Hanksy Panksy

Throw on the siren and grab a small vodka because the boys are diving in to 2008's Street Kings! This one gets off-track pretty quick, but the boys recover with goofs like: a glimpse into the future, the boys' vices, a specific kind of car, wall hiding, and Dr. Gregory House.

The boys head back to Chicago for some time-bending madness with this week's episode on The Lake House, starring Keanu Reeves! Start scribbling and put your heart in a mailbox, because the jokes are heating up. Goofs include: The Plot Dog, more house renovation revelations, a new way to cook your meat, a three-record day, and Sam draws kind of a lot.

The boys are (finally) back at it this week with A Scanner Darkly, starring a drug-addled Keanu Reeves! Go undercover and make a homemade silencer, because things are about to get wet and wild over here. This week's goofs include: The many flavors of RDJ, Banana Ball, Cracker Barrel revelations, the Itchy Man, and more discussion around poop water.

The boys have decided to give the people what they want: this week they're releasing the full double-feature from their Patron (https://patreon.com/hanksypanksy). That's right, folks. It's time for Barbenheimer. Grab your degree in advanced physics and put on a pink dress, because things are about to get explosive! Jokes include: butt and back pain, disappointing balls, near-abandonment, Death, an...

The boys are doing magic and fighting demons this week with Constantine, starring Keanu Reeves! Grab your holy water and your cross-shaped shotgun, because it's time to ride to Hell and back with goofs including: hard-to-find condiments, car-based patriotism, the slow slide to decrepitude, crucifix weaponry, and a playlist that's sure to do it for you.

Scheduling conflicts win again this week, so enjoy a feed drop from the Patreon in which Sam and McKenna cover season 2 of And Just Like That! The hit husband-and-wife podcast is back! That's right, folks, Sam and McKenna are hailing a cab back to the Center of the City with Season 2, Episode 1 of And Just Like That! Cringe along for topics like bad stand-up, character dynamics, a wasteland of con...

The boys are headed back to rom-com territory, this time with Something's Gotta Give, starring (kinda) Keanu Reeves! Join them on a delightful trip to the Hamptons with jokes including: an absolute love monster, a baseball apology, mother lovin' complications, one hot Keanu, and a whole lot of Googling on-air.

Travel plans got messy and internet went down, so enjoy this episode from the Hanksy Panksy Patreon! Grab your Eurail tickets because the boys are riding the rails with 1995's Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge, starring Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol! We got random musical numbers aplenty and goofs including: a too-long weekly update, long sleepy watches, opera, the bastard Kuljit, and a whole lotta amazing m...

The boys are headed back into the Matrix for the penultimate time, with The Matrix: Revolutions. Blow up a lot of squids, scream from your APU, and detonate an EMP (safely) while jokes fly by. This week's include: just Deutschepunk stuff, consumption by CGI, more (HBO) Max talk, Bucks County chatter, and hypothetical multiverse shenanigans.

The boys are once again heading for Zion, this time with the Matrix: Reloaded! Join a crew and start broadcasting, because these goofs aren't simulated at all. Jokes this week include: Sam's half suit, a new media format, PS2 Keanu, a very special pie, muddin' lovin', and Colonel Sanders talks too much.

The boys are headed back to Hanksville, this time with Wes Anderson's Asteroid City. Bring a car that won't break down and enjoy a little more Tom Time. As much as you can, anyway. Reviews get spicy with jokes including ... well, you'll just have to listen and find out!

The boys are at it again this week, this time with Hardball, starring Keanu Reeves. Put on a glove and jump in the outfield, because this one is all about baseball (much to Sam's chagrin). Jokes include: Very large men, some choice gambler names, a Penn Station debacle, an ultimate aphrodisiac, and letters from the listeners.

The boys are heading back to the world of romantic comedy, this time with a flick starring Keanu Reeves! Grab your popcorn and bring some tissues, because things are about to be ... pretty touching? Jokes this week include: Sam's couch struggles, a popsicle biter, happy trail apologetics, tales of gastric woe, and Bezos' subscriptions gone wild.

