I Can Complain

I had a dream where Chevy Chase was in bed with me shirtless. I don't know what anything costs anymore. And, the chicken wars have begun again. Enjoy. new patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback...

I'm sitting around waiting to die. A woman ate at Golden Corral for 12 hours and expects us to care. I made mozzarella sticks at 4 a.m. And, I really don't care if AI ruins art. Enjoy. new patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbo...

Bob Barker lived the American dream on CBS for decades. People aren't as reckless as they used to be. And, Jessica weighs me live on the show. Enjoy. new patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback,...

I met a homeless man who wanted a bucket of chicken. The government loves me. Brett's car was stolen again. And, tourists are causing problems all over the world. Enjoy. new patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146...

It's a bonus episode. Even if you find a pot of gold, you've got to pay the leprechaun tax. Enjoy. new patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it...

It finally feels like summer! People are fighting on docks and tourists refuse to leave Hawaii! We also discover that there are things more important than human life! Enjoy! new patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146...

Large gatherings of exclusively white people scare me. And, Jessica reports live from a Ponderosa Steakhouse, where Lizzo has supposedly been for two days. Enjoy. new patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave f...

I'm not proud of what I did, but I went to Subway, and unfortunately you're coming with me. I also did standup for the first time, and it didn't go as expected. Enjoy. new patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-...

I'm living the Barbie life. I'm not hanging out in the desert. And, all people want are tits and chicken. Enjoy. new patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I&a...

I'm prepared to survive in a jungle. Buc-ee's is trash. And, I discovered a piece of lost media that's scary. Enjoy. new patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and...

Tits are back in style and Facebook has finally ruined my life. Enjoy. new patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.ica...

Matthew McConaughey is offering life advice online, and I was dumb enough to participate. Also, it's Independence Day, and Mr. Rainwater and Jessica are live from a cook out. Enjoy. new patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call...

Jessica is reporting live from inside a submersible at the bottom of the ocean. Also, working from home has unintended consequences. Enjoy. new patreon : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just compla...

new ICC hoodie : https://icancomplain.bigcartel.com/ The Bear (season 1 now available for streaming exclusively on Hulu) is back, and that means it's hot chef summer! Also, Matthew McConaughey and Snoop are riding around in a luxury SUV and I don't like it. Enjoy. new patreon with bonus monthly episodes (and Moscow Lady Mules Basketball) : http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain New episodes...

http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain My neighbor is tunneling to hell. I don't know much about breads. And, when will small business owners just give up? Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain...

http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain I'm sick of people thanking the veterans on Memorial Day. l review the segment of my 600 pound life that changed my life. And, foster parents are scary trash. Enjoy. "I've eaten in bed, but I've never eaten in bed like this!" New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818...

http://www.patreon.com/icancomplain Brett and I went back for seconds. We had the greasiest food ever, and discovered that LJS really is for the birds. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/...

Elizabeth Holmes still has an opportunity to be an international fugitive. Are we over van life yet? Steve Harvey hacked my computer. And, our favorite musical artist dropped a new single. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broa...

You can now develop an emotional bond with an AI sex-bot for only $1 per minute. Also, Mr. Rainwater and Jessica insist I pretend like I'm performing and add a laugh track. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. http...

If you thought a global pandemic would reduce our appetite for buffets, you don't know America. Also, the ex-billionaire Theranos creator, 'Liz Holmes, lived in a Walmart parking lot for six months. Enjoy. https://www.tiktok.com/@icancomplainpodcast New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedbac...

Jerry Springer is dead and I'm not into inspirational people. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancompl...

Tucker and Don are unemployed, but I'm still here. I was invited to an exclusive virtual live event with Matthew McConaughey, which quickly descended into madness, where he attempted to waste six hours of my time. And, I don't want to eat outside at a restaurant like an animal. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox....

I grew up eating frozen weapons of mass destruction, and my health teacher sold me greasy pizza. Also, it's springtime, so that means drugs are in season. And Jessica and the ladies think Florida banned a woman's right to choose at buffets after 6 p.m. Enjoy.  New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and le...

Nobody makes it through childhood without emotional trauma. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com...

I'm planning my funeral and have unburdened myself of unnecessary pressure by deciding not to vote. Also, celebrities are complaining about how they, evidently, can't afford blue checkmarks on Twitter. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll...