Hate Watching with Dan and Tony

Send us Fan Mail We are just here to talk about the Movie and not JK, plenty of others have disassembled her. Its not terrible but it is certainly not good. The HP books and movies created a franchise that will last for a long time but sadly this set of movies didn't really add much. Good ideas are wasted and we get bogged down in mindless set pieces that don't really have any emotional...

Send us Fan Mail A lot has been memed about Morbius but in the end it is pretty terrible. Matt Smith tries to have fun but Jared does not follow his lead and plods through the role as the titular character. Maybe they'll make the Legion of Monsters movie and it will be better but this is not the place to start. hate watching is the show that is not afraid to ditch the caps. #jaredleto #morbiu...

Send us Fan Mail This one was a split decision - Dan hated it and Tony cried like a baby at the sappy love story. We both agreed that it took a long time getting there. Robin Williams did his Robin Williams thing. Not so much science fiction and a protracted love story with some sci fi elements.  Hate Watching is the show that never forgets. #IsaacAsimov #RobinWilliams #ChrisColumbus Be our friend...

Send us Fan Mail This movie is not terrible but it is also not good. it is Meh. Most everyone in the movie is motivated by a love of gold. All they care about is gold. It's dumb. And it is based on a video game. Hate Watching is the show that does not love gold (I am lying we love gold). #TomHolland #markyMark #unCharted #videogamemovie I get it. Gold is great. But if you make your whole life...

Send us Fan Mail In this video we sing the praises of Larry Miller while talking about an animated movie worse than Delgo. This movie is unlike any other animated movie so Tony did the hard work of putting in clips in the video so you can see what we are not making all this up. This is a movie everyone should try to see because it is that terrible. Hate Watching is the show that gets it right some...

Send us Fan Mail This movie thought to piggyback on the success of Gladiator. Their mistake was waiting 16 years and making a pretty uninspiring movie. The religious stuff is given the backseat and the chariot race tries to be exciting but never gets there. And thus you are not left with much to chew on. The much better 1959 version has an incredible homosexuality implied backstory that this movie...

Send us Fan Mail Great comedies are hard to make. They take great casting, great script, great premise, great direction, great cameos. Tropic Thunder was one of those movies. The Bubble is not. Everyone in the cast was great...in other movies. But the biggest issue is that this movie doesn't know who it is making fun of. Is it making fun of actors being privileged? No, it wants us to sympathi...

Send us Fan Mail This movie may just be the end of the Disaster Movie. Long a staple genre - back to movies like the Poseidon Adventure and the Airport series. Roland Emmerich brought them back with Independence Day and the Day after Tomorrow but whatever magic he had back then is so gone. This movie is weak sauce from the get go. Sad times, sad times. Hate Watching is the show that puts genres to...

Send us Fan Mail Superman 3 is a movie that shows how Hollywood tries to take a star and cram them into an existing scirpt. They wrote a Brainiac and Mr. Mxyzptlk movie then brought in Richard Pryor but tried to keep the same weird plot points. So nothing makes sense in this movie.  Also there is a lottery plot and Lana Lang love story. Also this movie is an old time slapstick comedy. Hate Watchin...

Send us Fan Mail Delgo is a movie that few have heard of and fewer have seen. It is a 3D animated movie of good intentions but sadly poor execution. Sometimes independent filmmakers reach for the sky and just don't get there or anywhere near there. That is Delgo. It stars Freddie Prinze Jr. and a lot of other real actors doing the voices. Is it better to have tried and failed or to have never...

Send us Fan Mail Not sure if Howard the Duck is canon to the MCU. Is the Howard we see with the Collector, the Howard in this movie? Or is this all a Multiverse set up for decades in the making? And to answer the clickbait title of this episode - No, Howard the Duck is not the MCU's greatest film (that would be Winter Soldier.) But Howard is a weird experiment in comic movies that fails prett...

Send us Fan Mail This weeks movie is Bad Company, starring Anthony Hopkins and CHRIS ROCK! What you say? How could this be? The same Chris Rock who just got slapped at the Oscars by Will Smith? Yes, he starred in this weeks movie. And this movie was much less interesting than him getting slapped by Mr. Smith. Not to talk about the slap too much but it seems to me that the slap is gonna define Will...

Send us Fan Mail Tony loves the work of Dax Shepard. Like LOVES him. Dan is not so on board. So we have a lively discussion about Dax, autuer of the cinema. Is he the next Orson Welles? We get to the bottom of it by analyzing his seminal work, CHIPS. Hate Watching with Dan and Tony is the show where ground is broken and hearts are crushed. #Dax #theDaxman #MrKristenBell #hostofSpintheWheel #middle...

