Hanksy Panksy

The boys are back in Forks, WA with the second installment in the Twilight Saga, New Moon. Jump on a plane to Italy and sparkle in the sun while the fellas goof about topics like: the Brood Machine 3000, Sam giving up on therapy, more Jeffrey Beezbos talk, some unclear pants action, and an update on Team Jacob. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one do...

Carve a boy out of wood and grab your goldfish, the boys are headed out on a grand adventure with 2022's Pinocchio remake, starring Thomas Hanks. Be prepared to smash several clocks with goofs including: donkey meat byproducts, more accent work, Sam's miserable watch, and gallons of green screen. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classic...

Put on a baseball cap and read some minds, because the boys are back this week with 2008's Twilight! Yes, you read that right. The lads are getting sticky with vampires while things really getting wet & wild in Forks, Washington. Jump in a big red truck and ride along with jokes including: Volvos are for vampires, the skin of a killer, shameful watch admissions, Team Bella's Dad and an alterna...

Buckle up because the boys are powering through 2014's The Fault in Our Stars! Some deeply questionable choices leave your intrepid podcasters questioning the meaning of a metaphor, but that doesn't stop them from making goofs like: Gortin', exquisite facial hair, the fine museums of Amsterdam, and some major love for Laura Dern. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths,...

Buy a stroller and pee on a stick, the boys are watching 2010's The Back-Up Plan! This JLo romp don't stop, as much as they wish it would. Head on down to the farm this week with joke's including: One upsetting pooch, double dipping, Mads Mikkelsen's questionable hospitality, & cheese stank on everything. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doct...

The boys are headed to the altar with 2007's License to Wed. So put on your classiest duds and be ready to catch a stanky bouquet, with jokes including: A lack of priest field identification, Office banter, a Clinton-level marriage and Lil Tucker Carlson is a narc." Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots abou...

The boys are doing another bad romance with 2006's Failure to Launch, starring Matthew McConaughey and SJP. Crawl out of your parents' basement and into the harsh light of day, because goofs this week include: a completely inaccurate way to buy a gun, bird flu, the Naked Room, animal bites, squealing for a paycheck, and one incredible skunk. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast...

The boys head back to the cinema this week to catch DC League of Super-Pets, a movie starring everyone and the kitchen sink: but also yer boi Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. We won't lie, things get HEATED in this episode, more so than ever before. So put on a cape and read a Daily Planet as this week the boys cover: A doom & gloom watch, taking care of hydrangeas, Batman's dead parents and an infl...

The boys are back with another Hanksy Panksy: Bad Romance, this time looking at 2006's John Tucker Must Die. That's right folks. Grab your backpack, steal your daddy's Jeep, and climb a building, because things are getting hot & hormonal with this one. Jokes include: The younger Tucker, assassination explanations, a vehicle that Dwayne Johnson wouldn't drive, and a callback to a fan favorite f...

Luke is still a government in exile this week, and Sam is absolutely beat down by this flick. Yes folks, the boys have consumed 2003's My Boss's Daughter, a movie starring Ashton Kutcher and Tara Reid. Jokes this week include: Sam's very cruel wife, fun things to do with margarine, an owl on cocaine, Jared Kushner's brother and an unhealthy amount of pee. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightni...

You read that title right, dear listener. The boys are both covering 2000's What Women Want and dealing with an outbreak! Luke is very sick this week and doesn't have the right audio equipment, so buckle up for a rough ride. Join the fellas as they dissect topics like: the proper recording angle, Mel Gibson's mind powers, what's up with dogs, and Sam defends a rom-com.  Mentioned in this epis...

The boys are kicking off their Bad Romance series, in which they watch terrible romance movies picked by Sam's wife. Get ready for so much smoochin', beginning this week with 1980's Blue Lagoon: a move you should NOT watch. Jokes include: a very special rock, the perm of a lifetime, the guy flying the plane, sticky kissin', and more references to a certain politician with a certain flavor of marri...

