Hanksy Panksy

The boys are heading back to Los Angeles in a hurry with this week's episode on Speed, starring Keanu Reeves. Jump on a bus -- yes, that bus -- and try not to go under 50, because jokes are exploding everywhere. Goofs this week include: Dad outfits for any season, additional plane talk, rapid-fire Reeves questions, and a house that produces more than you'd like. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced...

The boys grab a big ol' bucket of "thou"s this week, because they're talkin' Shakespeare and watching Much Ado About Nothing, partially starring Keanu Reeves. Put on some pantaloons and head on down to the theater, with jokes including: the best way to slice bread, an oily boy, the acceptability of a laugh, the return of a famous wizard and carpet syrup. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightnin...

The boys are getting spooky and surreal this week, with Dracula: (partially) starring Keanu Reeves. Jump in the stagecoach and take a trip down to Transylvania with jokes this week including: John Wick fever, an accent that kinda wants to quit, a solution's solution, nipples in the wide angle, and so much talk about dips. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies,...

The boys are heading out west this week with My Own Private Idaho, starring Keanu Reeves. Things get a little Shakespearean, but uh. Only a little. Come along for this surreal ride with jokes including: Dad-Watch intensifies, lots of fart wafting, having a truly excellent day, Iowa confusion, and some small sky discussions. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movie...

The boys are stepping back into the time traveling phonebooth with Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, starring Keanu Reeves. However, they spend a lot of time talking about ... well, anything else. Jokes this week include: A wet 'n' wild would-you-rather, simultaneous deliveries, the Friendship Hose, Alamo Drafthouse steaks, and even more Toyverse. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podc...

The boys put on a smart suit and a very short tie, because this week they're going back to 1951 with Tune in Tomorrow, starring Keanu Reeves. This one's all about icky radio dramas, with jokes including: a shrinking accent, jumping the turtle, a Martin mispronounced, Russian spyware, and your father's brother's wife's sister. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, mov...

The boys are back in the 90's with the absolute classic Point Break, starring Keanu Reeves! They're diving through the sky and surfing those killer breaks, with jokes this week including: Sam's continued transformation, you'll know 'em when you see 'em, Billy Idaho, one wet city boy, surf confusion and Harvard's bid for the championship. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast abou...

The boys are spinning dough and slinging pizza with this week's episode on 1990's I Love You to Death. We'll be honest, Keanu is barely in this one. But the boys make a meal out of crumbs, with jokes including: a hacky hair cut, two old men, the benefits of a love apron, lots of accent work, and a strange spousal request. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies,...

The boys are coaching little league and attending school plays this week with 1989's Parenthood: starring a whole mess of people including our guy Keanu Reeves. Jump in the minivan because jokes this week include: Another Keanu hair evolution, a very happy hike, anatomy hunting, how to name a kid, and a dip back into the Toyverse. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths...

The boys are once again dipping a toe in the Hanks pool, this time with the newly-released A Man Called Otto. Put on a coat and shovel your walk, because this week's goofs include: A very Scandi intro, Oscar bait, banter with the Danes, Tank Daddy, a certain cat, and a brand new Hanks to consider. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classi...

The boys are having a radical week, because they're watching Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: starring everyone's favorite leading man, Keanu Reeves. Expose your midriff and jump in a phone booth, we're not coming back until we've collected history's most palatable figures. Jokes include: Mullet underwear, hair evolutions, a soft-rock band name, and some challenging emails. Mentioned in this...

The boys have to take an unexpected break this week, so y'all are in for a festive treat! Yes, it's a few days after the fact, but sometimes life happens. So snuggle up under some blankets, grab some hot chocolate, and enjoy this week's Patreon feed drop starring The Muppet Christmas Carol! Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teac...

The boys are getting fancy and vindictive with this week's movie, 1988's Dangerous Liaisons. Some might say Keanu Reeve's part in the movie is small, but the fellas say... well, it's pretty small. All the same, jokes include: rubbin' some dirt in it, a new Keanu Quest, a GameBoy out of time and space, and a turning point for Sam. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths,...

The boys head on over to Nowheresville, PA with this week's episode, featuring 1988's Prince of Pennsylvania and yer boi Keanu Reeves. Strap on a helmet and head on down to the podcast mines, because the dudes have jokes including: The blood kiss, a suspicious haircut, some truly awful poetry, a certain amorous trailer and money in the butt hut. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podc...

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here because the boys have watched 1988's Permanent Record. This one has a rough start, middle, and end, but your intrepid hosts manage to squeeze out goofs like: an earnest chat, perfect ages, tech support, pond chuckin', and too much car talk. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb i...

Hop in the car and get lost with the boys on the wrong side of town as they take in 1988's The Night Before! There are lost memories, wild characters, shades of our future hero, and goofs like: fright by funk, amnesia history, and 80s and 90s kids 'member. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history...

The boys are back with a BRAND NEW season! Hop aboard Season 3 as they take a deep dive on Keanu Reeves. Yes, that's right, it's Honor Among Reeves time, baybee! The fellas are kicking things off with 1986's River's Edge, starring Keanu and all his friends. Jokes include: Luke's new tombstone, Tom Hanks accent work, Camping Keanu, and kids driving vehicles for the long haul. Mentioned in this epis...

The boys need a vacation this week as they prepare for the new season. So here's an episode straight from the Patreon, one featuring a truffle pig, Nicolas Cage, and a whole lot of Portland. That's right folks: the boys are doing 2021's Pig! Enjoy this peek behind the Patreon curtain with goofs including: the Nasty Bug, lots of promises, a dirty pig hunt, and chef fights. Mentioned in this episode...

In this FINAL installment of the Bad Romance cleanser, the boys are freeing themselves. Specifically, they're freeing themselves of the 50 Shades franchise. So drop your undergarments and don't fall into the gator pond, this week's goofs include: Additional illness, a knife and a ceiling fan, the return of the Inspector, unconventional teaching methods, and one more ride for 25 Shades of Grey. Men...

The boys are once again getting uber sensual, this time with the extremely sexy sequel, 50 Shades Darker. Fly a failing helicopter and take off your underpants, because things are about to get steamy in this one. Jokes include: The return of the Inspector, mixed viewing results, some extras auditioning on set, too much money a minute, and even more 25 Shades of Grey. Mentioned in this episode: Gre...

For the first time ever, the boys are slipping into some tights and putting on a cape with 2022's Black Adam. Yes folks, yer boi Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is back again, this time as a disgruntled antihero with a Grinch-sized heart. Jokes include: jokes personified, a total lack of notes, Murder Corp, the return of Atar, and a big, beautiful, singing vehicle. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lig...

The boys are getting extremely sensual this week as they devour 50 Shades of Grey. Step into the playroom and bring your favorite pair of jeans, because this week's goofs include: a new street drug, making your pleasure dome more comfortable, chemistry in absentia, a certain inspector general and 25 Shades of Grey Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one...

The boys ride out to Forks, WA for one final movie, this time hurking down Breaking Dawn: Part Deux. Hunt some animals and turn into a wolf, because this week marks the end of the Twilight saga. Included goofs are: HVAC struggles, ghost rent, a final mustache ride, raising some barns, Buglarian Bros and an update on Jasper DuBois. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths...

The boys are honeymooning down in Rio with 2011's Breaking Dawn Part 1! Have an over-the-top wedding and deliver a devil baby with this penultimate trip back to Forks, WA. Goofs include: Charlie Swan's execution, venom sources, wolf politics, a return to the Vampverse, and everyone's favorite superhero. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of...

Pack your jorts and sleeping bags because the boys are running headlong into the fray with Twilight: Eclipse! This time, your beleaguered hosts are recording in the same room! In Arkansas! And they're hitting all the goofs, like: a new podcast, Carlisle's Leech Emporium, vampire religion, haircuts and souls, and more Charlie Swan mustache talk. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podca...