Hanksy Panksy

The fellas don't get much of a break from the rom-coms these days, and this week is no exception. Buckle up and head to Sitka, AK because they've just watched The Proposal, starring Sandy B! And Deadpool?! Jokes this week include: primetime misery, romantic comedies for toddlers, the Sideline Sleepies, the concept of cool (derogatory), The French™, and something about salmon bucks.

Look, the movie is about a time loop, it's got Sandy B (our favorite baked bean, etc.) and it's an okay time. More importantly, are you folks ready for some flippin' ADVERTISEMENTS? Cus this episode is full of super legit, definitely real ads! It also includes jokes like: how to diffuse a bomb, the Electro Crow, Jim gets a jelly jamming, new Tide pods(?) and a WHOLE lot of moth wing extract.

Head on out Kansas way to investigate a case of true crime, real life shenanigans starring... Truman Capote? And Sandra B. it turns out. But definitely grab a suitcase full of expensive coats and hop the train to jokes like: puffy cheeks, The Capotometer™, when the v-v-itch is back, hummus among us, occuptaionals, doin' it for the 'rents and... Veggie Tales?!

The fellas return to an old classic from the previous season as they watch The Lake House for the second time — but this time? They're focusing up on our beloved baked bean, Sandy B. That's right, Keanu might be here, but don't let that beautiful man distract you. The dudes are all (mostly) Sandy all (kinda) the time. Jokes include: Boys on the edge, taking a mulligan, The Itchy Man, a drugs for b...

The fellas head back to the pageant... er, hang on — actually this one doesn't have that? It's kinda just a kidnapping plot with Ron Swanson and Sandy B? Well either way, you'll have to listen to hear all about it! Join the guys as they dig into Miss Congeniality 2 with topics include: Warhammer approacheth, an Ex-Starz member, Uncle Bugsy, Mrs. Congeniality, a fresh Kalshi sponsorship and Vegas p...

Come on down to LA for a righteous ol' time with the fellas as they explore Crash! A film that has Sandy B in it, our "favourite baked bean"! That's right, all the topics are getting hashed out, as long as the topics at hand are pretty much racism and nothing else. Don't let that dissuade you though, as jokes include: making sure people know you eagled the hole, eau de racial tension, corn liquor,...

Look, does this one pretty much immediately go off the rails? Yes, it's covering Two Weeks Notice — obviously it dives straight into the ditch. Jokes and japes abound (as per usual), but lock the eff in, because we're gonna get way up in the meta on why the Hanks season worked... and how we can recreate it in the Sandy B Era™. Also there's a joke about very bad men appearing in very good films. Or...

Look, is this a weird one? Did the fellas watch Joker 2, but like — only the last hour and change? You betcha. Did they do this as a desperate attempt to get a couple other, frostier fellas on the podcast? Oh yeah! So your mileage my vary, but come along for the ride as they discuss... Well, look. I didn't even bother to take notes on this one, so you'll have to listen and find out!

Nothing to see here folks! The boys are just taking a well-deserved week off from the Podcast Mines™, and will return to regularly scheduled programming soon. Thanks for being a listener, the fellas sure do appreciate! Until next time, y'all.

The fells are, for like the tenth time, heading down to Louisiana and them there swamps, this time with Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. We'd like to say it's a good time, but... well, you'll just have to listen now, won't you? Jokes this time include: North Starz, gettin' gatored, bird truces, Mr. Rockford, Southerners don't exist, Dame Margo Martindale, and a heapin' helpin' of earnestnes...

The fellas are doing a murder mystery once again, or perhaps more of a how-catch-'em? Either way, gear up for more Sandy B action in Murder by Numbers. Jokes this week include: Typewriter perverts, a shelf bonanza, Little Europe, Granda's big escape, hyena conversation, The Mall Daddy and on getting out...

After a bit of a break for some serious earnestness, the fellas are back at it with a proper episode on Miss Congeniality. The flagship moment for Season 4 has arrived, with a deep dive on jokes like: Windex Bets, biscuit bucks, Mr. Clean's big debut film, Little Bhutan, horses as beef, Krispy Can't, San Antonio Winds and a lot more 90s nostaliga.

