I Can Complain

Yesterday's hero is tomorrow's trash, and today is tomorrow. I also talk about a real medical scare I experienced this past Friday night. Thanks for listening. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www....

The trains have derailed, and the banks have failed, but fortunately I have a solution! Also, when you're going to pay hush money to a woman in multiple pornography halls of fame, you have to come correct. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll u...

I found the missing popcorn chickens! I also talked about Lady Gaga's parched lips and why you really can't blame the drug cartels. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE R...

I went on a scavenger hunt for popcorn chickens. We also gave Mr. Rainwater a lie detector and paternity test, and reveal the results live. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAI...

I'm not sure I can effectively summarize what occurred on the show today. Basically, I feared I would have a stroke, blacked out, and did the first ten minutes before the abortion caravan arrived. Then, I have a recording of me eating French toast sticks in bed at 3:30AM., Jessica showed up to introduce a new segment, and my friend Cole and I talked about Kenny Chesney, sign spinner hierarchy...

It's been one year since the war started and I'm starting to feel like the Russians don't know what they're doing. Also, old people are under attack and eating a diet high in fast food can help you gain a few inches. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just compl...

We start the show with a unique promotion. Then, I ate French toast sticks in bed, and I feel shame. Also, popcorn chicken is disappearing forever, and they're putting kids to work in the Midwest. This is my favorite episode. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox! Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, o...

Subway is introducing new meat slicers in their restaurants, which prompted the Chinese to send a spy balloon in an attempt to steal the footlong recipes -- or something like that. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox! Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, or prove you're in jail, and maybe I'll u...

I had a stomach virus last week. Then, I visited the filthiest restaurant I've ever seen. I also put ChatGPT to the test and asked it to write a sponsorship ad read, and the results surprised me. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a...

When you have a chance to escape, take it. Also, it's not a surprise that presidents in their 80s hoard documents. Enjoy.   New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox! Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, or prove you're in jail, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/...

Ellen DeGeneres' might be homeless * after her home was flooded **. We also get to the bottom of my friend's insistence that he buy a golf cart (despite not actually being a golfer). And, I have a major announcement regarding a certain TV show we don't talk about. Enjoy. * factually untrue   ** the creek by her house almost flooded New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you wan...

Don't try too hard in 2023. Also, there's a man cooking pizza in an active volcano and we talk about a controversial new law in Louisiana. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ &qu...

I'm live from the Soviet Dome in Russia announcing the 'Russian 4A Women's-Invitational Basketball Tournament' finale. What more do you really need to know than that? Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadc...

This is a crazy time capsule from the last 12 months of the show. I host, and countdown, the shows funniest moments from 2022. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLIN...

I had planned a show where I berated my friend for wanting to buy a golf cart for pleasure, but that show totally fell apart, so instead we celebrate Christmas vicariously through Carrie Underwood. If it sounds like it doesn't make sense, that's because it probably doesn't. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox...

I had an all-you-can eat experience this past weekend that was barbaric. Also, Brittney Griner is back home, R. Kelly dropped an album from prison, and Bill Cosby is being sued. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. http...

The only thing grown adults apparently want this holiday season are cookies and milk. Also, we explore that time I bought "a giant bag of tater tots and hunkered down in the scat forums online for a week,"... and unfortunately, a whole lot more. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feed...

I saw a group of men eating cookies and can't stop thinking about it. Also, there's a particular appetizer that's served around the holidays that I can't stand, we discuss why which president you keep a picture of bedside is important, and we have an exciting World Cup update. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice...

I break podcast ground and stuff a turkey live on the show. Also, this is the season when drugs are exchanged for food stamps -- and we need to talk about that. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancompl...

Black Friday shopping used to be very dangerous. Also, my friend is buying a golf cart for leisure, and I have a problem with that. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER H...

The awful birthday gifts keep arriving. Also, November is a very scary month, but also an opportunity to leave your loveless marriage. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATE...

I discuss my underwhelming birthday gifts, and we celebrate Halloween with a 7-layer goblin dip recipe and a costume idea. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE Ne...

My friend and I lived with a dozen lesbians and did a lot of drugs in the summer of 2006. Cole joins me today as we recall doing massive amounts of dxm while watching hockey, sleeping on the floor surrounded by other bodies, getting addicted to cocaine, and riding around with a reckless driver. It was a summer of hard drugs, pyramid schemes and no rules. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tues...

Brett and I went to her favorite restaurant in the world and hijinks ensued. Enjoy. "I wish you could have seen this place in its prime, John" - Brett New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com...

American corporations won't be satisfied until every last person is obese. Also, a promotion goes wrong, and I'm forced to call a sponsor to inform them I will no longer advertise on their behalf. Enjoy.  New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use...