Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Ski School. We talked about Fitz peeping, the competition, solo twister, and the no rules race at the end.

This week we watched Violent Night. We talked about how amazing this movie is, attic supplies, we need Santa’s backstory, and all those great kills.

This week we watched Roller Blade. We talked about all the whimpering, hot tub scene, Saticoy’s plan, and that amazing puppet!

This week we watched Nice Girls Don’t Explode. We talked about how insane the mom is, arsonists store, random sparkler kid, and letting this crazy woman near your kids!!

This week we watched Rubber. We talked about the movie making no sense, motel turkey, tire powers, and the dumb ending

This week we watched Ahockalypse. We talked about the living situation with Mrs J, Jenny is weird, butt beer, and is that Barry Melrose?

This week we watched (with special guest Terri) Cocaine Bear. We talked about the amount of cocaine this bear eats, all the characters, the drug guy using a plane to do this, and how old are the pubes?

This week we watched Sorority Babes in the Slime Ball Bowl-O-Rama 2. We talked about this being the same as the first movie, those wishes, guessing the imp’s name, and what’s with the pixelated bewbs??

This week we watched Rabid Grannies. We talked about how the grannies changed, nobody really trying to leave asap, more unlimited ammo, cellar investigating, and what, how, what is happening at the end??

This week we watched Vice Academy. We talked about the gun range, queen Bee, the graduation, and these are cops…? Maybe??

This week we watched Blast Vegas. We Talked about the awful graphics, fake tiger, sand snakes, and ketchup on hot dogs.

This week we watched Running Scared. We talked about a Mercedes in Chicago, bedroom interrupting, pants negotiating, and the Key West trip.

This week we watched Tammy and the T-Rex. We talked about easy brain removal, long T-Rex arms, dinosaur charades, and that amazing final scene!

This week we watched Trancers II. We talk about Jack and his two wives, the watch, exploding hams, and collecting…fire trucks!

This week we watched Dog Days with special guest Terri. We talk about all the different stories, dog parties, hunky vets, and all these people need to put a leash on their dogs!

This week we watched The FP. We talk about BTRO dancing too hard, JTRO training, the shootout, and the greatest ending scene ever in a movie!

This week we watched Demon Island. We talk about the scavenger hunt, evil piñata, no good kills, and the awful piñata vision!

This week we watched Freaky. We talk about the awesome kills, Vince Vaughn is great, high school cryo chamber, and an Aaron Rodger’s mask??!

This week we watched The Barbarians. We talk about shiny muscles, people not aging, the dragon, and finding the right belly button.

This week we watched 1 Up. We talk about video game scholarships, the 8-bit team members, free cars for everyone, and confetti at a Kesha concert!

This week we look back at all the crap movies we watched and pick our favorite things. Kills, characters, horny people, etc.

This week we watched Astonishing Tales of Terror: Rocktapussy! We talk about Hunter being talented, this thing in the cave, zombies?, and these are Canadian knights?!?

This week we watched Guns. We talk about Edy’s fantastic show, Abe’s tragic fishing trip, surprise ninja attack, and the amazing Abe inmate interrogation scene!

This week we watched about Best of Seven. We talk about all the personalities, the winning ticket, saucing the principal, and taking a trip to Russia?!?!

This week we watched The Chill Factor. We talk about all the nothing happening, playing a creepy game, having to bang, snowmobile cops, and did any of this actually happen??