Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Bullets of Justice. We talked about how amazing this movie is. Everything from Muzzles with butthole mouths, sister banging, male models, Machete showing up for a minute, and what does this ending mean!?!?

This week we watched Piranha 3D. We talked about the horny boat, extended underwater nakedness scene, guy running people over with boat, and Jerry O’Connell’s floating dong and great final words!

This week we watched Willy’s Wonderland. We talked about Cage’s amazing not speaking role, these creepy machines, pretty good cleaning job, those drinks, and let’s go bang in the satanic suicide room?!?!?

This week we watched Bait Shop. We talked about the sweet name Hot Rod Johnson, fishing skanks, stuff in a bait shop, and the penalty for cheating in a fishing tournament is…death?!?!

This week we watched Grabbers. We talked about the town figuring out being drunk stops the alien, fish having balls, whale doctor great death, baby grabbers, and- how do you get the whole town to meet at the bar?? FREE BEER!!

This week we watched Surf Nazis Must Die. We talked about pawn shop grenades, people still going to the beach, Nazis with no guns, and a surfing getaway??

This week we watched Murdercise. We talked about Phoebe losing it, the name Donna Stromboli, the weird ending, and will someone please look at Candy’s boobs!!!

This week we watched Leprechaun 2. We talked about the Leprechaun rules for marriage, his powers, that go-kart, and…bathroom chocolates?!?!

This week we watched Skiptrace. We talked about goat testicles, chicken and beer date, bicycle phone charge, and that unibrow baby!

This week we watched Snow Beast. We talked about not showing kills, people being dumb, snowmobile explosion, and Marci can’t cook!!

This week we watched Real Men. We talked about how to say UFO’s, John Ritter “shooting” people, Jim Belushi is horny, and interesting negotiations.

This week we watched Do or Die. We talked about hot tub time, RC helicopter, tossing baseballs, and changing clothes in an airplane.

This week we talked about the year that was crappy movies. We each pick our favorite scenes, weapons, characters, and more!

This week we watched Pottersville. We talked about Maynard losing his mind, town is stupid, snake with ears, and furry orgy.

This week we watched Stuck on You. We talked about rapping Amish, Napoleon’s wife, Bill as a clown, and chickens getting freaky!

This week we watched Sexina Popstar P.I. We talked about robot boy bands, park bears, Lance the pleasure robot, and never look in someone’s desk!!

This week we watched Miracle Beach. We talked about what a genie can and can’t do, dumb wishes, bedroom bands, and velcro undies!

This week we watched Kung Fu Ghost. We talked about the cartoon rooster,Kung Fu training, the bizarre ending, and Oreo’s.

This week we watched Maximum Overdrive. We talked about all the questions we have, Bubba’s truck stop arsenal, machine using morse code, boat escape, and Russians…with the win?!

This week we watched Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. We talked about monkey butlers, fake flying, turning into a clown, and all these Kabukiman powers.

This week we watched Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. We talked about Eeyore’s fate, unkillable Pooh, controlling bees, and where’s the shirt and no pants look??

This week we watched Renfield. We talked about Cage having a blast, bug eating powers, some great kills, and Dracula’s blood healing power.

This week we watched Woody Woodpecker. We talked about Woody trying to murder people, RV talk, the Canadian border, and this bird poops a lot!

This week we watched Evil Bong 2. We talked about lack of evil bong, trip to South America, the Poontang tribe, and Boner black eye.

This week we watched The Toxic Avenger II. We talked about that opening 20 minute fight scene, terrorizing Japan, smoking crap, and the bad guy just…leaves town?!