Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Blades. We talk about Roy’s job, the maniac hunt, mower cam, and not closing the course over a few inconvenient gruesome murders.

This week we watched Big Ass Spider! We talk about Alex trying to find a woman, spider likes quarters, having to shoot the spider in the butt, and I guess we’ll just forget about all the tiny spiders that hatched?!?!

This week we watched The Toxic Avenger. We talk about transporting toxic waste, bad guy named Bozo, Sara moving into the toxic waste dump, and everything happening in this health club.

This week we watched Taxi. We talk about the transforming taxi, Andy can’t drive, hot bank robbers, and what’s up with Belle’s apartment layout??

This week we watched Porky’s. We talk about Lassie, being nicknamed Meat, the principal tallywacker scene, and the revenge plan against Porky.

This week we watched Picasso Trigger. We talk about the cowgirl show, fixing the phones, all the amazing weapons, and that final kill being so awesome!

This week we watched Leprechaun. We talk about the Leprechauns powers, four leaf clovers, awful house painters, and that slingshot shot at the end!

This week we watched Troll 2. We talk about ghost gramps powers, Joshua peeing on the food, house swapping, erotic corn on the cob, and a bologna sandwich saves the day!!

This week we watched Super Hybrid. We talk about the different cars, the pit of death, car noises, Maria’s amazing death, and what exactly is that ending??

This week we watched Killer Rack. We talk about the amazing songs, everyone’s obsession with boobs, toxic milk, and our hopes that a teased sequel happens!

This week we watched Dead Sexy. We talk about what this ghost is doing exactly, we want a ghost that cleans and makes coffee, strange wall art, and the twist ending!

This week we watched The Machine Girl. We talk about awesome weapons, all the blood, working for the evil family, and that bra!!

This week we watched Flight 666. We talk about how awful this flight is, revenge ghosts, never leave your name on your murder bag, huge airplane cargo hold, and the greatest emergency landing in history!

This week we watched Alien Addiction. We talk about Gurgus and Jeff, smoking the good stuff, the roadside food stand, and that long poop hose.

This week we watched Llamageddon. We talk about laser eyes, Trent’s transformation, awesome space ship, and space sticks!

This week we talk about our favorite things from the past year. What was each of our favorite lines, scenes, movies and more?!

This week we watched Anna and the Apocalypse. We talk about rapping penguins, zombies peeing, confiscated school items, and Lisa’s amazing school play song.

This week we watched Devil’s Dynamite. We talk about Steven Cox, those hopping vampires are back, smoke bombs for everyone, and how much of this movie did Matt miss due to sleeping?

This week we watched Evil Bong. We talk about strip club bong world, pogo sticks at a party, killer bras, preview for Evil Bong 2, and all the great cameos!

This week we watched Jack Frost 2. We talk about the anvil scene, unnecessary late night swim, Jack and Sam being bonded, killer snowbabies, and bananas saving the day.

This week we watched Thankskilling 3. We talk about that opening scene, all the strange characters, rapping grandma, butthole vortex, and some more classic Turkie one liners.

This week we watched Crossbreed. We talk about assembling the team, dirty jokes, future guns, and we gotta save the bar!

This week we watched Welcome to the Jungle. We talk about the tiger attack, Brenda’s campfire speech, Phil being worshipped in less than a day, and that amazing Storm kick at the end!

This week we watched Night of the Demons. We talk about Nigel’s economics lesson, Demons banging, nipple tentacles, and the best magic trick ever performed!

This week we watched Vibes. We talk about Nick’s luggage, the different powers people have, Nick’s bedroom move, and Harry the ghost gets to watch Nick and Sylvia bang forever.