I Can Complain

It's time to panic. It's all hands on deck and all asses in the street. Also, Hurricane Ian impacted me , and no one seems to care. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE R...

There's a hurricane headed towards Florida, but it's time to admit that nobody really cares. I also demand pay raises for hookers and give confidence-boosting language tips to Russian soldiers. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it i...

Jason's on the show today as I explain that I've been launching very expensive digital rockets while gambling online. We also discuss my disappointing hotel stay and how old men love bowls of fruit. Enjoy. Hear more from Jason at https://gigeconomy-podcast.com/ and at https://threadspodcast.com/ New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voi...

I talk about my weight gain and how that's really opened up my joke repertoire - and much more - in this high energy episode. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HO...

It's an "I Can Complain Special Edition Bonus Episode". My tribute to the Queen simply could not wait. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New epi...

It's a labor day extravaganza here on the show today. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

My bed frame is falling apart. I also made ribs. Enjoy.  New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Bonus episode. Guys, he's tunneling underneath the ground. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

It's a really wild ride today. I can't afford to lose listeners, so please don't die yet. I might have lived next to a war criminal growing up. Also, we hear about a famous man who lived in a dark room watching porn until the day he died. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedba...

I wonder when it'll be my turn to have a summer, and tell you why you'll be eating alone by next year. There's a debate over rainwater safety, luckily that's my area of expertise! We also conclude the saga of the missing car. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or j...

Brett's stolen car has been located, but can we get it back? The police have closed the case, but was it really even investigated? And just when we thought the ordeal was over new theories have emerged that could change everything. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just compla...

It's a hot chef summer, the Choco tacos are gone and Halloween is cancelled. However, you can still enjoy a steak. We also celebrate the one year anniversary of the show. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https:/...

Applebee's is going country and all digital and I have a lot to say about that. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday....

I propose an idea for a new travel show. We also discuss how to shop local correctly, and I tell you why it's (once again) time to give up on your dreams.  New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/...

What would you do if you were banned from Macy's for life? Also, you're going to need to sell either your catalectic converter or your kid -- so make up your mind. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://w...

Happy 4th of July. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

Brett and I went in search of tacos to celebrate the 50th episode! It did not go as planned. This is a real adventure. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ I want my Marconi. TEXT THE RAINWA...

We've reached the bottom. I tell you how to realize when your dreams are over and give you tips to combat inflation. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tu...

It's hot outside and I have a problem with that. Father's Day is almost here, but you have the option of leaving and moving to Russia. Last, hear about a man named Dee, who had a specific  retirement dream and wouldn't let anything stand in his way. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and le...

We go back in time to 1991 and try to win $5,000. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

It's a Memorial Day extravaganza on the show today. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE New episodes are released every Tuesday. https://icancomplain.com/

I called my friend Allie to discuss my permanent weight gain, twerking at a community pool, and the man who eats Big Mac's every day . Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com/ TEXT THE RAIN...

World War 3 is boring me, and I theorize that if I live for hundreds of years, I'll try everything and get tired of everything. I refuse to live in virtual reality, and I'm tired of looking at people's dead pets online. I also check up on the news, and question how we will grow roast beef sandwiches. Enjoy.  New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the s...

I have yet another problem with an elderly neighbor and my homeowners association. Then, I purpose an idea for a fantasy death chamber and celebrate the life of Gilbert Gottfried with a joke. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future br...

I went to a casino and was inspired by elderly individuals wasting their last moments on Earth at the penny slots. Also, evidently we're going to run out of food soon, and it depressed me in ways that I didn't know I could be depressed. Plus, we take a live peak into the courtroom to finally figure out if Johnny Depp was set to star in Pirates 6 . Enjoy. New episodes are released every T...