Hate Watching with Dan and Tony

Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered what it's truly like to be an Atlantean? Yeah, us neither. Join us as we dive into the mysterious world of Aquaman and give you the ultimate lowdown on the highs and lows of the infamous 2018 film. From hilarious haircuts and terrible names to astonishing underwater scenes and captivating performances, we've got you covered. We'll debate the ins and ou...

Send us Fan Mail Are you ready for some Summer Hate Madness? We've got you covered! Join us, Dan and Tony, as we embark on a wild ride through the world of upcoming summer movies. We watched 30 trailers and organized them into a tournament style bracket, divided into categories like kids movies, horror movies, comedies, and high profile director movies. We'll give you our predictions for...

Send us Fan Mail What happens when a teen sex comedy from the 80s tries to parody a classic horror movie like Carrie? Join us, Dan and Tony, as we analyze the bizarre and confusing cinematic experience that is Zapped! We'll explore the cult following that has emerged around the film, as well as delve into peculiar aspects such as Scott Baio's laboratory, an awkward prom night, and the mo...

Send us Fan Mail Having watched a few of these live action Disney remakes, we are finding that they try to make them about "real" people and take all wonder out of the worlds. So this one follows a family and the trauma of the dad coming home from war missing an arm. A fine thing to make a movie about but not a good jumping off place for a DUMBO movie. Dumbo is just a plot device for thi...

Send us Fan Mail The whole idea of Neverland is that it is a place where kids would want to go to have fun and adventures. This new movie envisions it as a bleak, cold, inhospitable place. And then there is the acting. Ouch! This week the boys dig into Peter Pan & Wendy and it is very much NOT Bangarang! Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatch...

Send us Fan Mail I blame Game of Thrones. it made a generation of film makers think that they could make fantasy epics. Sadly for the most part they all failed and this is yet another of those failures.  Even Nick Cage can't save this stinker. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail Tony hates movies that are all about killing dinosaurs. So he hated this movie. Also its boring and stupid and the dialog is boring and stupid adding to it being boring and stupid. Oh yeah and the two main characters can't even talk to each other, that was a smart choice. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail This movie wishes that is was Con Air. But it doesnt have the charm or absurdity or fun. Instead just a bunch of random stuff happens and it all adds up to nothing. But Travolta has a soul patch and Hugh Jackman is about to be a super star and Halle Berry looks great as always. So there are beautiful people, if only they were doing something interesting. Be our friend! Dan: @shaky...

Send us Fan Mail Katherine Heigl is in this movie. A good enough reason not to watch it. But we watched it because Tony hates this movie so much it makes his blood boil. It is a Rom Com that does little in the way of Rom or Com. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail Before the big blockbuster animated Super Mario Brothers movie there was the OG Live Action Super Mario Bros movie. This one is a glorious mess. Way to many thread that don't add up to anything, odd visual choices, a complete lack of lore. But still an interesting artifact that has enough weirdness to it to not be the worst thing ever. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @t...

Send us Fan Mail Well nothing much to see here. Robin Williams doing his thing from a John Hughes script that was a rework of the original Absent Minded Professor script. Highly forgettable from two people that changed comedy. And we have lots of problems recording Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail This movie draws way too much hate for what it is. Its not great but there are a few bits that are fun. Thomas Hayden Church shows that he is a national treasure and Sandra Bullock does her best. But calling this one of the worst all time movies is a big stretch. Hate Watching is the show that comes to the aid of any not so terrible movie. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @to...

Send us Fan Mail Tony saw this movie as a child and many times dreamt that his life would be like this. Basically a little kid has the perfect time buying a bunch of stuff and falling in love with an adult woman. The only lessons he learns is that his only real friend is the chauffeur that he has hired. This movie wishes it was Ferris Bueller's Day off and it fails to get there. Hate Watching...

Send us Fan Mail This movie watched a bunch of 1980's movies and then built itself from their parts...badly. And the brain was very much abnormal. Ryan Reynolds is there playing the monster or maybe just playing himself getting ready to become the enjoyable mega-star that he is now. It is an interesting watch and free on youTube until someone notices. Hate Watching is the show that replaces o...

Send us Fan Mail Every once and a while we do a movie and it makes no sense. How is Halle in the movie? Why was this made? How did they think anyone would care? How could you make it less coherent? Why do the characters do the things they do? The Movie is DARK TIDE and it is terrible. Hate Watching is the show that will eventually do every Halle Berry movie. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @...

Send us Fan Mail Just like Water the plot is translucent, the characters are wishy washy and [insert third water joke here]. Strap in folks, it's a long one! We do our best to keep pace with Cameron himself. #Avatar #NotMyWaterWorld  Hate Watching is the show not afraid to take a plunge into murky waters. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewat...

Send us Fan Mail Did anyone do the math on how many people it takes to get this many seventh sons of seventh sons? If so, I would love to see them show their work. It would be more interesting than the script for this pile of rubble. Stick with the book friends! #BooksToMovies #MathProblems Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail From Tony to Dan. Love is in the air! Happy Valentines day everyone! Songs, Beaches, Hijinks. -this movie has it all...and does it all wrong.  Come along for the ride with Dan and Tony! #RomCom #KellyClarkson #BeachBlanketDingus Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail Black Adam is not a terrible movie, it's just not a lot of fun. DC got it right with Shazam but this movie tries to be somewhere between it and the Snyderverse and you're left wiht a lot of hollow action scenes. Oh yeah the bad guy is stupid. Hate Watching in the Super Show with Super Opinions (just what we all need right now) Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonyd...

Send us Fan Mail This movie was done by the same guys that brought us Crank! That movie not great, this movie is way worse. Gerard Butler isn't given much to do, Micheal C Hall does way too much and Terry Crewes is fun trying to make what little he has be interesting. Hate Watching is the Show that Games the System Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG...

Send us Fan Mail This movie does not really show us Godzilla. We see his tail, we see his legs, we see a whole lot of his crotch but rarely do we get to see him destroy Tokyo (and he is in NYC for this go around for no real reason).  This is Roland Emmercih trying to make a Steven Spielberg movie and he gets it wrong at every turn. And don't get us started on the "stars". Hate Watch...

Send us Fan Mail As we take our brief EOY hiatus, here is a reminder of where we started. One of our favorite movies and episodes we've done! The infamous classic: Mac and Me!  Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail The sequel no one wanted and I have to imagine no one will ever care about. At least the first one had Ryan Reynolds in it. Lots of talking and walking and following and not really anything much happening. Spoilers - the good guys win, now you don't have to watch it. Hate Watching is the show that reminds you to forget the things we try not to remember. #interruptingtony #mut...