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I've been caught speeding recklessly and now I have to pay the price. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

250 years as a nation and we got fried chicken, ranch, and some strip clubs to show for it. We could have done worse. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Preparations are underway here on the show for the country's 250th birthday this Saturday. Also, I have a friend with a kid that's shitting all over town. And, for the final time, it's Hot Chef Summer. Eat up. alt title: oh the places you'll go the Bear season 5, now premiering exclusively on FX and Hulu. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https...

Are we starting to prepare for economic collapse by gathering supplies to print our own money? Absolutely not. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

No notes today. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I purchased a used TV, and I'm not proud of it. Also, people used to just stand around because they had nothing better to do. And, I'm manifesting a good show today. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I'm going to Wegmans tonight and buying a Clapper. Also, summer has arrived -- if you know what to look for. And, I'm selling my spleen. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

If you know anybody that survived the dust bowl, they probably love free samples. *after further research I don't even think Ford made the Trans Am. Enjoy. "I'm glad you find me physically attractive. Can you buy me some material goods, please?" New episodes are released every Tuesday or sometimes Monday. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are...

I'm surviving on corn dogs and zebra cake rolls. Also, there's only one way left out of this mess for the president. And, I'll tell you how to get a raise at work so you don't starve to death. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

There were warning signs of pending economic collapse, but I just didn't put the links together. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://ican...

It's time to give AI the nuclear codes. Also, I saw Charles Cheese Jordan hooping this past weekend. And, you don't get to win, Ronald McDonald wins. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOT...

It's a race to see if I'm going to end up in the hospital first or the poor house. Also, dinner with the President is very dangerous. And, working at Subway is also very dangerous. It's all dangerous. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I&apos...

The internet has gone to hell. Also, Chinese restaurants refuse to make my food spicy. And, RFK is taking dicks roadside. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every T...

I'm on the verge of going to prison by Thursday. Also, the astronauts did a lap around the moon but forgot to farm for aura. And, we meet Osvaldo, a success story in California, building homes in the world's 4th largest economy. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just com...

I'll tell you how to go on summer vacation for $50 this year! Also, we should not let old men build ballrooms. And, I can pinpoint the exact moment in time that I knew that we weren't taking this seriously anymore. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and may...

I'm too fat to wear moon shoes. Baseball is back. I'm not serving on a jury unless the death penalty is on the table. And, with gas prices climbing, expect people to go postal in rush hour traffic. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use...

My neck hurts and I might lose it. Also, we revisit great moments in show history that we never got to. And, if you see me out on the streets wearing soppy wet clothes, just know that I didn't have a choice. Enjoy, and thank you for 250. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

This is when the fun begins. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Jesus gave me a ride home. Also, I was side-eyed by a robot. And, the world could be ending soon. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomp...

If you love death and destruction, this is a hell of a time to be alive. Also, for the second consecutive summer my vacation plans to Tehran have went to shit. And, I miss when you could buy a garden hose from a strange man on TV at 2:30AM. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just c...

The economy has begun to affect my trivia night prize table. And, we used to hire people for jobs they had no qualifications for, or business actually working, so of course AI was going to replace them. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in...

I encountered Mr. Peanut in the deli section of Kroger's when I was four years old, and I'm still not over that. Also, Jeffrey Epstein could be working at a Dairy Queen in Iowa. And, I still refuse to buy a boneless couch. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain,...

I'm going to a Super Bowl party where the host likes Applebee's. And, there's been a tragady at the Olive Garden. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released...

Bad weather is expected again, and I've been told to prepare for certain death -- but that doesn't scare me because I'm flexible. Also, an update on the salami situation. And, there's a brand new sport for people who can't run and like trash. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 an...

Jessica's live from the patio with weather updates as an ice storm arrives. Also, there's a man, a man who supposedly leads the free world, who I'm going to need to see master the Etch a Sketch to restore my faith in him. Enjoy.  New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just comp...