Hanksy Panksy

The boys head back to the cinema this week to catch DC League of Super-Pets, a movie starring everyone and the kitchen sink: but also yer boi Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. We won't lie, things get HEATED in this episode, more so than ever before. So put on a cape and read a Daily Planet as this week the boys cover: A doom & gloom watch, taking care of hydrangeas, Batman's dead parents and an infl...

The boys are back with another Hanksy Panksy: Bad Romance, this time looking at 2006's John Tucker Must Die. That's right folks. Grab your backpack, steal your daddy's Jeep, and climb a building, because things are getting hot & hormonal with this one. Jokes include: The younger Tucker, assassination explanations, a vehicle that Dwayne Johnson wouldn't drive, and a callback to a fan favorite f...

Luke is still a government in exile this week, and Sam is absolutely beat down by this flick. Yes folks, the boys have consumed 2003's My Boss's Daughter, a movie starring Ashton Kutcher and Tara Reid. Jokes this week include: Sam's very cruel wife, fun things to do with margarine, an owl on cocaine, Jared Kushner's brother and an unhealthy amount of pee. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightni...

You read that title right, dear listener. The boys are both covering 2000's What Women Want and dealing with an outbreak! Luke is very sick this week and doesn't have the right audio equipment, so buckle up for a rough ride. Join the fellas as they dissect topics like: the proper recording angle, Mel Gibson's mind powers, what's up with dogs, and Sam defends a rom-com.  Mentioned in this epis...

The boys are kicking off their Bad Romance series, in which they watch terrible romance movies picked by Sam's wife. Get ready for so much smoochin', beginning this week with 1980's Blue Lagoon: a move you should NOT watch. Jokes include: a very special rock, the perm of a lifetime, the guy flying the plane, sticky kissin', and more references to a certain politician with a certain flavor of marri...

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog, and neither are the boys this week! That's right folks, we're once again dipping a toe into the Tom Hanks pool, this time with 2022's Elvis. Slick back that hair and jiggle your jimmies, because this week's jokes include: COVID brain over Zoom, Goldmember, a particularly kind of familial relationship, Frosty the Snowman, and a blessed return to the Conspiracy Cor...

The boys are still on break, so enjoy another Patreon Exclusive - Journey 2: The Center of the City! And just like that, the Siegels watched all of the Sex and the City canon. Strap on your best heels because Sam and McKenna are breaking it all down, with goofs including: an evil crown, how woke is too woke, our boy Steve, and a challenging game of "Would You Rather?" Mentioned in this episode: Gr...

The boys are taking a much-needed break this week, so enjoy the first episode of the Patreon Exclusive series Now This is Podcasting! Grab your Astromech droid and strap in because Luke and Sam watched the Star Wars prequels! Join them for this shockingly earnest miniseries, with goofs including: the worst disguise, bad sand, a very cool kid, and a whole lotta lightsaber love! Mentioned in this ep...

The boys are not only closing the book (for now) on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, they're also celebrating their 100th EPISODE. Come along for the ride as they watch 2021's Red Notice, starring Ryan Reynolds, Gal Gadot, and yer boi Dwayne. For the final time this season, jokes include: the man from guncle, The Rock in a turtle neck, Nazi dads, what The Rock tastes like, and a full browser history bre...

The boys are (once again) preparing to enter the jungle, this time with 2021's Disney spectacular, Jungle Cruise! Join Emily Blunt and Dwayne Johnson as they splish and splash their way down the Amazon looking for the fountain of youth (or something). Jokes include: a really good accent, dad jokes, Andy Serkis as a kitty cat, and missed conspiracy corners. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightn...

The boys are loose and goofy with this week's venture into 2019's Jumanji: The Next Level. We won't lie, things get a little rough around the edges on this one. So grab a parachute and jump into the desert with goofs this week including: Dwayne (kind of) doing an accent, deep-faking Daddy Dwayne, more Jonas Bros chatter, and some ideas for the Frasier reboot. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lig...

Grab a parachute because the boys are launching headlong into 2019's Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw, starring Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham. Things get fast but not quite as furious in this week's flick, with jokes including: Hard-right face coverings, clapping for planes, the longest title in history, a big beautiful Peterbilt, and Vinnie's secret car fetish. Mentioned in this e...

The boys are back in the ring with 2019's chokeslam of a movie, Fighting with My Family. Grab a chair and crash into a table, because things are about to get a little out of control -- some might even call it a smackdown. Specifically smacking down: an absolutely garbage airline, the worst watch imaginable, a dig at Vin, more Rock's locks talk, and a final quote with a curious local colloquialism....

The boys catch an elevator all the way to the top floor with 2018's Skyscraper, starring Neve Campbell, Chin Han, and yer boi Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson! Tie a rope around your waist and take a plunge with the guys as they discuss topics like: yet another strength challenge, a very curious accent, what to grab in case of an emergency, and (quite possibly) these nuts? Mentioned in this episode: Gree...

Grab your bug-out bags because the boys are hitting the city with 2018's Rampage! This one gets pretty out of hand, with goofs including: reluctant watches, bad crepes, centaur Dwayne, and a whole, whole lot more animal talk Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-li...

Be careful with that board game, because this week the boys are getting hot and steamy with 2017's Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Starring Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart and Karen Gillan. Join Sam & Luke for another late night missive full of japes, including: a difficult Jonas question, a not-quite sequel pitch, some heart for Kevin Hart, more pee-related content, and the hottest Dwa...

The lads are caught in a riptide and are WAY off-topic this week with 2017's Baywatch, starring Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, and Alexandra Daddario. Grab a life preserver and jump in, the water's just right this week! Jokes include: a slaked thirst for nudity, a message from the president, lifeguard jurisdiction gone wrong, Ken Burns haters, and a sequel pitch that's not to be missed! Mentioned in t...

Buckle up because the boys are speeding right through 2017's The Fate of the Furious! The fellas may have actually had a little fun with this one, with goofs including: a family secret, too many cars, an overpowered man, botched sub facts, and the future of the franchise. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiot...

Get in a boat and crack open a coconut, the boys are headed to sea with 2016's Moana, starring Auliʻi Cravalho and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The goofs are wet and wild this week, with joke's including: a very special crab, child-proofing your movie, a stunning sequel pitch, and Too Much Tudyk Talk. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of clas...

The boys put on a disguise (and a fanny pack) to do some spying with 2016's Central Intelligence, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Kevin Hart, and special guest Aaron Paul! Enjoy a wealth of tangents as the fellas dodge the movie like Neo, with jokes including: How to properly cook beans, more plane talk with Sam, unicorn murder, a big truck tease, and way too much bumper sticker chatter. Menti...

The boys are a-quakin' and a-shakin' this week with 2015's San Andreas, starring big boi Dwayne, Carla Gugino, and Paul Giamatti. This one gets a bit rocky, with goofs including: confusing directions, more trucks, Paulie G, and a great new euphemism. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and my...

The boys are stuck with the Fast & Furious franchise once again, this time with Furious 7 starring ... you know, the usual suspects. Goshdangit if the boys don't try to make something out of this sludge pile, but folks, it's a tough one. This week's jokes include: not using a jack, flying cars, mini-gun physics, and barely-there Dwayne Johnson. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A p...

The boys perform some labors in talking about 2014's Hercules, with special guest (almost) Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain! Sell your sword for a bag of gold in this week's episode, with jokes including: Some super-sexualized tasks, a curious choice for facial hair, how many horses is too many horses, and Reflecto Nipples.  Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies,...

The boys strap into some very fast cars with this week's episode on Fast & Furious 6, starring ... well, you know! It's a Fast & Furious movie! Do some street racing with the lads as they cover topics including: Vin Diesel's weird relationship, another steak fight, the return of the Breakfast Wizard, and more plane talk with Sam. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast abou...

The boys start lifting heavy in this week's episode where they cover 2013's Pain & Gain, starring Mark Wahlberg, Anthony Mackie and ya boi Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Pack a bag full of weights and head on down to Florida with jokes this week including: patriotic hate crimes, the Rock doing some sick skateboard tricks, Ocean's 11 but dumber, and one heck of a workout with our man Dwayne. Mentio...