Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Slaughter High. We talked about the unsafe lab, not breaking into closed school for reunion, school bathtub and bed, and that strange ending

This week we watched Baby Cat. We talked about the green screen, I’m letting this cat in, the pooping situation, and we meow a lot!

This week we watched Manifest Destiny Down: Spacetime. We talked about how I don’t know what’s happening, Amasnoogle, toilet equations, and teenage mutant ninja… tortoises?

This week we watched Death Spa. We talked about the spa computer, shoe saving the day, spa never closing, and why does his wife hate him/this place so much?

This week we watched Dancing Ninja. We talked about how much we think the Hoff got paid to do this, Mom and Dads “business”, getting turned on brings out the dancing ninja, and the Hoff dressed as a woman!

This week we watched Killer Klowns From Outer Space. We talked about these things being clowns, Mooney being amazing, Dave and the brothers surviving that explosion, and those brothers banged female clown aliens!

This week we watched Super snooper. We talked about these powers, theme song, Sarge yelling a lot, and that bubble ending!

This week we watched CarousHell 3. We talked about the bedroom scene, wrestling match, the tease for the next CarousHell movie, and the special message we got from the director and star of the CarousHell movies!

This week we watched Chillerama. We talked about Wadzilla, Curse of the werebear, Diary of Anne Frankenstein, and man, that’s a lot of horny zombies!!!

This week we watched Suburban Commando. We talked about Doc’s neighbors, his wife making his shop an apartment in a day, bounty hunters, and that secretary is ready to let the hulkster explore her galaxy!!

This week we watched Quick Change. We talked about bicycle jousting, Monk the cab driver, shaving a head on a bus, and this chief is kinda bad at negotiating!

This week we watched Caddy Hack. We talked about pimp gophers, caddies names, gopher Russian roulette, and “Balls Deep, Balls Deep in Love”

This week we watched Repligator. We talked about how replicating works, quite the number of bewbs, that zombie, and these amazing gator masks and sounds!

This week we watched The Animal. We talked bout the training course, humping a postal box, drugs in butt, and this “doctor” wanted to watch this monkey get banged!

This week we watched Bullets of Justice. We talked about how amazing this movie is. Everything from Muzzles with butthole mouths, sister banging, male models, Machete showing up for a minute, and what does this ending mean!?!?

This week we watched Piranha 3D. We talked about the horny boat, extended underwater nakedness scene, guy running people over with boat, and Jerry O’Connell’s floating dong and great final words!

This week we watched Willy’s Wonderland. We talked about Cage’s amazing not speaking role, these creepy machines, pretty good cleaning job, those drinks, and let’s go bang in the satanic suicide room?!?!?

This week we watched Bait Shop. We talked about the sweet name Hot Rod Johnson, fishing skanks, stuff in a bait shop, and the penalty for cheating in a fishing tournament is…death?!?!

This week we watched Grabbers. We talked about the town figuring out being drunk stops the alien, fish having balls, whale doctor great death, baby grabbers, and- how do you get the whole town to meet at the bar?? FREE BEER!!

This week we watched Surf Nazis Must Die. We talked about pawn shop grenades, people still going to the beach, Nazis with no guns, and a surfing getaway??

This week we watched Murdercise. We talked about Phoebe losing it, the name Donna Stromboli, the weird ending, and will someone please look at Candy’s boobs!!!

This week we watched Leprechaun 2. We talked about the Leprechaun rules for marriage, his powers, that go-kart, and…bathroom chocolates?!?!

This week we watched Skiptrace. We talked about goat testicles, chicken and beer date, bicycle phone charge, and that unibrow baby!

This week we watched Snow Beast. We talked about not showing kills, people being dumb, snowmobile explosion, and Marci can’t cook!!

This week we watched Real Men. We talked about how to say UFO’s, John Ritter “shooting” people, Jim Belushi is horny, and interesting negotiations.