Luke Patrick & Sam Siegel

Hanksy Panksy

Comedy EN ↓ 258 episodes

Join two best friends as they take a deep dive into the careers of some of America's favorite actors. They've already been punished by America's Dad, Tom Hanks and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and now it's time for them to get mugged by Keanu Reeves! New episodes every other Wednesday.

Author

Luke Patrick & Sam Siegel

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

hanksy-panksy.captivate.fm

Latest episode

Jul 8, 2026

Where to listen?

Podcasts in the app Replaio Radio Coming soon

Podcasts are coming to the app soon. Install now and be the first to see a whole new take on podcasts

Get it on Google Play Install for free Android 5M+ downloads · 4.8 rating iOS soon

Episodes

85 - PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS: Ever After 25.09.2024

That's right folks -- the boys are back and kicking off the cleanser in serious style, beginning Hanksy Panksy: Pretty Pretty Princess in the best way possible with Ever After. Jump on the Mouse Hose and steal as many horses as you can, because this week the goofs include: The special factory, board games for kids, Freudian analysis, The Rock's toes, Gondor v. Mordor, and the competitive princess...

84 - SPECIAL EPISODE: The Pals Hole 11.09.2024

Have you ever wanted to just hang back and shoot the breeze with the boys? Well, here's your opportunity! That's right folks, they aren't talking about anything cinematic. It's just a good, old-fashioned hang time with the fellas. Topics include: Getting hit by a Peterbilt, Sam's gotta fever, WWE for babies and a LOT of truck talk.

FEED DROP: Horror Hut - Shaun of the Dead (2004) 07.08.2024

Do you wish you had more Horror Hut in your life? Good news! Jaci & Luke have spun it off into its own podcast! Ride along as they continue to dissect every horror flick referenced in the Scream franchise. New episodes out every other week -- now available on all your favorite pod catchers. Links: Apple Podcasts Spotify Original episode description: Jaci & Luke return, this time taking a l...

82 - Hanksy Panksy 2.8: Final Chapter Prologue 17.07.2024

The boys slip one under the radar with a special redux episode covering... Well, you'll just have to listen to find out! That being said, don't expect the plot any time soon. The fellas are not super eager to talk about this one. But they ARE excited to talk about: The artist formerly known as Texas, 'Dillo Dollars, French necromancy, PJP, Boom Sauce, Prilk and Chekhov's Hot Dog.

81 - SEASON 3 FINALE: John Wick 4 03.07.2024

You read that right folks, the boys are rounding the bases on completing this season's watch of EVERY single Keanu Reeves movie. They're going out with a bang (sort of) with John Wick 4. What better way to end the season than with a Wick Week? Jokes for the finale include: The tooth man, John Wick Warhammer, third times the charm, CDC Kink Shaming, hypnotism, Keanu real-time stats and Animorphs.

80 - The Matrix Resurrections: Crystal Morpheus 19.06.2024

For the last time (hopefully) the boys are being plugged into the Matrix and are taking red pills. That's right, the fellas are taking a look at The Matrix Resurrections, starring our boi Keanu Reeves. Things get pretty wet and wild this week, with topics including: Poop from a butt, the sexy language owl, science fiction word salad, The Moist Boy, SLC Toasters, jumper services and the saddest cha...

79 - Bill & Ted Face the Music: S.M.A.S.H. 05.06.2024

The boys are once again headed to San Dimas, presumably for the final time with Bill & Ted Face the Music, a movie starring Keanu Reeves. This week the chaps are ready to rock out and rock out HARD. Jokes and japes include: Ampersand confusion, Cocomelon home invasion fantasies, the Apple Pleasure Pro, a reclaimed facial hair style and the Countdown Clock. PS: Here's a link to the album Luke w...

78 - Toy Story 4: Buzzin' Light Years 22.05.2024

The boys once again are subjected to Toy Story 4, this time with a renewed focus on Keanu Reeve's character, Duke Caboom! Yes, that's right. Things are about to get quite Canadian and extremely plastic up in here. Jokes include: A suggested remedy for sleepiness, more time in the Toyverse, the conundrum that is Forky, a return to the Mouse Hose and the finale of Lone, Leave or Love.

77 - Always Be My Maybe: The Diaper Destroyer 08.05.2024

The boys are headed on over to Always Be My Maybe this week, starring a lot of people that aren't Keanu Reeves. But also, Keanu Reeves is here! The chaps have a great watch this time with jokes including: Sam's caffeine journey, dancing while high, Gubi chairs, Luke's new glasses, casting Keanu in any movie and walk-on music for infants.

76 - John Wick 3: Weaponized Horses 24.04.2024

The boys are once again dipping into the world of high-class assassins and Gun-Fu, this time with John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum. Starring, of course, yer good boi Keanu Reeves. Jokes this week are thick on the ground, with topics including: Book Time with Barry O, the Good Good Book, visiting the VR gun range (and associated nausea), some extremely angry hot dogs, and Tim Robinson goes to chur...

75 - FEED UPDATE: Release Schedule Changes 17.04.2024

Luke gives a quick update on the future of Hanksy Panksy, but don't worry! It's all good news! No goofs this week, just a quick blast of info from the boys. Thanks for being such a lovely audience, and we'll catch you next week with John Wick: Chapter 3!

74 - Replicas: The Heart of Gengar 10.04.2024

The boys are once again heading in a sci-fi direction, this time with 2018's Replicas, starring yer boi Keanu Reeves. So clone your family and transfer your consciousness into a robot, things are about to get ultra techie with jokes including: More Pokemon talk, a plot thinner than pho steak, some ethical shenanigans, three beavers in a trench coat, and a special visit by the Wee Baby Keanu.

