Hanksy Panksy

Get in a boat and crack open a coconut, the boys are headed to sea with 2016's Moana, starring Auliʻi Cravalho and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The goofs are wet and wild this week, with joke's including: a very special crab, child-proofing your movie, a stunning sequel pitch, and Too Much Tudyk Talk. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of clas...

The boys put on a disguise (and a fanny pack) to do some spying with 2016's Central Intelligence, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Kevin Hart, and special guest Aaron Paul! Enjoy a wealth of tangents as the fellas dodge the movie like Neo, with jokes including: How to properly cook beans, more plane talk with Sam, unicorn murder, a big truck tease, and way too much bumper sticker chatter. Menti...

The boys are a-quakin' and a-shakin' this week with 2015's San Andreas, starring big boi Dwayne, Carla Gugino, and Paul Giamatti. This one gets a bit rocky, with goofs including: confusing directions, more trucks, Paulie G, and a great new euphemism. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and my...

The boys are stuck with the Fast & Furious franchise once again, this time with Furious 7 starring ... you know, the usual suspects. Goshdangit if the boys don't try to make something out of this sludge pile, but folks, it's a tough one. This week's jokes include: not using a jack, flying cars, mini-gun physics, and barely-there Dwayne Johnson. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A p...

The boys perform some labors in talking about 2014's Hercules, with special guest (almost) Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain! Sell your sword for a bag of gold in this week's episode, with jokes including: Some super-sexualized tasks, a curious choice for facial hair, how many horses is too many horses, and Reflecto Nipples.  Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies,...

The boys strap into some very fast cars with this week's episode on Fast & Furious 6, starring ... well, you know! It's a Fast & Furious movie! Do some street racing with the lads as they cover topics including: Vin Diesel's weird relationship, another steak fight, the return of the Breakfast Wizard, and more plane talk with Sam. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast abou...

The boys start lifting heavy in this week's episode where they cover 2013's Pain & Gain, starring Mark Wahlberg, Anthony Mackie and ya boi Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Pack a bag full of weights and head on down to Florida with jokes this week including: patriotic hate crimes, the Rock doing some sick skateboard tricks, Ocean's 11 but dumber, and one heck of a workout with our man Dwayne. Mentio...

The boys head to the Big Apple for 2013's direct-to-DVD film, Empire State: starring Liam Hemsworth, Emma Roberts and yer boi "Dwayne" The Rock Johnson. They get down and dirty with some Queens accents, with jokes including: an incredibly stupid map, a robbery kink that keeps on giving, Hemsworth cloning technology, Dwyane's lack of choking out Sam, and even more Sex and the City talk.  Menti...

Hoo-ah! The boys ride out this week with G.I. Joe: Retalation, a 2013 flick with an ensemble cast, including yer boi Dwyane The Rock "Johnson." Get in the chopper and load up your guns, because this week's goofs include: Bruce Willis' weirdly stocked home, two new names for the boys, a very literal gunfight, and an Eyes Wide Shut thing with a motorcycle helmet. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced L...

The boys go hard with the DEA in 2013's Snitch, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Michael K. Williams, Susan Sarandon and Jon Bernthal. Jump on into the big rig and let's head down Mexico way with this week's goofs, including: Dwyane's biggest truck ever, some stand-up behavior, the efficacy of laugh tracks in 2022, and a brand new podcast for truckers. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightni...

Pack a bag for Palau, because this week the boys are flying over to Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, starring Dwayne The Rock "Johnson", Michael Caine, Josh Hutcherson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Luis Guzmán. Yes folks, it's a star-studded cast for the most controversial watch to-date. It's gonna be a bumpy ride, with jokes including: feeding the Rock's muscles, a boy who is very into books, exactly wh...

Put on your seatbelt because this week the boys are moving at speed and with ferocity in Fast Five, starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and yer boi "Dwayne" The Rock Johnson. Drift on into this week's episode with jokes including: a very wet man, a very dry man, the Hanksy Panksy heist family, dialog soup, some creative rebranding, and just heaping helpings of hot and thick pig milk. Mentioned in thi...

