Hate Watching with Dan and Tony

Send us Fan Mail This movie makes less sense the more you think about it. At least Christopher Nolan movies just seem stupider the more you think about them. This is worse. But sadly Chris Pine is amazing, Florence Pugh is amazing, the production design is great. But the writing, mystery, thrills, sexiness, turns just aren't here. Its a huge jumble mess of ideas with no connecting thread. Hat...

Send us Fan Mail This one is a classic mess - is it a kids movie? is it for adults? Is it really made for no one and is not at all funny - Yep that it is. This is not the classic that a Nightmare before Christmas was. There is not much here, no real friendship story, no romance, no adventure, no excitement. like I said not much. The one positives that Tony found the female turkey oddly attractive...

Send us Fan Mail Take a bunch of useless action, add a bunch of useless explanation, steal a bunch of tropes from other movies and you get this mess of a movie. And don't get us started on how terrible  all the characters are. They are just barely characters. Hate Watching is the show that tells you about the blockbusters that no-one even registered into your consciousness. Be our friend! Dan...

Send us Fan Mail ***Spoilers Ahead for the new Netflix Comedy 'Me Time'*** Of course the spoiler is that it's meh. And so is this show. How did you find this anyhow? Shouldn't you be working right now instead of listening to this?  This week the guys dive into the new Kevin Hart jambox Me Time and wish that instead of watching this movie they were having us time as best friends...

Send us Fan Mail Perhaps this story should have remained Untold. This week the guys dive into Dracula Untold to find a backstory that makes little sense, a protagonist that by all accounts is still a horrific murder, and an Amazing Spiderman 2 Easter Egg?! Hate Watching is the show that should have also remained Untold. #Dracula #DraculaUnfun #HateWatchingDAT Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony:...

Send us Fan Mail Sorry for the spoilers in the title but if you haven't seen the movie yet, you're lucky, don't watch it. Listen as Tony complains about the lighting for almost 90 minutes.  Hate Watching is the the show with all the most boring horror movies Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail This is the 10th movie in the storied franchise and boy is it nuts - puppets, nazis, reanimation, sexy nazi lady, etc, etc. And there is Sarge ready to throw down with them all. This is just barely a horror movie, more of a weird sic-fi hybrid. Hate Watching is the only show that takes the puppets acting skills into account. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And fo...

Send us Fan Mail Well, we did it. We watched it. It is a bit of a low budget mess. Sadly its not funny. And it's in color. Hate Watching is the show that spooks it up real good. #munsters #robzombie #lazyhashtags Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail After Twilight, they tried to follow the formula and make a bunch more movies that would appeal in the same way. The Mortal Instruments fails to do this. The only thing really good in here is Jamie Campbell Bower. He tries hard while the "star" girl is just bad. The villain is even worse, the betrayal by one in the midst is inconsequential and what they want is not at al...

Send us Fan Mail When you have a movie where we all know where it is going the only thing to do is to have Nic Cage put it into 5th gear. He rages and yells and even punches a woman. But it doesn't save this mess...... Hate Watching is the show that dares to take on Nic Cage #NicCage #wickerman #horrormovies Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hate...

Send us Fan Mail The idea of Jurassic Park is that humans use science to recreate these magnificent animals for us to marvel at but human hubris leads to mismanagement which causes danger to people at the park. This movie is about how Dinos are the most bloodthirsty creatures ever and their only goal is to kill humans or their vehicles except when the humans hold out their hands or move slowly. No...

Send us Fan Mail This movie is terrible. No surprise there. It is trying to be a million different things and failing at pretty much all of them except the Dino suit, which is Okay. No wonder they dumped this to home video and never even played it in a theatre. Hate Watching is the show that is watched by the few and hated only occasionally. #TheodoreRex #whoopiegoldberg Be our friend! Dan: @shaky...

Send us Fan Mail Avatar is the most beautiful video game ever made, sadly they thought they could make more money releasing it as a bad movie instead. So they did that and made lots of money. But as a movie it is pretty thin, the writing is think, the story is thin, the acting is thin, etc. But as a sumptuous beautiful video game world, it is second to none, even all these years later. It is about...