The boys had to take a break this week, so enjoy the first ever (!) Patreon exclusive they recorded! The boys pack their identical plaid overnight bags and head to San Francisco for 1972's What's Up, Doc? starring Barbara Streisand and Ryan O'Neal! Picked at the behest of Tuck, this throwback of a throwback treats Sam and Luke the only way Babs knows how. Jokes include: a marathon plot, Babs' pipe...

The boys have been given the power of foresight with this week's episode on The Gift, starring Keanu Reeves! They're giving out fortune readings and telling you when you're gonna die, with jokes including: A little bit of ghost talk, more breakfast foods, Sam's flaccid watch experience, uncertainty around The Rock, and an approximately correct hair style.

The boys are huntin' a killer this week with The Watcher, starring Keanu Reeves. Grab your red string and badge, because things are about to get inquisitive. Jokes this week including: Seattle's Best Place to Get Murdered, Luke's kryptonite, a big wet surprise and Keanu doing a little dance. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics tea...

Once again the fellas are headed to the gridiron, this time with ... Keanu Reeves, of all people? Cross the picket line and bust up a union, because these gents are comedy scabs. Jokes including: FedEx Kink-Ohs!, Keanu is left-handed, Sam's food journey, hormonal polyester, jock rock reductionism and updates on Dwayne "The Johnson" Johnson. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast a...

It's the big one, folks! The boys are being unplugged and ejected from their lubricated pods. It's time to boogie on down to The Matrix town. Starring Keanu Reeves, the all-time classic gets a fresh look from the lads, with jokes including: leather explorations, Zoom hiccups, slappin' it silly, some guesses from the community, and one very wet boy. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A p...

The boys are litigating for lower powers this week with Devil's Advocate, starring the elusive Keanu Reeves! Head on down to the courtroom and do some discovery, with jokes including: Al Pacino's shower thoughts, a pretty big love bite, the incorrect number of holes, Keanu's mostly-there accent, and some mild foot stuff. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies,...

The boys are headed back into another flick with a state in the name, and the results pretty much speak for themselves. Steal your brother's family with this week's episode on Feeling Minnesota! Jokes include: America's Not Funniest Home Videos, that Subway smell, a movie that's totally a comedy, stages of grief and reminiscing about college. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast...

The boys are on the run (again), this time absconding with cold fusion, or maybe hydrogen? It's kinda unclear. But either way, Keanu Reeves is here with this week's episode on Chain Reaction. Evade the feds and drive an ice boat, because goofs include: An appreciated Time to Keanu, the definition of the mess around times, cigar watch, veggie patty chatter, and some updates on Keanu's hair. Mention...

The boys finally got this week's movie in the mail (literally) and are back from a break with Little Buddha, starring a suspect Keanu Reeves. This one is red hot for all the wrong reasons, so buckle up, cowboys! Jokes this week include: The movie that started it all, Keanu's eyebrows, zydeco music, a distinct lack of a DVD menu, being too hungry, and an accent heard (thankfully) not quite around t...

The boys are taking a break this week due to a natural disaster in their area. So this week we're doing a feed drop with Greeced Lightning, a history podcast starring yer bois and Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain. Here's the details: In the series premier of Greeced Lightning, Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain, Luke Patrick, and Sam Siegel begin their deep dive into ancient Greek mythology by breaking down the legen...

The boys are headed to wine country this week, with the Napa-based A Walk in the Clouds. So put on a big, floppy hat and get to sippin', with jokes including: foot stompin' sexy grape times, Downton Abbey shenanigans, the many benefits of Marin county, hitchhiking in 1945, and some questionable food choices from one of the hosts. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths,...

The boys wet-wire some implants and dive into the net with this week's episode on Johnny Mnemonic, starring Keanu Reeves. Huff all the cyberpunk dystopia you can stand because this film's got it in spades, with jokes including: one erotic marine mammal, the quest for yoghurt, a film from the 1970's, podcastin' in the metaverse and the best new superhero you've never heard of. Mentioned in this epi...