FREAKQUELS Podcast

This week, EJ and Rory test their new resurrection reagent on a couple of corpses that Rory had stashed away in his baseme…the morgue to help them review the gonzo horror classic, “ RE-ANIMATOR!” Who needs a guest when they’ve got corpses?

This week on FREAKQUELS, the past has come back to haunt the gang as Art the Clown’s lawyer Brent Wilson has issued a lawsuit against EJ and Rory for not paying their bill and trashing the bathroom at the Clown Cafe! The boys can simply pay their debt or review the gore-fest “TERRIFIER 3” with Mr. Wilson and Mr. Clown. Having blown their savings investing in pyrite, the boys agree to review the fi...

(In Rod Serling's voice) You unlock this door with the key of stupidity. Beyond it is a dimension where EJ, Rory, young Vince, and Jay Salerno discuss the horror anthology, "TWILIGHT ZONE: THE MOVIE." You enter this dimension and are served a gumbo of idiotic commentary that will turn even the sanest traveler into a stark-raving madman. You've just crossed over into...the FREAKQUELS ZONE!

NosFERRETu has returned, biting the ankles of peasants and transforming them into vampiric ferrets! After learning there’s a bounty for its staking, EJ and Rory decide to get in on some of that sweet sweet reward money! Before waging war with the little guy, vampire expert Elle Snow prepares the boys for the horrors to come by having them study one of the greatest vampire films of all time, “NOSFE...

Happy NEW YEARS FREAKQUENTS and welcome to SEASON 3! This week, a string of New Year-themed murders have occurred and EJ once again suspects Rory since he’s generally found guilty of such things. Will EJ confront Rory about his murderous ways or will he let it be someone else’s problem since he needs a buddy to review the forgotten 80’s horror gem “NEW YEAR’S EVIL”  with? Priorities! 

Merry Christmas, Freakquents! On a VERY special holiday episode, SANTA BILLY leaves the gang a Mathew Renaldi underneath the tree, complete with a Yuletide classic to review. So, gather around the fireplace as Mr. Renaldi regales EJ and Rory with a film that celebrates the true meaning of Christmas, Bob Clark’s horror masterpiece, “BLACK CHRISTMAS!” 

Money is tight this holiday season so EJ and Rory are forced to babysit Leo for his father Shane Purdy. There’s only one catch, Leo would like to review the flick “BETTER WATCH OUT” (aka babysitter nightmare fuel) and then test out all of the Home Alone traps on the FREAKQUELS gang to see if they work the way they do in the movie. Will Rory and EJ put themselves through terrible abuse for a minima...

SLAY bells won’t ring this holiday season since FREAKQUELS favored Mogwai EJ Leeson has multiplied due to a watery slip-and-slide mishap! Since the batch of Leesons refuse to watch anything other than Snow White, Rory invites smokeless ashtray enthusiast Casey Clocker over to discuss a creature feature that hits close to home right now, “GREMLINS.”

It’s truly GARBAGE DAY as Rory and EJ visit film critic David Gonzalez to review all 20% of the new footage shot for the Christmas slasher anomaly, “SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT PART 2!” 

Happy Thanksgiving, FREAKQUENTS!!! On a VERY special episode of FREAKQUELS, Turkey Day enthusiast Carl Mills invites EJ and Rory over for dinner to show off his brand-new John Carver mask and to discuss the Eli Roth joint, “THANKSGIVING!” He certainly doesn’t plan to feed them a freshly baked young Vince and then meticulously murder them…we think?

Along with her mystery key filled with sweet sweet savior blood, Kaitlin Reckless brings her demon drama to the sleepy town of Wormwood where Ej and Rory are lying low to avoid having to pay back crippling gambling debt! In exchange for their help against the forces of darkness, Kaitlin agrees to discuss the forgotten horror gem, “TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT!” 

Having been missing from the “hit” show FREAKQUELS for weeks now, the ghostly visage of young Vince putting up drywall has been discovered in numerous photographs! Desperately wanting to summon their baby boy to discuss the SPOOKY mockumentary “LAKE MUNGO”, EJ and Rory hire paranormal investigator, Meggie Roche to contact the little jerk so they can get their review on! 

