Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold. We talked about the cave canoe trip, Sharon Stone not doing much, cave lions, and dipping people in gold.

This week we watched CarousHell 2. We talked about Duke’s son, sucking souls, needing more kills, great one-liners, and that bang scene!

This week we watched The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu. We talked about Jeff and Charlie’s jobs, motel guy, fish creatures, and the half fish man named Gary who lives in an RV!!

This week we watched Piranha Women. We talked about toothy knockers, amazing detective work, death by coolant, and wait, rain does what to them?!?!

This week we watched Chompy and the Girls. We talk about what Chompy is and what he’s doing, snakeskin boots, tiny foot, and this strange chapel party.

This week we watched Deep in the Valley. We talk about this magical world they go to, the amazing names, nipples taste funny, and butt beer!

This week we watched Dudes and Dragons. We talk about the horseless carriage, cousin marriage, Luke Perry showing up for 5 minutes, and the smell of mating goblins!

This week we watched Zoombies. We talk about killer Giraffes, butt monkeys, Kifo the fake gorilla, and birds nesting inside people!

This week we watched Curse of the Werehuahua. We talk about this strange friendship, Van Helsing getting help, vampire exorcism, and picking a battle time during the day?!?!

This week we watched Firewalker. We talked about the train ride, camping next to gators, all that bar stuff they destroyed in the fight, and how are they getting all that gold back to wherever?!?!

This week we watched Twins. We talked about Arnold airplane singing, Vincent is an awful person, grocery stores in the 80’s, and what exactly did Arnold do on that island for 35 years?!?!

This week we watched Ski School. We talked about Fitz peeping, the competition, solo twister, and the no rules race at the end.

This week we watched Violent Night. We talked about how amazing this movie is, attic supplies, we need Santa’s backstory, and all those great kills.

This week we watched Roller Blade. We talked about all the whimpering, hot tub scene, Saticoy’s plan, and that amazing puppet!

This week we watched Nice Girls Don’t Explode. We talked about how insane the mom is, arsonists store, random sparkler kid, and letting this crazy woman near your kids!!

This week we watched Rubber. We talked about the movie making no sense, motel turkey, tire powers, and the dumb ending

This week we watched Ahockalypse. We talked about the living situation with Mrs J, Jenny is weird, butt beer, and is that Barry Melrose?

This week we watched (with special guest Terri) Cocaine Bear. We talked about the amount of cocaine this bear eats, all the characters, the drug guy using a plane to do this, and how old are the pubes?

This week we watched Sorority Babes in the Slime Ball Bowl-O-Rama 2. We talked about this being the same as the first movie, those wishes, guessing the imp’s name, and what’s with the pixelated bewbs??

This week we watched Rabid Grannies. We talked about how the grannies changed, nobody really trying to leave asap, more unlimited ammo, cellar investigating, and what, how, what is happening at the end??

This week we watched Vice Academy. We talked about the gun range, queen Bee, the graduation, and these are cops…? Maybe??

This week we watched Blast Vegas. We Talked about the awful graphics, fake tiger, sand snakes, and ketchup on hot dogs.

This week we watched Running Scared. We talked about a Mercedes in Chicago, bedroom interrupting, pants negotiating, and the Key West trip.

This week we watched Tammy and the T-Rex. We talked about easy brain removal, long T-Rex arms, dinosaur charades, and that amazing final scene!

This week we watched Trancers II. We talk about Jack and his two wives, the watch, exploding hams, and collecting…fire trucks!