Hanksy Panksy

Travel plans got messy and internet went down, so enjoy this episode from the Hanksy Panksy Patreon! Grab your Eurail tickets because the boys are riding the rails with 1995's Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge, starring Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol! We got random musical numbers aplenty and goofs including: a too-long weekly update, long sleepy watches, opera, the bastard Kuljit, and a whole lotta amazing m...

The boys are headed back into the Matrix for the penultimate time, with The Matrix: Revolutions. Blow up a lot of squids, scream from your APU, and detonate an EMP (safely) while jokes fly by. This week's include: just Deutschepunk stuff, consumption by CGI, more (HBO) Max talk, Bucks County chatter, and hypothetical multiverse shenanigans.

The boys are once again heading for Zion, this time with the Matrix: Reloaded! Join a crew and start broadcasting, because these goofs aren't simulated at all. Jokes this week include: Sam's half suit, a new media format, PS2 Keanu, a very special pie, muddin' lovin', and Colonel Sanders talks too much.

The boys are headed back to Hanksville, this time with Wes Anderson's Asteroid City. Bring a car that won't break down and enjoy a little more Tom Time. As much as you can, anyway. Reviews get spicy with jokes including ... well, you'll just have to listen and find out!

The boys are at it again this week, this time with Hardball, starring Keanu Reeves. Put on a glove and jump in the outfield, because this one is all about baseball (much to Sam's chagrin). Jokes include: Very large men, some choice gambler names, a Penn Station debacle, an ultimate aphrodisiac, and letters from the listeners.

The boys are heading back to the world of romantic comedy, this time with a flick starring Keanu Reeves! Grab your popcorn and bring some tissues, because things are about to be ... pretty touching? Jokes this week include: Sam's couch struggles, a popsicle biter, happy trail apologetics, tales of gastric woe, and Bezos' subscriptions gone wild.

The boys had to take a break this week, so enjoy the first ever (!) Patreon exclusive they recorded! The boys pack their identical plaid overnight bags and head to San Francisco for 1972's What's Up, Doc? starring Barbara Streisand and Ryan O'Neal! Picked at the behest of Tuck, this throwback of a throwback treats Sam and Luke the only way Babs knows how. Jokes include: a marathon plot, Babs' pipe...

The boys have been given the power of foresight with this week's episode on The Gift, starring Keanu Reeves! They're giving out fortune readings and telling you when you're gonna die, with jokes including: A little bit of ghost talk, more breakfast foods, Sam's flaccid watch experience, uncertainty around The Rock, and an approximately correct hair style.

The boys are huntin' a killer this week with The Watcher, starring Keanu Reeves. Grab your red string and badge, because things are about to get inquisitive. Jokes this week including: Seattle's Best Place to Get Murdered, Luke's kryptonite, a big wet surprise and Keanu doing a little dance. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics tea...

Once again the fellas are headed to the gridiron, this time with ... Keanu Reeves, of all people? Cross the picket line and bust up a union, because these gents are comedy scabs. Jokes including: FedEx Kink-Ohs!, Keanu is left-handed, Sam's food journey, hormonal polyester, jock rock reductionism and updates on Dwayne "The Johnson" Johnson. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast a...

It's the big one, folks! The boys are being unplugged and ejected from their lubricated pods. It's time to boogie on down to The Matrix town. Starring Keanu Reeves, the all-time classic gets a fresh look from the lads, with jokes including: leather explorations, Zoom hiccups, slappin' it silly, some guesses from the community, and one very wet boy. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A p...

The boys are litigating for lower powers this week with Devil's Advocate, starring the elusive Keanu Reeves! Head on down to the courtroom and do some discovery, with jokes including: Al Pacino's shower thoughts, a pretty big love bite, the incorrect number of holes, Keanu's mostly-there accent, and some mild foot stuff. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies,...

The boys are headed back into another flick with a state in the name, and the results pretty much speak for themselves. Steal your brother's family with this week's episode on Feeling Minnesota! Jokes include: America's Not Funniest Home Videos, that Subway smell, a movie that's totally a comedy, stages of grief and reminiscing about college. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast...

