Hanksy Panksy

The Horror Hut takes sensual experiences in painful new directions with this week's episode on 1987's Hellraiser, by Clive Barker and crew. Grab a hammer and a handful of nails, because you're gonna need both for a solid Pinhead cosplay! Topics include: Ever-changing titles, the absolute frontiers of painful pleasure, the on-set moistness and Steve as a super sexy lamp.

The Horror Hut gets to farmin' in this week's episode covering 1993's Children of the Corn ... Two? Yup, we're starting with the sequel in true Hanksy Panksy style! So get in a combine harvester and put on your Sunday best, topics this week include: a good set of sexy lamps, the "children" of the corn, Jonestown accuracy, Bingo hall breakdowns, and going to see the wonderful Wizard of Corn. Or som...

Tis the season ... the spooky season! Hanksy Panksy takes a break from the Scream-focused movies to deliver a Christmas special this week. Yes, that's right folks. Have some demon reindeer haul you from roof to roof as we cover 2015's Krampus. Topics include: Omi as a powerhouse of information, mystifying endings, a certain PG-13 rating, dead phone lines and inevitable comparisons to Trick 'R Trea...

Throw on a Captain Kirk mask and drive on down to Illinois, this week the Horror Hut (a podcast within a podcast) is covering Halloween! Yes, that's right folks. Michael Myers is taking center stage, with topics including: teenage baby sitting hijinks, a very special theme party for adults, buttered up clothing, hangin' with Jamie Lee Curtis, and the supernatural origins of evil.

Welcome back to Hanksy Panksy Horror Hut, where we watch movies referenced in Scream until Sam returns from parental leave! This week we're covering 1976's horror classic Carrie, dipping our toes for the first time into the Stephen King universe. Ride along as we discuss: prom night shenanigans, paint bucket injuries, gratuitous nudity, car explosions and more genre fiction definitions.

We return once again to the Horror Hut, in which all things referenced in Scream will be watched and analyzed. This week's episode covers Prom Night, a movie Randy has a LOT of opinions about. Jump in a van and disco down at the dance, with topics including: A walking red flag factory, Canadians in Ohio, way too much choreography, Disco Face, and motives identified by turtle-neck sweaters.

Sam's still out for parental leave, which means Luke & Jaci are heading back to the Horror Hut, this time with 1960's Psycho. Enjoy a melange of Hitchcockian horror as they dissect: what makes a slasher a slasher, what even is horror, that time Ghostface was super wrong, this week's favorite kills and what actually gives us the willies, anyway?

Sam is heading out for parental leave, which means the boys are kicking off something new... Something spooky! Yes, that's right folks. Hanksy Panksy is temporarily a horror podcast with the first episode of Luke's Horror Hut, a podcast within a podcast. Put on a mask and get to stabbing because this week we're doing Scream! Jokes include: Politely asking cats to just not, over the pants stuff, so...

Folks, we've got another radioactive movie (starring Keanu Reeves) this week, so things are about to get ... pretty bumpy! Watch these two chaps dodge and weave talking about the flick, and instead talking about everyone's favorite psychiatrist. Jokes include: Ranking the alphabet, elderly theft percentages, Jerry's Murder Wagon, Daniel Day-Lewis' diet, and a mutual hatred of a certain David.

The boys are refusing to engage with this one (starring Keanu Reeves). Yup, that's right folks. Don't expect much on-topic discussion today, because these chaps are beating all the way around these here bushes. Jokes this week include: A very solid Wick Wink, one upstanding Methodist, dialing for 8, a known Bean Boy, and curry-flavored adventures.

Wick Week is finally here, and boy howdy are the chaps excited! Put on a bulletproof vest and start packin', because things are about to get absolutely wild in here. Jump in a '69 Mustang and head down to the Continental for goofs including: Sam can't speak Russian, the problems of physical media, squeezing off more than a few rounds, a left-handed delivery, Slavic Swedes, and a potential angelic...

The boys are headed to 1700's Japan with this week's take on 47 Ronin, starring Keanu Reeves. They're here to avenge their fallen lord and accuse people with heterochromia of being shifty as all heck. Goofs this week include: Stink blood, action movie hype men, return of the door-sized pizza box, The Weeeeetcher, Mad Max (Not That One), and Frock Oc.