73 - HORROR HUT REUNION: The Neon Demon 03.04.2024

You read that right folks, the Horror Hut is back in session! This time covering a movie that Sam didn't wanna watch with (a little bit) of our good good boy Keanu Reeves. Throw on a super fancy outfit and walk the runway, with jokes and topics including: A toofie review, the ideal time to go to the movie theater, spicy brain food, breakdowns of various horror genres, and as always, more Randy Rul...

72 - Destination Wedding: Is Lamp? 27.03.2024

Pack a bag and head on down to California, because the boys are very much avoiding talking about Destination Wedding in this week's episode. Join the fellas as they round the corner and get a look at the home stretch of the Keanu season! Jokes including: TV Talk, more Lone-Love-Leave, a Hemsworth-sized extraction, one extremely haunted thatch roof and Sam has to be super quiet.

71 - Mazes & Monsters: Pass the Sturgeon 20.03.2024

It's an EXTRA special episode this week as the boy's dip once again into friendlier waters with TOM "NASTY MAN" HANKS! That's right, the chaps are watching a movie they overlooked, Mazes & Monsters. Put on a stupid hat, get out your gaming dice, and head on back to college for this victory lap, with jokes including: Luke's neighbors are up to something, a little bit of spicy content for the fo...

70 - Siberia: Tauntaun Stank 13.03.2024

The boys are back at it with Keanu again, this time covering Siberia. Throw on a coat and grab a bottle of vodka because we're going to ... largely avoid the movie! That's right, jokes and japes are mostly not centered on the grim deed itself, instead covering: Swinging for the fences with Game of Thrones, a fresh look at Dwayne, Luke's new books, Estonian tech companies, and the miracle of the fl...

69 - John Wick 2: Business or Pleasure? 06.03.2024

Finally the day we've all been waiting for has come! The boys have a full-on Wick Week this time with 2017's John Wick 2. That's right folks, things are murderous and explosive with jokes including: Sam's return to the gun range, Manitowoc's best crack shot, more movie guessin', a certain oddly-shaped knife with a flared base, and for the first time ever, a deep dive into the Wickverse.

68 - To The Bone: Stackhouse Blues 28.02.2024

The boys are teasing a John Wick watch by dodging it entirely this week. That's right, they've got one more surprise movie to do before The Big One, with 2017's To The Bone taking center stage this week. So put on a nice button-up and give some pretty terrible therapeutic advice, with jokes this week including: More Lone, Love & Leave, a Game of Thrones promise, Paul Rudd in an unexpected appe...

67 - The Bad Batch: Butt Steak 21.02.2024

The boys are continuing to revel in Sam's return, even though the movie itself? Bit of a challenging watch. Jump in a golf cart and drive through the wastelands of Texas, because it's time to boogie with 2016's The Bad Batch. Jokes this week include: The choicest (human) cuts, a certain desert factory, not enough extras, an agitated watch and more Lone, Leave & Love.

66 - The Whole Truth: French Gator Law 14.02.2024

Sam is fully back in the saddle and bringing SO MUCH Dad Energy. Join the fellas as they dissect this week's return to Keanu form with The Whole Truth. Jokes and japes include: Too many hours in a day, laugh experimentation, Jeffrey Bezbos' Wonderful World of Streaming, Sam Wick, and the Perjury Parish.

65 - Horror Hut Finale: Sam's Thinkin' He's Back 07.02.2024

In the Horror Hut finale, the WHOLE gang is taking a look at Scream, otherwise known as Scream 5. Yes, that's right folks: Sam is back in the saddle! Join Luke, Jaci & our newly-minted poppa Sam as they discuss: Bowl shenanigans, Santa Fe's high witness protection population, Amish popcorn, a distinct lack of Jiffy Pop and the scariest movies they've ever seen.

64 - Horror Hut: Silence of the Lambs 31.01.2024

Horror Hut returns with an extra spooky look at 1991's Silence of the Lambs. Put on a straight jacket and talk to a cannibal psychiatrist about Montana, because it's time to hear about another movie referenced in Scream! Jokes and japes this week include: Food TikTok with Hannibal Lecter, lots of TV talk, basement entomologists, wearing another man's face as your face, and voice impressions.

63 - Introducing: The Wee Baby Keanu! 24.01.2024

cw: miscarriage Hanksy Panksy and Sam (briefly) return for a sweet special! Listen along to Sam and McKenna recount the birth of their baby in this sappy and earnest episode. Topics include: pregnancy cravings, anxiety, hospital stays, c-sections, lots of crying, and a very special sandwich.

62 - Horror Hut: Frankenstein 17.01.2024

The Horror Hut returns while Sam is on parental leave, this week covering 1931's Universal classic Frankenstein! Spooks and scares abound, so put on a mad scientist outfit an reanimate a corpse while we cover: Totally Not Igor, the best character actor in 1931, Victor's stolen limelight, and being completely ready for your closeup.

61 - Horror Hut: Candyman 10.01.2024

The Horror Hut is back this week with a deep dive into the world of 1992's Candyman! Take a lot of photos and dress conservatively, because things are about to get spooky around these parts. Jokes and topics include: Mr. Macbeth, streaming service shenanigans, avoiding bathroom mirrors, a distaste for the phrase elevated horror, and professorial affairs -- literally!

Listen to the Hanksy Panksy podcast in Replaio

Radio and podcasts in one app - free, with no sign-up. Install today and do not miss the launch

Get it on Google Play

Replaio is not a podcast publisher; show names, artwork and audio belong to their authors and are distributed through public RSS feeds.