2: Beats of Rage. We talked about the great names, different techno music, Atro, and force ghosts

This week we watched Titanic 666. We talked about ghost demon powers, death by violin, we’re not going on this cruise, and is this a Flight 666 sequel?

This week we watched Hot to Trot. We talked about the banging stable, bathroom phones, horse truck, and that huge inflatable horse.

This week we watched Hectic Knife. We talked about roommate wanted, orange pills, bagels, and being a plumber in heaven.

This week we watched Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2. We talked about these people hunting Pooh at night, flaming chainsaw, is Pooh and friends zombies, and dishwasher lights.

This week we watched Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls. We talked about Onyx the virgin, the box demon, the music video, and we love these ghouls!

This week we watched Silent But Deadly. We talked about naming plants, no farts, herpes everywhere, and the weapon is a…pillow!

This week we watched Trancers 3. We talked about Shark robot guy, Trancers training, strip club HQ, and that lady had on 2 skirts!

This week we watched Ghoulies II. We talked about the toilet ghoulie, magic book, kid carrying a throwing star, and this place could use some mud wrestling!

Thai week we watched The Slammin’ Salmon. We talked about putting a ring in the dessert, kitchen keeping up, Mia’s poor face, and what a name- Guy Meatdrapes!!

This week we watched Clifford. We talked about Clifford being an awful child, fun hot drink names, the model exploding, and uncle Martin really lost his marbles at the end!!

This week we watched Spread. We talked about how much we like the dad, that room, lack of boobs, and we find out what a Kentucky tractor puller is!