Hate Watching with Dan and Tony

Send us Fan Mail Ready to dive headfirst into the questionable science, outrageous plot points, and moral dilemmas of "Replicas"? Buckle up, because Tony and Dan are about to take you on a wild ride through this hilariously entertaining yet absurdly illogical 2019 flick. From eye-stabbing injections to cloned family members, we leave no stone unturned in our critique of this unforgettabl...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wonder what goes into creating a comedy film? Or why some jokes land while others falter? Strap in folks, as we dissect the world of comedy films in our latest podcast episode, where no movie is safe from our critique! We kick off the conversation with the comedy movie "Please Don't Destroy: The Legend of Foggy Mountain". From discussing the movie's lack o...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wonder why some films just don't quite hit the mark? Or how Michael Bay's unique directing style, a blend of chaos and spectacle, influences the stories he tells? Buckle in as we, your hosts Tony and Dan, dissect and delve into the whirlwind world of Bay's 2019 blockbuster, "Six Underground". From its over-the-top action scenes to its undercooked char...

Send us Fan Mail Are you ready for an unfiltered, humor-filled critique of the infamous "The Emoji Movie"? If you've ever been confused or just downright frustrated by this film's inconsistencies and absurd plot, you're not alone. Together, we, Dan and Tony, pull apart this animated disaster, questioning the logic behind its storyline, character development, and even its m...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome aboard another thrilling rollercoaster as we, your hosts Dan and Tony, take on the exciting and eerie world of horror movie adaptations in this episode of "Hate Watching". Buckle up as we navigate through the labyrinth of the much-awaited adaptation of the popular video game series "Five Nights at Freddy's". We'll scrutinize its production jou...

Send us Fan Mail Can Chris Hemsworth convincingly play a hacker, and what's with those accents? We're getting to the heart of these questions and more as we dissect the 2015 film, "Black Hat." From the technicalities of hacking to character development, we're leaving no frame unturned in our spirited discussion. You'll laugh, you'll ponder, and you might even sha...

Send us Fan Mail Have you ever wondered what happens when a sequel doesn't quite live up to the hype of its predecessor? Well, brace yourself as we venture into the peculiarities of the 2000 movie 'Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2'. We dissect the director’s cut versus the studio’s version, unravel the unique idea that the movie was intended as a satire on people believing the Blair W...

Send us Fan Mail Ready to get your summer movie fix? Brace yourselves as we dissect our movie predictions and pit them against actual audience scores on Rotten Tomatoes. Expect the unexpected as we unpack the surprises and disappointments from the summer's biggest hits and misses. From the breakout success of Gran Turismo to the disappointing performance of The Mother, we've got the insi...

Send us Fan Mail Ready to embark on a specter-hunting journey across the Ghostbusters franchise, with a spotlight on the 2021 reboot? Brace yourselves as we dissect the eerie world of Ghostbusters, from the 1984 original to the recent reboot, examining the critical role of Dan Ackroyd, the intriguing plot, and the fabulous characters. Listen closely, as we unravel the promising start of the reboot...

Send us Fan Mail Ever had that moment when you're halfway through a movie, and you can't help but wonder, "What on earth is happening?" Strap in for a wild ride, because that's exactly how we felt about the 2023 Haunted Mansion reboot. We're pulling no punches in this episode as we dissect the perplexing product placements, the bizarre casting choices, and the humor t...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered what could possibly make someone love the 2003 movie adaptation of the Sega classic video game, House of the Dead? What if we told you we've cracked the code? Buckle up as we comically dissect this horror film, taking it apart scene by scene. From its poor pacing, to the peculiar directorial style choices, we expose it all. We even spill the beans on the cast, m...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered why Eddie Murphy's Haunted Mansion felt more like a kid's movie than a rollicking horror-comedy? Brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride down memory lane as we dissect this Halloween anti-classic, and uncover hidden layers you might have missed. We start off by talking about the struggle of early mornings, before diving into our personal experiences watchin...

Send us Fan Mail Today I'm letting Merlin take control. And by Merlin, I mean AI. Ai wrote the rest of this episode description and I'm too lazy to change a word. Thanks AI!  Imagine stepping into a world where the iconic King Arthur and his legendary sword Excalibur take center stage. This episode, we're unearthing the secrets of the 2017 film, 'King Arthur, Legend of the Swor...

