Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Time Babes. We talk about the time chamber, Heidi and Ingrid, ripping off everything Terminator, and that unexpected ending!

This week we watched Maggots. We talk about green ooze causing problems, big flies, the tent scene, and they didn’t really kill all of them!

This week we watched Dave Made a Maze. We talk about the stupid maze, how they get out, is everyone who died in the maze really dead?! And that one…special room!

This week we watched Halloween at Aunt Ethel’s. We talk about how nobody notices all these missing kids, Ricky jerking it, that kid getting stabbed, and that rap video!

This week we watched Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity. We talk about leather pants, horny robots, booty traps, and why do the self destruct?

This week we watched Pumpkins. We talk about how this movie could have ended 8 minutes in, dumb hiking group, that’s not how you carve a pumpkin, and is that lady knitting in the bar??

This week we watched They Call Me Renegade. We talk about the bar trick scene, those friendly neighbors, how helicopters work, that ending, and more.

This week we watched Sharkula. We talk about Sharkula flying, town rules, weird transition scenes, that dumb ending, and is this the worse movie of the year?

This week we watched The adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. Sorry, lost 20 minutes editing it!😕. We talk about how Buckaroo can do it all, everyone in the gang always packing heat, why is Goldblum dressed as a cowboy? And why did Buckaroo parachute at the end??

This week we watched Shark Side of the Moon. We talk about these moon sharks that talk, build cities, but can’t fight. Plus, this guy has been on the moon 40 years! And this stupid ending. And…remember if you see a shark upside down, be nice flip it back over!

This week we watched Frankenhooker. We talk about Elisabeth’s death, Jeff’s hooker searching, mannequins exploding, creepy hooker body parts, and that ending!

This week we watched Lillith. We talk about the tingling sensation, succubus research, that awesome song, and did Jenna really do THAT to destroy Lillith??

This week we watched Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. We talk about the opening scene, the ACB, all the gross butt stuff, the dumb long singing parts, and…grocery store prices??

This week we watched Ghoulies. We talk about weird parties, groundskeeper Wolfgang, this movie had a budget of 5.5 million, and We would rather play strip poker over your strange chanting game in the basement!

This week we watched Cheerleader Ninjas. We talk about the constant sound effects, the strange Godzilla type scene, all the boobs, and the best actor in the movie is the blow up doll!

This week we watched Kazaam. We talk about Shaq performing is rhymes, Max being awful, Shaq showering in a kids room, and candy bar talk.

This week we watched Blood Car. We talk about the weird BB gun rampage, Archie and Denise’s relationship, the trunk of this car, the strange ending, and candy bars.

This week we watched Blood Hook. We talk about this ongoing contest, giant lures, lake elevators, RV family, and how about all these cicadas!

This week we watched 5th of July. We talk about ferrets eating cars, strangers talking to you on airplanes, mountain man makeover, and the sky is farting!

This week we watched Attack of the Killer Donuts. We talk about crazy uncle Luther, Why does this serum do this to donuts? Was that lady going to bang a donut? The weird Howard storyline, and how did Howard lose a testicle??

This week we watched The Sasquatch Gang. We talk about Shirts’ family dinner, Sophie’s mouth wired shut, nicklecade, and Hobie not showering for weeks!

This week we watched The Smurfs. We talk about all the different smurfs. Do smurfs have private parts? Gargamel is just stuck in NYC, and did that Smurf knowingly eat Smurf poop??

This week we watched Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. We talk about the demon imp showing up, the initiation scene, each person’s wish, and that crazy ending!

This week we watched Cute Little Buggers. We talk about the many different storylines, Brian and Ernest, peeing on rabbits, and more Smurf discussion.

This week we watched Meet Dave. We talk about Dave being a substitute teacher, smurfs, the apple store scene, and everything Dave is pooping out in this movie!