Hanksy Panksy

You really (really) don't want to miss this week's episode on Our Brand is Crisis, starring Sandra B. In fact, I'm gonna spoil the review for you — the fellas have a lot of (very, VERY) positive things to say about this lil number. If you're not convinced, you can also ride along for jokes like: Fandingoing it, Julliard Business School, the doomed ship Dukakis, Miami: What Home? and stolen cajun v...

Bee dee bo deep? Bannaaaaaannn — sorry folks, had to. This week the fells dig right into Minions, a movie that stars Sandy B, amongst other fine folks. Including, can we say, an absolute heap of little yellow guys! Come on down to London for jokes like: Bush snacks, something for the dads, Jon van Hamm and Sandy's brand new pool!

Look, it's one of the best movies ever made, and it's got Sandra Bullock in it. Are you happy? We finally just put the whole dang review right there in the episode description... or did we? You cheeky sod, you'll have to turn on, tune in and drop out (of college, I guess?) to find out more! We're watching Gravity and the jokes include: Tub time, combat boots, Sweat it out!!!, Capital P Permits, pr...

Considering this one was recorded back in June (and it certainly ain't June now) the fellas are taking some seriously called shots while watching The Heat, starring Sandy B. In fact, one of the boys may or may not even be in the country! Which country? Too early to say, so come on down to where there's jokes like: Every pixel is a painting, the brandest newest Star War, all hail Glorp, Hot Fuzz(?)...

The fellas kinda wish the day had never come, but turns out, rewatching Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close can be a deeply rewarding experience. How so? Only one way to find out, with this week's episode on... Sandy B! I mean, obviously Sandy B, right? Jokes include: For King & Country, what happens in international waters (baby!), Chet Haze is back, Bluey's got a new step dad and President...

The fellas finally made it down to Memphis, home of the blues, BBQ and for this week only, Sandra Bullock! That's right folks, come one come all to this COMPLETELY UNPROBLEMATIC VIEWING of the Oscar winning flick, The Blind Side. Jokes include but are not limited to: Wet whiskers, fast food practices, Downfall starring Meryl Streep, and Oops, it's All Birds!!

Just when the boys thought they were out, they get called RIGHT back in! Another week, another Sandy B flick, this time taking a shot at All About Steve, including Bradley Cooper? Jokes are plentiful, even if mirth isn't, with highlights including: Stages of grief, an infinite number of bugs, knitting a noose, tooth taste, the double reed, houses of the holy, and Number Go Up™

The fellas don't get much of a break from the rom-coms these days, and this week is no exception. Buckle up and head to Sitka, AK because they've just watched The Proposal, starring Sandy B! And Deadpool?! Jokes this week include: primetime misery, romantic comedies for toddlers, the Sideline Sleepies, the concept of cool (derogatory), The French™, and something about salmon bucks.

Look, the movie is about a time loop, it's got Sandy B (our favorite baked bean, etc.) and it's an okay time. More importantly, are you folks ready for some flippin' ADVERTISEMENTS? Cus this episode is full of super legit, definitely real ads! It also includes jokes like: how to diffuse a bomb, the Electro Crow, Jim gets a jelly jamming, new Tide pods(?) and a WHOLE lot of moth wing extract.

Head on out Kansas way to investigate a case of true crime, real life shenanigans starring... Truman Capote? And Sandra B. it turns out. But definitely grab a suitcase full of expensive coats and hop the train to jokes like: puffy cheeks, The Capotometer™, when the v-v-itch is back, hummus among us, occuptaionals, doin' it for the 'rents and... Veggie Tales?!

The fellas return to an old classic from the previous season as they watch The Lake House for the second time — but this time? They're focusing up on our beloved baked bean, Sandy B. That's right, Keanu might be here, but don't let that beautiful man distract you. The dudes are all (mostly) Sandy all (kinda) the time. Jokes include: Boys on the edge, taking a mulligan, The Itchy Man, a drugs for b...

The fellas head back to the pageant... er, hang on — actually this one doesn't have that? It's kinda just a kidnapping plot with Ron Swanson and Sandy B? Well either way, you'll have to listen to hear all about it! Join the guys as they dig into Miss Congeniality 2 with topics include: Warhammer approacheth, an Ex-Starz member, Uncle Bugsy, Mrs. Congeniality, a fresh Kalshi sponsorship and Vegas p...

Come on down to LA for a righteous ol' time with the fellas as they explore Crash! A film that has Sandy B in it, our "favourite baked bean"! That's right, all the topics are getting hashed out, as long as the topics at hand are pretty much racism and nothing else. Don't let that dissuade you though, as jokes include: making sure people know you eagled the hole, eau de racial tension, corn liquor,...

Look, does this one pretty much immediately go off the rails? Yes, it's covering Two Weeks Notice — obviously it dives straight into the ditch. Jokes and japes abound (as per usual), but lock the eff in, because we're gonna get way up in the meta on why the Hanks season worked... and how we can recreate it in the Sandy B Era™. Also there's a joke about very bad men appearing in very good films. Or...

Look, is this a weird one? Did the fellas watch Joker 2, but like — only the last hour and change? You betcha. Did they do this as a desperate attempt to get a couple other, frostier fellas on the podcast? Oh yeah! So your mileage my vary, but come along for the ride as they discuss... Well, look. I didn't even bother to take notes on this one, so you'll have to listen and find out!

Nothing to see here folks! The boys are just taking a well-deserved week off from the Podcast Mines™, and will return to regularly scheduled programming soon. Thanks for being a listener, the fellas sure do appreciate! Until next time, y'all.

The fells are, for like the tenth time, heading down to Louisiana and them there swamps, this time with Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. We'd like to say it's a good time, but... well, you'll just have to listen now, won't you? Jokes this time include: North Starz, gettin' gatored, bird truces, Mr. Rockford, Southerners don't exist, Dame Margo Martindale, and a heapin' helpin' of earnestnes...

The fellas are doing a murder mystery once again, or perhaps more of a how-catch-'em? Either way, gear up for more Sandy B action in Murder by Numbers. Jokes this week include: Typewriter perverts, a shelf bonanza, Little Europe, Granda's big escape, hyena conversation, The Mall Daddy and on getting out...

After a bit of a break for some serious earnestness, the fellas are back at it with a proper episode on Miss Congeniality. The flagship moment for Season 4 has arrived, with a deep dive on jokes like: Windex Bets, biscuit bucks, Mr. Clean's big debut film, Little Bhutan, horses as beef, Krispy Can't, San Antonio Winds and a lot more 90s nostaliga.

OHHHHHHHH man, this one certainly got away from the fellas, dinnit? Apologies folks (or not, depending) as this one gets way off the rails and incredibly earnest. There's jokes here — at least a few — but with everything going on, some things just needed to be said. Especially if said through the mouth of a beloved cartoon icon. Topics include: cookie point exchange rates, marking the vans, Windex...

Your elven eyes do not deceive you! Yes, to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the release of Fellowship of the Ring, the boys are giving you special access to their (previously) Patreon-exclusive episode on that same film. What do the fellas have to say about hairy feets, potatoes, gettin' stabbed and smokin' hot park interpreters? Well, you'll have to go here and back again to find out!

The fellas are doing their court-ordered stint in rehab after ruining someone's wedding. So grab a Go Bag™ and head on down to this week's episode about 28 Days, starring Sandy B. Jokes this time include: A plethora of Kiwis, throwing stars for your toddler, Strider as a pony, the Sits-Down-Waiter, crushed melons, and a little bit of jello and apple sauce. Episode Notes: If you or someone you know...

The dudes are welcoming Liam Neeson back to the podcast this week with Gun Shy, a flick starring the one and only Sandy B. However, it does take them quite a while to get to the movie. Once they do, however, the jokes and goofs include topics like: how hip the fellas are, NPArticles, Uncle Buck shenanigans, Dayton re: center of the universe, and one particularly damp crooner. Happy Holidays, every...

The boys are getting romantic (kinda) again with 1999's Forces of Nature, starring Sandy B in the role of a lifetime (maybe). Confess your love and get married in a hurricane, because jokes this week include: Tom's super duper bean juice, Lat-Whites, the weakest nails, gulpin' some Joe, when planes go on strike and a very high percentage.

Your eyes are not lying to you folks! That's right, the boys are back at it with a couple of new Keanu flicks, starting with 2025's Ballerina. They are over the moon to be back in the Wickverse, with jokes including: Starz finally pays off, sink time with the little one, Doritos Presents Hulu, the big flame thrower fight and extra colon please!