The boys are breakin' boards and throwin' punches with this week's episode on Man of Tai Chi, starring (AND DIRECTED BY) Keanu Reeves. Yes, you read that right, folks. Keanu makes his directorial debut this week, and the boys are super here for it. Martial arts-focused jokes this week include: purchasable vibes only, a craving for jazz, the happy-happy football man, Apple's big-timin' bucks, gator...

The lads get behind the wheel of a beat-up station wagon and haul some obnoxious folks around town in this week's review of Generation Um, starring Keanu Reeves. The shocks are out and the gas tank is empty on this one, with goofs including: Sam's time as Joe Camel, Hulk smashing over grilled onions, how to fairly pay your actors with Spanish cuisine, and just a hint of kitty kisses.

The boys are pulling off the heist of the century this week with Henry's Crime, starring an admittedly bland Keanu Reeves. Start digging a tunnel and warm up the getaway car, because it's time to commit some felonies! Goofs this week include: cruisin' for gout, hidey hole theorizing, Betamax display issues, Time Apple, Bad Vibes Eddie and hammocks for babies.

The boys are headed for retirement with this week's episode on The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, starring Keanu Reeves. Play some shuffleboard and throw a mixer, because it's the golden years, baby! Jokes this week include: one very fine feline, the salt bucket, Mr. Dictionary, a brand new Cats tune and how to properly pull the plug on a loved one.

The boys had to take another week off, so enjoy this gem from the patreon archives! Grab your Bible and your prehistoric eggs because the boys are watching 2017's The VelociPastor! The laughs aren't extinct with goofs like: Frankie Mermaid, a deep exploration of the best-selling Crime series of books, award-winning visual effects, and an emotional roller coaster bidet. Mentioned in this episode: G...

The boys are traveling the stars and making first contact with this week's episode on The Day the Earth Stood Still, starring Keanu Reeves. Be the eyes and ears of the President, jump in a spaceship and wear a really nice suit, because goofs this week include: Penn Station cuisine (again), Sam's floors, thick and slippery goo, intergalactic negotiations, and a new straight-to-business attitude.

Throw on the siren and grab a small vodka because the boys are diving in to 2008's Street Kings! This one gets off-track pretty quick, but the boys recover with goofs like: a glimpse into the future, the boys' vices, a specific kind of car, wall hiding, and Dr. Gregory House.

The boys head back to Chicago for some time-bending madness with this week's episode on The Lake House, starring Keanu Reeves! Start scribbling and put your heart in a mailbox, because the jokes are heating up. Goofs include: The Plot Dog, more house renovation revelations, a new way to cook your meat, a three-record day, and Sam draws kind of a lot.

The boys are (finally) back at it this week with A Scanner Darkly, starring a drug-addled Keanu Reeves! Go undercover and make a homemade silencer, because things are about to get wet and wild over here. This week's goofs include: The many flavors of RDJ, Banana Ball, Cracker Barrel revelations, the Itchy Man, and more discussion around poop water.

The boys have decided to give the people what they want: this week they're releasing the full double-feature from their Patron (https://patreon.com/hanksypanksy). That's right, folks. It's time for Barbenheimer. Grab your degree in advanced physics and put on a pink dress, because things are about to get explosive! Jokes include: butt and back pain, disappointing balls, near-abandonment, Death, an...

The boys are doing magic and fighting demons this week with Constantine, starring Keanu Reeves! Grab your holy water and your cross-shaped shotgun, because it's time to ride to Hell and back with goofs including: hard-to-find condiments, car-based patriotism, the slow slide to decrepitude, crucifix weaponry, and a playlist that's sure to do it for you.

Scheduling conflicts win again this week, so enjoy a feed drop from the Patreon in which Sam and McKenna cover season 2 of And Just Like That! The hit husband-and-wife podcast is back! That's right, folks, Sam and McKenna are hailing a cab back to the Center of the City with Season 2, Episode 1 of And Just Like That! Cringe along for topics like bad stand-up, character dynamics, a wasteland of con...

The boys are headed back to rom-com territory, this time with Something's Gotta Give, starring (kinda) Keanu Reeves! Join them on a delightful trip to the Hamptons with jokes including: an absolute love monster, a baseball apology, mother lovin' complications, one hot Keanu, and a whole lot of Googling on-air.