Send us Fan Mail Ready for a good chuckle? Buckle up as we hop into the chaotic and ridiculous world of the 2004 film "Taxi". With Queen Latifah’s flashy jewelry and Jimmy Fallon's precarious bed positioning, we're peeling away the layers of its hit or miss humor, intriguing plotlines, and head-scratching cinematography. Wondering how a transformer taxi fits into all of this? W...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered what makes a comedy movie tick? Could it be the jokes, the plot, or the characters? In a roller-coaster of an episode, we pull back the curtain on 'The Machine' starring Bert McRusher...Bert McRacken...Bert....We'll stick with Bert. We don't just skim the surface, we dig deep, discussing everything from the misleading trailer to Bert's acting...

Send us Fan Mail Well, strap in folks. This one's almost two hours. Are you ready to rediscover the 2007 not-so-classic, 'Wild Hogs,' and ready to laugh out loud? Don't miss out as we go beyond the ridiculous camping scene and the offensive humor to dissect the controversial moments and hilarious antics of John Travolta, Tim Allen, William H Macy, and Martin Lawrence. It's...

Send us Fan Mail Do you want to time travel back to the era of Elvis Presley, the undisputed 'King of Rock 'n' Roll', and take a deep dive into his filmography? Buckle up! We promise a roller-coaster ride, exploring classics such as 'Kissing Cousins', 'Tickle Me', and 'Viva Las Vegas'. We'll scrutinize sound mixing, dissect plot lines, and rem...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered what the 80s looked like? Prepare to be transported back in time as we dissect the 1985 cult classic, "Perfect," featuring the remarkable John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis. We're serving up a dose of nostalgia, from the memorable hairstyles to aerobics classes, all laced with a peculiar humor that only the 80s could offer. This movie promises a glimps...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered how Hollywood uses blockbuster actors to reel in money? Well, this is the episode for you! Join your hosts, Dan and Tony, as we ridicule and dissect the 2014 movie, The Legend of Hercules, starring Kellen Lutz. We scrutinize everything from illogical plot holes to lackluster character development, and we don't shy away from highlighting some of the director&apos...

Send us Fan Mail Brace yourselves, folks! We're rounding off our Twilight saga journey with a lively chat about the finale - Breaking Dawn Part 2. We question the logic behind stretching the thinnest book into two films, chuckle at the at-times questionable special effects, and puzzle over Alice's unchanging hairdo. We've coined a new term, 'two banger' to describe this ph...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready to dive into the two part Twilight saga finale with us, Dan and Tony! We're not just gleefully watching these movies; we're dissecting them, discussing them, and having a great laugh in the process. Starting off with a slightly embarrassing, but necessary apology to Taylor Lautner for years of mispronouncing his name, we promise to try harder in the future (wel...

Send us Fan Mail Are you longing for a blast from the past? Well, gear up as we continue to revisit the Twilight saga, taking you back to the days of vampire-laden teenage angst. From assessing the impact of the Twilight movies and discussing the possibility of a sequel or a TV show to delving into the endurance of its book sales, we cover it all. Tune in as we dissect the intertwined relationship...

Send us Fan Mail Can a 109-year-old man trapped in a 17-year-old body honestly fall for an 18-year-old girl and not get arrested? This week, Tony and Dan get down to the heart of the Twilight Saga. We laugh about Taylor Lautner's impressive physique, chuckle over Dan's love for the Twilight Saga, and throw shade at Taylor Swift's failed Twilight cameo attempt. We debate the controve...

Send us Fan Mail Ready to take an animated roller-coaster ride into the fantastical world of Strange Magic? Join Dan and Tony as they delve into the peculiarities, plot holes, and questionable decisions that make this 2015 film a head-scratcher. From its hefty price tag to an oddly chosen soundtrack, we're left wondering what went on in the production meetings.  As we delve deeper into the my...

Send us Fan Mail Get set for some serious nostalgia as we embark on a humorous exploration of the 2006 superhero comedy Zoom! This episode guarantees to deliver a hearty dose of laughter as we dissect the movie down to its intricate details and offer a refreshing commentary on the performances of an all-star cast featuring Tim Allen, Courtney Cox, Chevy Chase, and Rip Torn. We dig deep into the qu...