Send us Fan Mail This movie is exactly what you think it is. An almost classic movie from 1991 with Mickey Roarke being Mickey and Don Johnson wondering why he isn't the biggest star in the world. It starts strong establishing these rebel characters in a slightly future world. Then come badly paced action scenes and villains that mostly just stand there and shoot guns. At least Don J. looks g...

Send us Fan Mail This movie is not unlike a made for TV movie in the 1980's. It looks cheap, its poorly written and acted and pretty much terrible. But it does have line dancing in it. Hate Watching is the show that won't let you forget. #kindergartenCop #dolphlundgren #taserComedy  My wife likes murder shows. I sometimes like murder shows. So a lot of time I am on the laptop and I just...

Send us Fan Mail Will Smith used to be considered the most charming guy in Hollywood. He launched Blockbuster movies but also did ones where he played the common man. Then he made this piece garbage. He wrote the story and brought this film into the world and it is a giant mess of nutty attitudes and senseless uninspired action scenes. But the most amazing thing he did was maybe give us a peek int...

Send us Fan Mail This movie has been joke from the day it came out and for good reason. John Travolta's alien antagonist int he movie is laughable, his dialog is terrible and his delivery is unironically comical. The plot is filled with holes and the direction is beyond a mess. But this is one of those movies that you can spend your time laughing at, you can revel in the stupidity. It is a th...

Send us Fan Mail This movie is a mess and Hollywood decided to blame the person who's fault it was not - Brenden Fraser.  This movie is a non-emotional corny mess even down to the Looney Tunes TM sound effects. What should have been a man's struggle to return to life from a nightmare world, instead is packed with flat laughs and stupid bits. And we can't even talk about Whoopi Goldb...

Send us Fan Mail Terrible title for goofy little movie from a subset of movies like ET & Gremlins where some youths have an adventure with a short creature.  In this one the creature is a butler that comes back as a ghost and inhabits a robot built to look like the ghost?!?!?!. This movie doesn't make a lot of sense, the main dude is kind of a jerk but it works in its own way. Oh yeah the...

Send us Fan Mail yeah this one is bad. Not like worst movie ever but like a bad piece of bubble gum which starts with no flavor and then just makes your jaw hurt as you chew it for a while and then you are happy when you spit it out. People do stuff in it, they go places and it all adds up to nothing.  Hate Watching is the show that won't let us forget what ha happened in the past. #10000bc B...

Send us Fan Mail Tony gets it wrong again. Olympus has Fallen is a fine movie that Tony hates. He hates it because he loves Whitehouse Down. Typical Tony. It's not a great or even a good movie but it has some fun stuff in it. And Gerard Butler kicks ass in it. Hate Watching is the show where Tony gets it wrong again. #GerardButler #Olympushasfallen  Heat Wave. We are in it. Fans are running....

Send us Fan Mail This one is prime Tim Burton beginning to lose all relevance. This movie is about nothing, it has no characters to identify with and some weird lame jokes. And Marky Mark as the star - OUCH! Hate Watching is the show that holds grudges. #timBurton #markyMark #monkees #helenabonhamcarter  I was gonna talk about Brexit but I'm not going to. Instead I'm gonna talk about he...

Send us Fan Mail Tony said he liked this movie. What he really meant was that it was not so bad as to make him want to poke out his own eyes with a ballpoint pen. This is a B level action movie. The writing is bad, the acting is bad, they only have 2 sets but the fight scenes are not the worst. So don't waste your time, unless your times worthless if so then enjoy! Hate Watching with Dan and...

Send us Fan Mail One of our loyal viewers asked us to do this movie and so it has been down. Jack is a terrible movie. It should be a tale about a kid/character who has a terrible disease but finds his way out of a confined existence. Instead it is Robin Williams as himself doing himself but we are told he is a kid with a disease. Oof. Hate Watching is the show that comes though for the fans. Be o...

Send us Fan Mail We made it - 100 shows - its is actually 101 because we did an extra bonus show way back at the beginning but who is counting.  In this one, we revisit the past with clips and commentary and even Tony's Boy Toys. It has to be seen and heard to be believed. And big thanks to Tony for putting in the hard work producing this nutty show. He put in extra time getting this one righ...