I Can Complain

It's time to give AI the nuclear codes. Also, I saw Charles Cheese Jordan hooping this past weekend. And, you don't get to win, Ronald McDonald wins. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOT...

It's a race to see if I'm going to end up in the hospital first or the poor house. Also, dinner with the President is very dangerous. And, working at Subway is also very dangerous. It's all dangerous. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I&apos...

The internet has gone to hell. Also, Chinese restaurants refuse to make my food spicy. And, RFK is taking dicks roadside. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every T...

I'm on the verge of going to prison by Thursday. Also, the astronauts did a lap around the moon but forgot to farm for aura. And, we meet Osvaldo, a success story in California, building homes in the world's 4th largest economy. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just com...

I'll tell you how to go on summer vacation for $50 this year! Also, we should not let old men build ballrooms. And, I can pinpoint the exact moment in time that I knew that we weren't taking this seriously anymore. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and may...

I'm too fat to wear moon shoes. Baseball is back. I'm not serving on a jury unless the death penalty is on the table. And, with gas prices climbing, expect people to go postal in rush hour traffic. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use...

My neck hurts and I might lose it. Also, we revisit great moments in show history that we never got to. And, if you see me out on the streets wearing soppy wet clothes, just know that I didn't have a choice. Enjoy, and thank you for 250. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

This is when the fun begins. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Jesus gave me a ride home. Also, I was side-eyed by a robot. And, the world could be ending soon. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomp...

If you love death and destruction, this is a hell of a time to be alive. Also, for the second consecutive summer my vacation plans to Tehran have went to shit. And, I miss when you could buy a garden hose from a strange man on TV at 2:30AM. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just c...

The economy has begun to affect my trivia night prize table. And, we used to hire people for jobs they had no qualifications for, or business actually working, so of course AI was going to replace them. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in...

I encountered Mr. Peanut in the deli section of Kroger's when I was four years old, and I'm still not over that. Also, Jeffrey Epstein could be working at a Dairy Queen in Iowa. And, I still refuse to buy a boneless couch. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain,...

I'm going to a Super Bowl party where the host likes Applebee's. And, there's been a tragady at the Olive Garden. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released...

Bad weather is expected again, and I've been told to prepare for certain death -- but that doesn't scare me because I'm flexible. Also, an update on the salami situation. And, there's a brand new sport for people who can't run and like trash. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 an...

Jessica's live from the patio with weather updates as an ice storm arrives. Also, there's a man, a man who supposedly leads the free world, who I'm going to need to see master the Etch a Sketch to restore my faith in him. Enjoy.  New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just comp...

Hello everyone, and welcome to the I Can Complain podcast. We've been defeated by Amy Poehler and her podcast 'Good Hang' for 'best podcast' at the 83rd annual Golden Globes. I can't do better than Amy. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain,...

ICE is one big sausage party of should-be mall cops, and I'd like to introduce some broads from Jersey into the mix. Also, Dean and Matthew are still trying to help me, and it's reaching a breaking point. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'...

Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro is out of a job. There's a sizeable amount of people who survive solely on the Chili's Triple Dipper. And, for the low price of $100, I'll get in a car with anyone. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I&apos...

I discovered a boneless couch, and in an all-time ICC rant I'll tell you why I ain't sitting on that shit. Also, I'm going by a new name in 2026. And, robots are playing basketball now, which isn't good for anybody. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just compla...

We're downgrading the podcast, find out what that means for you. Also, Jessica and I exchange Christmas gifts. And, I came to a hard realization in the car today that has me feeling old. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future b...

It's almost time for Santa Claus to come down your chimney. Also, Jessica's back at the tree farm in Indiana pimping trees at Dick's. And, being able to get a Wendy's baked potato through the drive-thru is a humbling experience. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, o...

I'm back from my Disney on Ice experience, and I'm ready to divulge what I saw. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tues...

Jessica is live at a Christmas tree farm outside of Indianapolis to tell us how to pick the perfect tree and get us in the holiday spirit! And, the Secretary of Transportation wants us to dress up and wear jeans when we fly -- I'll tell you why that could be the reason you die in a plane crash. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a vo...

Jessica and I pull off an elaborate heist to save Thanksgiving in this tough economy. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday....

The clerk at the gas station said I told her I was going to quit smoking, which doesn't sound like something I'd ever say. Also, my Honda Civic is single handedly responsible for global warming. And, the US mint stopped making pennies last week to save everybody $6. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-33...