Send us Fan Mail Another week and another movie. Jackie Chan is great, Steve Coogan is in one of my fav movies of all time (Hamlet 2) but this movie just uses them badly. It is sad.  We call this a 2 joke comedy because you laugh twice during the movie. Jackie went on to do great stuff and Steve Coogan is still killing it. But I'm sure they wish this one was not streaming out in the world. Ha...

Send us Fan Mail We go old school to see how they did it in the 1980's and wow. This one feels more like a TV movie than a real movie. Not exciting, not good looking, bad acting but some wonderfully terrible special effects. This came out as a 3D movie so when those shots are converted to 2D they look especially terrible and thus GREAT! Plus Dennis Quaid, young and enthusiastic. Also a dog wi...

Send us Fan Mail Is this movie not funny - yes it is very not funny. Does int make Kevin James look bad - yes it makes Kevin James look bad. Is it another giant waste of Taylor Lautner - yes, nobody knows what to do with this guy except the British. But its worst sin is that it tries to repaint the true history of NFL coach Sean Payton. And for that, we hate this movie. Hate Watching is the only s...

Send us Fan Mail Few movies fail harder in having a consistent tone as the movie Colossal. It sells us a different tone in each act and it makes the movie hard to take. Spoilers - it also makes the terrible choice of casting Jason Sudekis as a terrible person. What next Paul Rudd as a serial killer. Oh Hollywood, what are you thinking. Hate Watching is the show that stomps on Indies. #jasonSudaeki...

Send us Fan Mail Why do we keep doing these movies? We don't know but it keeps us off the streets. This one is a knock off of Love Actually and it misses on pretty much all fronts. Lots of stars, lots of plots, very little chemistry and very little in the way of LOVE. Oh and Taylor Lautner proves again, he is better then the terrible material he is stuck with. Hate Watching is the Show of the...

Send us Fan Mail Yeah its bad. Even Marvel has to mess up sometimes.  Maybe have a better protagonist. Or a story. Or something. Even the Bollywood dance was weak sauce. At least we can hope they don't make another one and if they do hopefully Harry Styles won't continue playing Starfox cuz he was terrible. Hate Watching is the Show that came from space to fight the Deviants! #Eternals #...

Send us Fan Mail If you want to see a movie NOT about a Geostorm then Geostorm is the movie for you. You would think that the storm would be the main attraction of this movie but most of it takes place in outer space where there is no atmosphere and thus not a lot in the way of storms. At least in the incredibly stupid movie Day After Tomorrow, D. Quaid has to deal with the cold. Hate Watching is...

Send us Fan Mail Don't Look Up is one of the best looking wastes of time that the movies have provided us in a long time. "The Message" of this movie is stupid, "The Comedy" is so weak it will cause you stomach pains and "The Length" tries to compete with the time it took to create the universe. This movie is painful. Hate Watching is the Show that has finally ca...

Send us Fan Mail Just another boring movie about a guy who becomes a werewolf. Nothing new, nothing interesting. One of these days they might figure out how to make monster movies again. Hate Watching is the the show that bites the hand that feeds it. #Wolfman #AnthonyHopkins #BeneciaDelToro #hateWatching A day late and a dollar short. That is a thing people say. Idioms, you can look up where they...

Send us Fan Mail This movie is so forgettable I forgot we even watched it. It's based on a game - way to find new IPs Hollywood. It's about trying preserve free will - wow. It's about assassins that don't really seem to ever assassinate people- sweet. The ending is really boring and lame - alright. So we were happy to have chosen to watch this junk. Hate Watching is the Show th...

Send us Fan Mail For the New Year we decided to talk about a few films we actually like. You'll get a little bit better understanding about us and what we like. Hate Watching is the show that has a heart packed deep inside it cold exterior. #hateWatching #Dan #Tony #monsterSquad #EUrovision #songofFireandIce #FiredUp #SavingSilverman #HUNTfortheWILDERPEOPLE #JourneytotheWest Here's to wi...

Send us Fan Mail This movie stars the pre-larger then life Rock and he gives it a go. You can see the superstar he would become at times but this movie was not the place where it came together. The plot tis about monsters on a space base on Mars and it is just a cheap Aliens ripoff. This movie does something in unique in that there is a section near the end that mimics the game in a truly terrible...