This week, Swartz Dreamboat invites EJ and Rory to a filthy boxing ring to commentate on the epic SLASH of the Titans, “FREDDY VS. JASON!”

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, FREAKQUENTS!!! In an attempt to have a safe evening during the SPOOKIEST night of the year, film critic extraordinaire DAVID GONZALEZ invites the FREAKQUELS gang out for a lowkey evening at that weird Victorian version of the Myers house to discuss the polarizing slasher flick, “HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS!” Somehow Palpatine didn't return to watch this entry...

On an extra SPOOOOKY episode of SHEQUELS, Robyn, Elle, and Meggie accidentally conjure up the jerks from the "hit" podcast, FREAKQUELS! Black magic, am I right? Rather than do the right thing and simply kill the trash-eating otherwordly morons, the coven instead invites Rory and EJ to join them by the CAULDRON to discuss the BEWITCHING holiday classic, "HOCUS POCUS!" Oh, and somehow Palpatine retu...

The SPOOKY HALLOWEEN festivities continue as METAL MESSIAH Jon Snow and TERMITE SATAN invite Rory and EJ up to HULL HOUSE for a HALLOWEEN PARTY and to review the punk rock horror romp, “NIGHT OF THE DEMONS!”

This week, the HALLOWEEN festivities take a back seat as suspicions of EJ having turned blood-sucking vampire have reached a critical mass! In need of answers and someone to discuss the comedic vampire romp "ONCE BITTEN" with, Rory calls in resident vamp expert Elle Snow to determine if EJ’s desire to dress in black, sleep in a trunk, and drink glasses of sweet sweet bovine blood are that of a nos...

SEASONS GREETINGS, FREAKQUENTS! To help young Vince learn the magic of the HALLOWEEN SEASON, Rory and EJ enlist the help of laundry expert Daryll Phillips and a playfully demonic pumpkin spirit named Sam to discuss the Halloween holiday love letter grafted onto celluloid, “TRICK ‘R TREAT!”  FUN FACT: Terrified of the film, young Vince wet himself so Rory and EJ looked the other way while Sam beat...

This week, young Vince is missing and all eyes are on the suspicious-looking, (probably) serial killer doll Leo and Shane Purdy brought in to discuss the king of all murderous toy films, “CHILD’S PLAY!” Oh, and somehow Palpatine returned! 

Wanting to go method, guest Justin O'Hearn and the gang decide to review “THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT” within the woods of Burkittsville Maryland where they become convinced a witch has trapped them within a labyrinth of never-ending forest. As it turns out, they’re just unbelievably stupid and got lost. Find out the fate of these morons wherever you listen to your podcasts!

Happy FRIDAY THE 13TH!!! To celebrate their first official year together, Mike Vinci and the gang drop an extra special bonus episode of FREAKQUELS to thank their fans, the almighty FREAKQUENCY!  So sit back, pop on your favorite hockey mask, and enjoy a review for the quintessential slasher flick of the ’80s, “FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER!”

After being a little ankle-biting werewolf jerk for the better part of a year, Rory and EJ decide to cancel young Vince’s trip to Disney World. Instead, they take the fleabag to Captain Swortz “Chris” Dreamboat’s Museum of Monsters and Madmen . It may not be the Magic Kingdom, but it does come complete with a complementary bucket of fried chicken and a review of Rob Zombie’s debut shocker, “HOUSE...

After walking in on his grandparent’s questionable act of (nervously clears his throat) lovemaking, young Vince turns to the gang with questions about the birds and the bees! Rather than having any meaningful discussion on the matter, EJ and Rory invite Shannon Buckley over to discuss Ti West's slasher throwback “X” in hopes that little jerk Vince will figure sussudioing out by himself.

Exhausted from being mercilessly shunted, the Freakquels gang desperately needs a form of relaxation that only the DEATH SPA can provide! After reviewing the cult classic of the same name in perfect tranquility, owners Joe Petitto and Mike Vinci give the gang the shunting of a lifetime, free with membership! 

This week, the bozos over at FREAKQUELS invite film critic David Gonzalez to review Brian Yuzna’s body horror bonanza, "SOCIETY" via SKYPE! Afterward, the gang heads to a “special” party where the GHOULISH guests SHUNT young Vince within an inch of his life!