The boys get out of the slammer and hit the streets with a vengeance in 2010's Faster, starring Billy Bob Thornton and yer boi Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson. Things get a little out of hand in this comedy rampage, with jokes including: a Depends sponsorship, some new reflections on murder, a man that can seriously take a bullet, and some spicy romance advice from the fellas. Mentioned in this episode:...

The boys take a whole heaping helping of shrinking paste and zoom on into 2010's Tooth Fairy, starring yer boi Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson! Strap on some wings and fly along as they discuss topics like: more fairy tale collective bargaining, Zuckerberg the toothmeister, leprechaun perverts, and one very large gulp. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one...

Jingle your bells, because the boys are checking out 2020's Fatman, starring Mel Gibson and Walton Goggins. Ride along in the sleigh for a Christmas Special featuring: Lil Ben Shapiro, contract labor, whether or not to shoot Santa, lots of Goggins Goo and a sequel pitch for the ages. It's that time of year ... the time to Hanksy Panksy! Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about...

Put on your spacesuit (again), because the boys are heading to 2009's Planet 51, an extraterrestrial movie for kids! Starring Jessica Biel, Justin Long, and yer boi Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson! Remember to put on your helmet, because this week's goofs include: The UFO North Korea, lots of pollen chatter, equal rights for pants, product placement gone wrong, and Into the Glorpverse! Mentioned in this...

The boys take a cab all the way to victory this week, as they explore 2009's Race to Witch Mountain, starring yer boi Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson! Experience the thrills and spills as the chaps deal with topics like: Sam's horrible cold, similarities to other Disney films, Fortnights(?), and going full Eleven on some folks. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies,...

The boys put on their cellphone shoes and finest gadget suits, because this week they're watching 2008's Get Smart, starring Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, and yer boi Dwyane Johnson. Commandeer a car and ride along with this week's set of goofs, including: Protective hair spray, an old man fight, an extremely good kiss, Bill Murray in a tree, and very specific agent numbers. Mentioned in this episo...

The boys once again slap on some pads, but this time to do some parenting! Play along as they explore 2007's The Game Plan, starring Dwayne Johnson, Madison Pettis, and Kyra Sedgwick. This episode's goofs are PG rated, and include: A whole lotta Elvis, some very special burgers, Sam's geriatric watch, and the Adonis of the ballet. Programming Note: Sometimes Luke's audio cut out and he couldn't he...

The boys put on some pads and smack each other real good with this week's entry, 2006's Gridiron Gang. Join them and Dwyane The Rock Johnson as they dissect the ins and outs of: A piss bottle, football movies, Barrington Proud Boys and the heat of a generic grundle. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots abou...

The boys get all confused and befuddled by 2006's Southland Tales, starring Dwayne Johnson, Sarah Michelle Geller and Seann William Scott. Ride along as they explore possibly the worst movie ever made, with jokes including: One very scared Rock face, RoboCop back in action, the mating practices of cars, and a whole bunch of monkey souls crammed in a time rift. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Li...

The boys put on some UV suits and head out into the 150-degree heat this week with 2021's Finch, starring ... Tom Hanks! Yes, you read that right: America's Daddy is back in action, and the lads are right there with him. Jokes include: Tom's very fancy suit, the death of a friend, Dune crossovers, and Tim Apple's big, big movie. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths,...

Grab a really large gun and head over to Mars for this mission: the boys are watching 2005's Doom, starring Rosamund Pike, Karl Urban, and yer boi Dwayne The Rock Johnson. It's a wet and wild episode this week, with goofs including: yet another Nasty Man, the wrong way to eat an orange, an extended FPS sequence, and even more gun family history with the Rock! Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lig...

Grab your fanciest hat and put on some shades, 'cus we're going to Hollywood this week with 2005's Be Cool! Starring John Travolta, Uma Thurman and -- you guessed it -- our boy Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Jokes include: when it's appropriate to dance, the Rock's Locks, what animals the Rock could fight, and a peculiar pumpkin patch advertisement. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcas...

The boys clean up the streets in 2004's Walking Tall, starring everybody's favorite igneous invention, the Rock! This one goes deep in the paint on some knuckle-splitting action, with jokes including: a very wrong way to take a shower, a large plank of wood, the Rock as a lover, and a sheer lack of physical distance.  Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies...