Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Do or Die. We talked about hot tub time, RC helicopter, tossing baseballs, and changing clothes in an airplane.

This week we talked about the year that was crappy movies. We each pick our favorite scenes, weapons, characters, and more!

This week we watched Pottersville. We talked about Maynard losing his mind, town is stupid, snake with ears, and furry orgy.

This week we watched Stuck on You. We talked about rapping Amish, Napoleon’s wife, Bill as a clown, and chickens getting freaky!

This week we watched Sexina Popstar P.I. We talked about robot boy bands, park bears, Lance the pleasure robot, and never look in someone’s desk!!

This week we watched Miracle Beach. We talked about what a genie can and can’t do, dumb wishes, bedroom bands, and velcro undies!

This week we watched Kung Fu Ghost. We talked about the cartoon rooster,Kung Fu training, the bizarre ending, and Oreo’s.

This week we watched Maximum Overdrive. We talked about all the questions we have, Bubba’s truck stop arsenal, machine using morse code, boat escape, and Russians…with the win?!

This week we watched Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. We talked about monkey butlers, fake flying, turning into a clown, and all these Kabukiman powers.

This week we watched Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. We talked about Eeyore’s fate, unkillable Pooh, controlling bees, and where’s the shirt and no pants look??

This week we watched Renfield. We talked about Cage having a blast, bug eating powers, some great kills, and Dracula’s blood healing power.

This week we watched Woody Woodpecker. We talked about Woody trying to murder people, RV talk, the Canadian border, and this bird poops a lot!

This week we watched Evil Bong 2. We talked about lack of evil bong, trip to South America, the Poontang tribe, and Boner black eye.

This week we watched The Toxic Avenger II. We talked about that opening 20 minute fight scene, terrorizing Japan, smoking crap, and the bad guy just…leaves town?!

This week we watched Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold. We talked about the cave canoe trip, Sharon Stone not doing much, cave lions, and dipping people in gold.

This week we watched CarousHell 2. We talked about Duke’s son, sucking souls, needing more kills, great one-liners, and that bang scene!

This week we watched The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu. We talked about Jeff and Charlie’s jobs, motel guy, fish creatures, and the half fish man named Gary who lives in an RV!!

This week we watched Piranha Women. We talked about toothy knockers, amazing detective work, death by coolant, and wait, rain does what to them?!?!

This week we watched Chompy and the Girls. We talk about what Chompy is and what he’s doing, snakeskin boots, tiny foot, and this strange chapel party.

This week we watched Deep in the Valley. We talk about this magical world they go to, the amazing names, nipples taste funny, and butt beer!

This week we watched Dudes and Dragons. We talk about the horseless carriage, cousin marriage, Luke Perry showing up for 5 minutes, and the smell of mating goblins!

This week we watched Zoombies. We talk about killer Giraffes, butt monkeys, Kifo the fake gorilla, and birds nesting inside people!

This week we watched Curse of the Werehuahua. We talk about this strange friendship, Van Helsing getting help, vampire exorcism, and picking a battle time during the day?!?!

This week we watched Firewalker. We talked about the train ride, camping next to gators, all that bar stuff they destroyed in the fight, and how are they getting all that gold back to wherever?!?!

This week we watched Twins. We talked about Arnold airplane singing, Vincent is an awful person, grocery stores in the 80’s, and what exactly did Arnold do on that island for 35 years?!?!