Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Cheerleader Ninjas. We talk about the constant sound effects, the strange Godzilla type scene, all the boobs, and the best actor in the movie is the blow up doll!

This week we watched Kazaam. We talk about Shaq performing is rhymes, Max being awful, Shaq showering in a kids room, and candy bar talk.

This week we watched Blood Car. We talk about the weird BB gun rampage, Archie and Denise’s relationship, the trunk of this car, the strange ending, and candy bars.

This week we watched Blood Hook. We talk about this ongoing contest, giant lures, lake elevators, RV family, and how about all these cicadas!

This week we watched 5th of July. We talk about ferrets eating cars, strangers talking to you on airplanes, mountain man makeover, and the sky is farting!

This week we watched Attack of the Killer Donuts. We talk about crazy uncle Luther, Why does this serum do this to donuts? Was that lady going to bang a donut? The weird Howard storyline, and how did Howard lose a testicle??

This week we watched The Sasquatch Gang. We talk about Shirts’ family dinner, Sophie’s mouth wired shut, nicklecade, and Hobie not showering for weeks!

This week we watched The Smurfs. We talk about all the different smurfs. Do smurfs have private parts? Gargamel is just stuck in NYC, and did that Smurf knowingly eat Smurf poop??

This week we watched Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. We talk about the demon imp showing up, the initiation scene, each person’s wish, and that crazy ending!

This week we watched Cute Little Buggers. We talk about the many different storylines, Brian and Ernest, peeing on rabbits, and more Smurf discussion.

This week we watched Meet Dave. We talk about Dave being a substitute teacher, smurfs, the apple store scene, and everything Dave is pooping out in this movie!

This week we watched Blades. We talk about Roy’s job, the maniac hunt, mower cam, and not closing the course over a few inconvenient gruesome murders.

This week we watched Big Ass Spider! We talk about Alex trying to find a woman, spider likes quarters, having to shoot the spider in the butt, and I guess we’ll just forget about all the tiny spiders that hatched?!?!

This week we watched The Toxic Avenger. We talk about transporting toxic waste, bad guy named Bozo, Sara moving into the toxic waste dump, and everything happening in this health club.

This week we watched Taxi. We talk about the transforming taxi, Andy can’t drive, hot bank robbers, and what’s up with Belle’s apartment layout??

This week we watched Porky’s. We talk about Lassie, being nicknamed Meat, the principal tallywacker scene, and the revenge plan against Porky.

This week we watched Picasso Trigger. We talk about the cowgirl show, fixing the phones, all the amazing weapons, and that final kill being so awesome!

This week we watched Leprechaun. We talk about the Leprechauns powers, four leaf clovers, awful house painters, and that slingshot shot at the end!

This week we watched Troll 2. We talk about ghost gramps powers, Joshua peeing on the food, house swapping, erotic corn on the cob, and a bologna sandwich saves the day!!

This week we watched Super Hybrid. We talk about the different cars, the pit of death, car noises, Maria’s amazing death, and what exactly is that ending??

This week we watched Killer Rack. We talk about the amazing songs, everyone’s obsession with boobs, toxic milk, and our hopes that a teased sequel happens!

This week we watched Dead Sexy. We talk about what this ghost is doing exactly, we want a ghost that cleans and makes coffee, strange wall art, and the twist ending!

This week we watched The Machine Girl. We talk about awesome weapons, all the blood, working for the evil family, and that bra!!

This week we watched Flight 666. We talk about how awful this flight is, revenge ghosts, never leave your name on your murder bag, huge airplane cargo hold, and the greatest emergency landing in history!

This week we watched Alien Addiction. We talk about Gurgus and Jeff, smoking the good stuff, the roadside food stand, and that long poop hose.