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog, and neither are the boys this week! That's right folks, we're once again dipping a toe into the Tom Hanks pool, this time with 2022's Elvis. Slick back that hair and jiggle your jimmies, because this week's jokes include: COVID brain over Zoom, Goldmember, a particularly kind of familial relationship, Frosty the Snowman, and a blessed return to the Conspiracy Cor...

The boys are still on break, so enjoy another Patreon Exclusive - Journey 2: The Center of the City! And just like that, the Siegels watched all of the Sex and the City canon. Strap on your best heels because Sam and McKenna are breaking it all down, with goofs including: an evil crown, how woke is too woke, our boy Steve, and a challenging game of "Would You Rather?" Mentioned in this episode: Gr...

The boys are taking a much-needed break this week, so enjoy the first episode of the Patreon Exclusive series Now This is Podcasting! Grab your Astromech droid and strap in because Luke and Sam watched the Star Wars prequels! Join them for this shockingly earnest miniseries, with goofs including: the worst disguise, bad sand, a very cool kid, and a whole lotta lightsaber love! Mentioned in this ep...

The boys are not only closing the book (for now) on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, they're also celebrating their 100th EPISODE. Come along for the ride as they watch 2021's Red Notice, starring Ryan Reynolds, Gal Gadot, and yer boi Dwayne. For the final time this season, jokes include: the man from guncle, The Rock in a turtle neck, Nazi dads, what The Rock tastes like, and a full browser history bre...

The boys are (once again) preparing to enter the jungle, this time with 2021's Disney spectacular, Jungle Cruise! Join Emily Blunt and Dwayne Johnson as they splish and splash their way down the Amazon looking for the fountain of youth (or something). Jokes include: a really good accent, dad jokes, Andy Serkis as a kitty cat, and missed conspiracy corners. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightn...

The boys are loose and goofy with this week's venture into 2019's Jumanji: The Next Level. We won't lie, things get a little rough around the edges on this one. So grab a parachute and jump into the desert with goofs this week including: Dwayne (kind of) doing an accent, deep-faking Daddy Dwayne, more Jonas Bros chatter, and some ideas for the Frasier reboot. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lig...

Grab a parachute because the boys are launching headlong into 2019's Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw, starring Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham. Things get fast but not quite as furious in this week's flick, with jokes including: Hard-right face coverings, clapping for planes, the longest title in history, a big beautiful Peterbilt, and Vinnie's secret car fetish. Mentioned in this e...

The boys are back in the ring with 2019's chokeslam of a movie, Fighting with My Family. Grab a chair and crash into a table, because things are about to get a little out of control -- some might even call it a smackdown. Specifically smacking down: an absolutely garbage airline, the worst watch imaginable, a dig at Vin, more Rock's locks talk, and a final quote with a curious local colloquialism....

The boys catch an elevator all the way to the top floor with 2018's Skyscraper, starring Neve Campbell, Chin Han, and yer boi Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson! Tie a rope around your waist and take a plunge with the guys as they discuss topics like: yet another strength challenge, a very curious accent, what to grab in case of an emergency, and (quite possibly) these nuts? Mentioned in this episode: Gree...

Grab your bug-out bags because the boys are hitting the city with 2018's Rampage! This one gets pretty out of hand, with goofs including: reluctant watches, bad crepes, centaur Dwayne, and a whole, whole lot more animal talk Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-li...

Be careful with that board game, because this week the boys are getting hot and steamy with 2017's Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Starring Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart and Karen Gillan. Join Sam & Luke for another late night missive full of japes, including: a difficult Jonas question, a not-quite sequel pitch, some heart for Kevin Hart, more pee-related content, and the hottest Dwa...

The lads are caught in a riptide and are WAY off-topic this week with 2017's Baywatch, starring Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, and Alexandra Daddario. Grab a life preserver and jump in, the water's just right this week! Jokes include: a slaked thirst for nudity, a message from the president, lifeguard jurisdiction gone wrong, Ken Burns haters, and a sequel pitch that's not to be missed! Mentioned in t...

Buckle up because the boys are speeding right through 2017's The Fate of the Furious! The fellas may have actually had a little fun with this one, with goofs including: a family secret, too many cars, an overpowered man, botched sub facts, and the future of the franchise. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiot...