Hanksy Panksy

The boys are spinning dough and slinging pizza with this week's episode on 1990's I Love You to Death. We'll be honest, Keanu is barely in this one. But the boys make a meal out of crumbs, with jokes including: a hacky hair cut, two old men, the benefits of a love apron, lots of accent work, and a strange spousal request. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies,...

The boys are coaching little league and attending school plays this week with 1989's Parenthood: starring a whole mess of people including our guy Keanu Reeves. Jump in the minivan because jokes this week include: Another Keanu hair evolution, a very happy hike, anatomy hunting, how to name a kid, and a dip back into the Toyverse. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths...

The boys are once again dipping a toe in the Hanks pool, this time with the newly-released A Man Called Otto. Put on a coat and shovel your walk, because this week's goofs include: A very Scandi intro, Oscar bait, banter with the Danes, Tank Daddy, a certain cat, and a brand new Hanks to consider. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classi...

The boys are having a radical week, because they're watching Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: starring everyone's favorite leading man, Keanu Reeves. Expose your midriff and jump in a phone booth, we're not coming back until we've collected history's most palatable figures. Jokes include: Mullet underwear, hair evolutions, a soft-rock band name, and some challenging emails. Mentioned in this...

The boys have to take an unexpected break this week, so y'all are in for a festive treat! Yes, it's a few days after the fact, but sometimes life happens. So snuggle up under some blankets, grab some hot chocolate, and enjoy this week's Patreon feed drop starring The Muppet Christmas Carol! Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teac...

The boys are getting fancy and vindictive with this week's movie, 1988's Dangerous Liaisons. Some might say Keanu Reeve's part in the movie is small, but the fellas say... well, it's pretty small. All the same, jokes include: rubbin' some dirt in it, a new Keanu Quest, a GameBoy out of time and space, and a turning point for Sam. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths,...

The boys head on over to Nowheresville, PA with this week's episode, featuring 1988's Prince of Pennsylvania and yer boi Keanu Reeves. Strap on a helmet and head on down to the podcast mines, because the dudes have jokes including: The blood kiss, a suspicious haircut, some truly awful poetry, a certain amorous trailer and money in the butt hut. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podc...

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here because the boys have watched 1988's Permanent Record. This one has a rough start, middle, and end, but your intrepid hosts manage to squeeze out goofs like: an earnest chat, perfect ages, tech support, pond chuckin', and too much car talk. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb i...

Hop in the car and get lost with the boys on the wrong side of town as they take in 1988's The Night Before! There are lost memories, wild characters, shades of our future hero, and goofs like: fright by funk, amnesia history, and 80s and 90s kids 'member. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history...

The boys are back with a BRAND NEW season! Hop aboard Season 3 as they take a deep dive on Keanu Reeves. Yes, that's right, it's Honor Among Reeves time, baybee! The fellas are kicking things off with 1986's River's Edge, starring Keanu and all his friends. Jokes include: Luke's new tombstone, Tom Hanks accent work, Camping Keanu, and kids driving vehicles for the long haul. Mentioned in this epis...

The boys need a vacation this week as they prepare for the new season. So here's an episode straight from the Patreon, one featuring a truffle pig, Nicolas Cage, and a whole lot of Portland. That's right folks: the boys are doing 2021's Pig! Enjoy this peek behind the Patreon curtain with goofs including: the Nasty Bug, lots of promises, a dirty pig hunt, and chef fights. Mentioned in this episode...

In this FINAL installment of the Bad Romance cleanser, the boys are freeing themselves. Specifically, they're freeing themselves of the 50 Shades franchise. So drop your undergarments and don't fall into the gator pond, this week's goofs include: Additional illness, a knife and a ceiling fan, the return of the Inspector, unconventional teaching methods, and one more ride for 25 Shades of Grey. Men...

The boys are once again getting uber sensual, this time with the extremely sexy sequel, 50 Shades Darker. Fly a failing helicopter and take off your underpants, because things are about to get steamy in this one. Jokes include: The return of the Inspector, mixed viewing results, some extras auditioning on set, too much money a minute, and even more 25 Shades of Grey. Mentioned in this episode: Gre...

For the first time ever, the boys are slipping into some tights and putting on a cape with 2022's Black Adam. Yes folks, yer boi Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is back again, this time as a disgruntled antihero with a Grinch-sized heart. Jokes include: jokes personified, a total lack of notes, Murder Corp, the return of Atar, and a big, beautiful, singing vehicle. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lig...

The boys are getting extremely sensual this week as they devour 50 Shades of Grey. Step into the playroom and bring your favorite pair of jeans, because this week's goofs include: a new street drug, making your pleasure dome more comfortable, chemistry in absentia, a certain inspector general and 25 Shades of Grey Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one...

The boys ride out to Forks, WA for one final movie, this time hurking down Breaking Dawn: Part Deux. Hunt some animals and turn into a wolf, because this week marks the end of the Twilight saga. Included goofs are: HVAC struggles, ghost rent, a final mustache ride, raising some barns, Buglarian Bros and an update on Jasper DuBois. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths...

The boys are honeymooning down in Rio with 2011's Breaking Dawn Part 1! Have an over-the-top wedding and deliver a devil baby with this penultimate trip back to Forks, WA. Goofs include: Charlie Swan's execution, venom sources, wolf politics, a return to the Vampverse, and everyone's favorite superhero. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of...

Pack your jorts and sleeping bags because the boys are running headlong into the fray with Twilight: Eclipse! This time, your beleaguered hosts are recording in the same room! In Arkansas! And they're hitting all the goofs, like: a new podcast, Carlisle's Leech Emporium, vampire religion, haircuts and souls, and more Charlie Swan mustache talk. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podca...

The boys are back in Forks, WA with the second installment in the Twilight Saga, New Moon. Jump on a plane to Italy and sparkle in the sun while the fellas goof about topics like: the Brood Machine 3000, Sam giving up on therapy, more Jeffrey Beezbos talk, some unclear pants action, and an update on Team Jacob. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one do...

Carve a boy out of wood and grab your goldfish, the boys are headed out on a grand adventure with 2022's Pinocchio remake, starring Thomas Hanks. Be prepared to smash several clocks with goofs including: donkey meat byproducts, more accent work, Sam's miserable watch, and gallons of green screen. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classic...

Put on a baseball cap and read some minds, because the boys are back this week with 2008's Twilight! Yes, you read that right. The lads are getting sticky with vampires while things really getting wet & wild in Forks, Washington. Jump in a big red truck and ride along with jokes including: Volvos are for vampires, the skin of a killer, shameful watch admissions, Team Bella's Dad and an alterna...

Buckle up because the boys are powering through 2014's The Fault in Our Stars! Some deeply questionable choices leave your intrepid podcasters questioning the meaning of a metaphor, but that doesn't stop them from making goofs like: Gortin', exquisite facial hair, the fine museums of Amsterdam, and some major love for Laura Dern. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths,...

Buy a stroller and pee on a stick, the boys are watching 2010's The Back-Up Plan! This JLo romp don't stop, as much as they wish it would. Head on down to the farm this week with joke's including: One upsetting pooch, double dipping, Mads Mikkelsen's questionable hospitality, & cheese stank on everything. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doct...

The boys are headed to the altar with 2007's License to Wed. So put on your classiest duds and be ready to catch a stanky bouquet, with jokes including: A lack of priest field identification, Office banter, a Clinton-level marriage and Lil Tucker Carlson is a narc." Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots abou...

The boys are doing another bad romance with 2006's Failure to Launch, starring Matthew McConaughey and SJP. Crawl out of your parents' basement and into the harsh light of day, because goofs this week include: a completely inaccurate way to buy a gun, bird flu, the Naked Room, animal bites, squealing for a paycheck, and one incredible skunk. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast...