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All I wanted to do was get a bag of rice from the grocery store without being harassed. I guess that was too much to ask. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

It's hurricane season again, and we're hoping the storm only hurts people and not our gas prices. Also, I might be on the no-fly list. And, poor people are being priced out of fast food, the only thing they have left to enjoy. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

An execution in Tennessee was botched this week. Also, Bin Laden would have made bank on OnlyFans. And, I look too good to shop at the budget grocery store near my house. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

The way this is going Ronald McDonald is going to control all the chicken. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I used to use the Sears catalog in ways it wasn't intended to be used. Also, details from my Grandpa's funeral. And, we really get into the news you need to know. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

for grandpa. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I only have one wish this Labor Day. Also, beef is off the menu at the cookout. And, summer refuses to clock out without causing a little more mayhem. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

My grandma didn't care too much for Dolly Parton. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I grew up eating at a Pizza Hut buffet, and the lunch crowd was strictly business. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I think I've discovered what amounts to modern-day slavery at a ping-pong compound in the Balkans?, and I'm threatening to send Jessica to investigate. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Google's moving in, and you're moving out. Also, I'm ready for rigged elections. And, this November, men are about to abandon their families to live in the basement permanently. Enjoy. " I lost my wife and kids when Google's data center moved in." -  John TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

We celebrate 5 years of the ICC podcast! There could even be a special surprise guest appearance from Gwyneth Paltrow. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

The numbers are down, which means we're selling ad space. Also, it must be nice to put the lives of your children in the hands of untrained lifeguards. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Taco Bell's menu has been compromised by disease. Also, Lindsey Graham dying really ruined my vacation. And, I got my grandpa liquored up against his doctor's wishes. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Spiders have invaded my home to sleep with me. Also, Jessica debuts her new fragrance line. And, cults need to be more progressive if they want me to join. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I've been caught speeding recklessly and now I have to pay the price. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

250 years as a nation and we got fried chicken, ranch, and some strip clubs to show for it. We could have done worse. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Preparations are underway here on the show for the country's 250th birthday this Saturday. Also, I have a friend with a kid that's shitting all over town. And, for the final time, it's Hot Chef Summer. Eat up. alt title: oh the places you'll go the Bear season 5, now premiering exclusively on FX and Hulu. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https...

Are we starting to prepare for economic collapse by gathering supplies to print our own money? Absolutely not. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

No notes today. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I purchased a used TV, and I'm not proud of it. Also, people used to just stand around because they had nothing better to do. And, I'm manifesting a good show today. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I'm going to Wegmans tonight and buying a Clapper. Also, summer has arrived -- if you know what to look for. And, I'm selling my spleen. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

If you know anybody that survived the dust bowl, they probably love free samples. *after further research I don't even think Ford made the Trans Am. Enjoy. "I'm glad you find me physically attractive. Can you buy me some material goods, please?" New episodes are released every Tuesday or sometimes Monday. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are...

I'm surviving on corn dogs and zebra cake rolls. Also, there's only one way left out of this mess for the president. And, I'll tell you how to get a raise at work so you don't starve to death. Enjoy. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

There were warning signs of pending economic collapse, but I just didn't put the links together. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://ican...