The boys are on the run (again), this time absconding with cold fusion, or maybe hydrogen? It's kinda unclear. But either way, Keanu Reeves is here with this week's episode on Chain Reaction. Evade the feds and drive an ice boat, because goofs include: An appreciated Time to Keanu, the definition of the mess around times, cigar watch, veggie patty chatter, and some updates on Keanu's hair. Mention...

The boys finally got this week's movie in the mail (literally) and are back from a break with Little Buddha, starring a suspect Keanu Reeves. This one is red hot for all the wrong reasons, so buckle up, cowboys! Jokes this week include: The movie that started it all, Keanu's eyebrows, zydeco music, a distinct lack of a DVD menu, being too hungry, and an accent heard (thankfully) not quite around t...

The boys are taking a break this week due to a natural disaster in their area. So this week we're doing a feed drop with Greeced Lightning, a history podcast starring yer bois and Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain. Here's the details: In the series premier of Greeced Lightning, Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain, Luke Patrick, and Sam Siegel begin their deep dive into ancient Greek mythology by breaking down the legen...

The boys are headed to wine country this week, with the Napa-based A Walk in the Clouds. So put on a big, floppy hat and get to sippin', with jokes including: foot stompin' sexy grape times, Downton Abbey shenanigans, the many benefits of Marin county, hitchhiking in 1945, and some questionable food choices from one of the hosts. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths,...

The boys wet-wire some implants and dive into the net with this week's episode on Johnny Mnemonic, starring Keanu Reeves. Huff all the cyberpunk dystopia you can stand because this film's got it in spades, with jokes including: one erotic marine mammal, the quest for yoghurt, a film from the 1970's, podcastin' in the metaverse and the best new superhero you've never heard of. Mentioned in this epi...

The boys are heading back to Los Angeles in a hurry with this week's episode on Speed, starring Keanu Reeves. Jump on a bus -- yes, that bus -- and try not to go under 50, because jokes are exploding everywhere. Goofs this week include: Dad outfits for any season, additional plane talk, rapid-fire Reeves questions, and a house that produces more than you'd like. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced...

The boys grab a big ol' bucket of "thou"s this week, because they're talkin' Shakespeare and watching Much Ado About Nothing, partially starring Keanu Reeves. Put on some pantaloons and head on down to the theater, with jokes including: the best way to slice bread, an oily boy, the acceptability of a laugh, the return of a famous wizard and carpet syrup. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightnin...

The boys are getting spooky and surreal this week, with Dracula: (partially) starring Keanu Reeves. Jump in the stagecoach and take a trip down to Transylvania with jokes this week including: John Wick fever, an accent that kinda wants to quit, a solution's solution, nipples in the wide angle, and so much talk about dips. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies,...

The boys are heading out west this week with My Own Private Idaho, starring Keanu Reeves. Things get a little Shakespearean, but uh. Only a little. Come along for this surreal ride with jokes including: Dad-Watch intensifies, lots of fart wafting, having a truly excellent day, Iowa confusion, and some small sky discussions. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movie...

The boys are stepping back into the time traveling phonebooth with Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, starring Keanu Reeves. However, they spend a lot of time talking about ... well, anything else. Jokes this week include: A wet 'n' wild would-you-rather, simultaneous deliveries, the Friendship Hose, Alamo Drafthouse steaks, and even more Toyverse. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podc...

The boys put on a smart suit and a very short tie, because this week they're going back to 1951 with Tune in Tomorrow, starring Keanu Reeves. This one's all about icky radio dramas, with jokes including: a shrinking accent, jumping the turtle, a Martin mispronounced, Russian spyware, and your father's brother's wife's sister. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, mov...

The boys are back in the 90's with the absolute classic Point Break, starring Keanu Reeves! They're diving through the sky and surfing those killer breaks, with jokes this week including: Sam's continued transformation, you'll know 'em when you see 'em, Billy Idaho, one wet city boy, surf confusion and Harvard's bid for the championship. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast abou...