OHHHHHHHH man, this one certainly got away from the fellas, dinnit? Apologies folks (or not, depending) as this one gets way off the rails and incredibly earnest. There's jokes here — at least a few — but with everything going on, some things just needed to be said. Especially if said through the mouth of a beloved cartoon icon. Topics include: cookie point exchange rates, marking the vans, Windex...

Your elven eyes do not deceive you! Yes, to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the release of Fellowship of the Ring, the boys are giving you special access to their (previously) Patreon-exclusive episode on that same film. What do the fellas have to say about hairy feets, potatoes, gettin' stabbed and smokin' hot park interpreters? Well, you'll have to go here and back again to find out!

The fellas are doing their court-ordered stint in rehab after ruining someone's wedding. So grab a Go Bag™ and head on down to this week's episode about 28 Days, starring Sandy B. Jokes this time include: A plethora of Kiwis, throwing stars for your toddler, Strider as a pony, the Sits-Down-Waiter, crushed melons, and a little bit of jello and apple sauce. Episode Notes: If you or someone you know...

The dudes are welcoming Liam Neeson back to the podcast this week with Gun Shy, a flick starring the one and only Sandy B. However, it does take them quite a while to get to the movie. Once they do, however, the jokes and goofs include topics like: how hip the fellas are, NPArticles, Uncle Buck shenanigans, Dayton re: center of the universe, and one particularly damp crooner. Happy Holidays, every...

The boys are getting romantic (kinda) again with 1999's Forces of Nature, starring Sandy B in the role of a lifetime (maybe). Confess your love and get married in a hurricane, because jokes this week include: Tom's super duper bean juice, Lat-Whites, the weakest nails, gulpin' some Joe, when planes go on strike and a very high percentage.

Your eyes are not lying to you folks! That's right, the boys are back at it with a couple of new Keanu flicks, starting with 2025's Ballerina. They are over the moon to be back in the Wickverse, with jokes including: Starz finally pays off, sink time with the little one, Doritos Presents Hulu, the big flame thrower fight and extra colon please!

The boys are watching a Wes Anderson (derogatory) flick once again because yer boi Tom Hanks simply cannot stop himself from being in them. So put on a twee little coat and talk without any emotions, things are (definitely not) heating up with The Phoenician Scheme! Jokes this time include: back at the brick factory, woodsman attire, meat shirts, movies for piggies, Wes is less and a basement abso...

The fellas are going WAY back in time, back to the good old days Moses and Rameses with 1998's Prince of Egypt, starring (partially) Sandra B. So jump in a basket and float on down the river to goofs including: Bill in Memorial, the one true ring camera, tales of ghastly fumes, Fan-danging, and a certain lack of specificity.

Things are getting (very nearly) spooky here in the studio, as the boys take a deep dive on Practical Magic starring Sandy B. So remember to bring your broom and eye of newt, the jokes cauldron is cooking up some good 'uns this week like: Happenings down at the docks, kind of a lot of truckin', The Mango Mover, Woucestephuchet and some serious log pushin'.

The boys are headed back down south, this time to Texas for the romantic drama classic Hope Floats, starring Sandy B. Make sure to bring yer truck and wear a cowboy hat, because this seductive journey includes jokes like: The horn of Jericho, thickly settled, The Ballad of Willy Wets, a Bar Moosevah, the death of Bigsby, and owning a piece of podcast history.

The boys are back at it with Speed 2, which like. Weirdly features the high seas? And Sandy B? It's a wild one, so strap in and prepare for jokes and japes like: An upper decker you'll remember, Siegel & Son Hole Fillers, the infamous hot dog pizza, Senator Tune Man, and a pretty big name drop.

The boys are back after an impromptu break, and barely remember how to do this! Things are loose and goofy as the fellas get back in the swing of things with 1996's In Love and War, starring Sandy B. There's not a lot to goof about in this WWI flick, but topics do include: Rum tum tuggin', Tape Beard rides again, praying for a Vrbo, Woof Woof Entertainment, thumb privileges, and always a Richard -...

The boys are once again in the courtroom (a favorite of theirs), this time with Sandy B via the mid-90's hit A Time to Kill. We aren't gonna sugarcoat it, this one gets pretty heavy and pretty earnest. But that doesn't mean there's a shortage of goofs! Topics include: Sam putting his foot down, ethics steaks, CostCo hotdogs, the manager of a certain Staples, Mickey Mousekiwitz, and a particularly...