FREAKQUELS Podcast

This week on another SPOOKY episode of FREAKQUELS, Rory, Jay Salerno, and friend of the show Greg Caldwell take 3 time loser Jack-o under their wing to help him get his life together. Feeling he’s lost his way in an endless pursuit of drugs, money, and women, the gang has him watch his biopic “JACK-O” in hopes of returning their demonic pumpkin pal to his former glory!

On an extra SPOOKY Halloween episode of FREAKQUELS, Rory and EJ have joined Hell’s army after learning about the dental plan it offers. Now Metal Messiah and co-worker Sister Gloria can either convert them back to the light or review the gonzo sequel, “NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 2!” Why not do both? Because shut up that’s why! Anywho, after much deliberation, they have chosen the review. I mean, the ligh...

Happy SPOOKY SEASON to all who celebrate! This week, Rory is overwhelmed with the holiday spirit so he got some of his fellow maniacs a job at the local haunted attraction, and not only that, he got Aliah and EJ free tickets to see it! Sure many of the guests disappear never to be seen again, but let’s not blame Stabby Joe…even if he’s covered in a lot of blood screaming, “No meds, just deads!” An...

On a very special episode of FREAKQUELS, EJ and Rory open up about their traumatic experience working with the sociopathic star of the cherished animated feature, “THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER.” 

27 years ago, EJ, Rory, and Corinne DeNinno made a promise to return to the small town of Derry if the demonic clown they brutally murdered as children ever returned. I mean, they hope he was demonic… and not just wearing intense makeup. Come to think of it, they were at a haunted attraction and there was zero evidence that the clown was dangerous. Huh…poor Bozo. Anywho, feeling remorse is for suc...

This week on the FREAKQUELS, EJ and Rory have turned into sensual metal men so of course they must battle for supremacy! How they got this way is a tale as wild as “TETSUO: THE IRON MAN”, a film that Marcie Riebe and Lou LaLonde are watching to get ideas on how to help revert the boys back to their fleshy flesh forms. God, this show is stupid…

This week on FREAKQUELS, EJ and Rory have opened a juke joint specifically for rowdy vampires! You’d think having their clientele feed on them from time to time was the worst part of this experience, but it’s not! Not by a long shot! Get this, it turns out these undead deadbeats are lousy tippers! You can’t tell me some jerk called the Count doesn’t have deep pockets! Anywho, EJ and Rory are 100%...

It’s that time of year again when the demons go back to school! Unfortunately six of them have been using EJ as a vessel to pursue scholastic excellence! Feeling there’s far too many voices on the podcast right now, Rory has turned to Megan Johnson to help him exorcise those freeloading demons from the nether regions of the Leeson. Feeling that the exorcism was taking way too much effort, Megan an...

Camp Freakquels just got a little more spirited, kids! EJ and Rory forgot to spray for Cheerleaders and now there’s an infestation consuming the grounds! Overwhelmed, EJ, Rory, and survivor Greg Caldwell bunker down in a cabin to review the only film the squad would allow, “CHEERLEADER CAMP!”

This week, resident maniac Ross Jones uses his dark Jones magic to force EJ and Rory to walk through the silver screen to make the boys live out a slasher film based on his life, “FINAL GIRLS!” Will the FREAKQUELS duo survive the ordeal, or will they be added to Ross’s ever growing body count? Find out this week on another episode of CAMP FREEEAAAAKQUELS!!!!

It’s week two of CAMP FREAKQUELS and things aren’t going so well for America’s favorite scumbags! After pulling some truly shady stuff to beat some toddlers during the annual FREAKQUELS boat race, EJ, Rory, and Metal Messiah Jon Snow have decided to take a victory lap around the lake. Unfortunately for the trio, the lake is one of those weird Friday the 13th Part 8 bodies of water that spill direc...

Welcome back to CAMP FREAKQUELS, the camp where getting your kids back alive isn’t a guarantee! I mean, this place has been body bag central ever since we hired head sack Greg Caldwell! To help minimize the casualties, smoke show Brent Wilson plans to distract Greg by having him watch and review Jason Voorhees’s first outing as an adult, “FRIDAY THE 13TH: PART II!”Sadly that’s only 87 minutes of p...

This week on FREAKQUELS, Rory, EJ, and guest Christopher Alu have collectively lost the will to live! Is it because Mother Nature is currently emitting a deadly airborne neurotoxin causing mass suicides or is it because they have to watch and review the infamous M. Night  Shyamalan flick, “THE HAPPENING.” I could tell you the answer…but I don’t want to be mean.

After a long day of go-go dancing, the Shequels head out to the desert to find adventure, action, and an old misogynist’s fortune. So don your driving gloves, your tightest outfit, and put your prize stopwatch on the line as we speed off into “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

EJ and Rory have moved into a quiet suburb to get away from the agony of life’s hustle and bustle. Neighbors Brad Parks and Gregory Leeson think the FREAKQUELS duo is weird (and right to feel that way) so they invite them over to watch “THE ‘BURBS” as a peace offering so no harm comes to them. Rory and EJ hurt them anyway.

This week, EJ and Rory are looking to build brand new headquarters for the pod! As luck would have it, a group of horribly annoying influencers has purchased a small town in Texas and are offering up an elderly woman’s home for a low low price! Sure she still lives there, but that’s what throwing her in the dust and stealing her house is for! Anywho, I guess Leatherface has some kind of stupid att...

This week, EJ and Rory are joined by Justin and Briana on an expedition to Antarctica! The problem is, one of these jerks rented their body out as a vacation spot to an alien keen on doing some sightseeing! Not wanting to get eviscerated again, the gang agrees to perform an alien identification test! While awaiting the results, the gang discusses John Carpenter’s FX masterpiece, “THE THING!” By th...

This week on FREAKQUELS, the suspiciously vampiric Bobby Keller has invited EJ and Rory to a podcast convention out in the isolated town of Jerusalem's Lot! Problem is, there’s no signs of an event and the majority of the residents just glare hungrily at EJ and Rory’s neck while licking their lips. They’re either dealing with vampires or filthy perverts, but they don’t have the time to figure that...

This week, the FBI has confiscated all the FREAKQUELS recordings…for reasons to be announced. Anywho, since the man is depriving them their sweet sweet pod cash, EJ and Rory take jobs at a local supermarket where a wildly vicious serial killer is picking off the staff one by one. Knowing that a slain staff equates to some pretty solid job security, survivor Joshua Lizasuain hides away in a stockro...

This week, the jerks over at FREAKQUELS are faced with a film that’s so out there and downright weird that even an inappropriately placed Necronomicon couldn’t give them the power to review it properly. With their backs against the wall, EJ and Rory placed a call to the boys over at REEL CHRONICLES and they answered just in time to help them properly review the blackest of black sheep sequels, “JA...

This week on the hit show FREAKQUELS, powerhouse Jeff Boam joins everyone’s favorite jerks to review the classic Todd Browning effort, “FREAKS!” We accept Jeff, we accept Jeff. One of us, one of us. Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble. 

This week on FREAKQUELS, PROM is in full swing! The only problem is that the dance is Texas Chainsaw Massacre themed and everyone is wearing each other’s face so no one knows where their dates are! Until the confusion is sorted out, Rory, EJ, Greg Caldwell, and Brent Wilson chill at the loser table and discuss one of the weirdest sequels ever made, “THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION...

This week on an extra special PROM episode of FREAKQUELS, the dastardly Elle and Jon Snow have rigged the ballots so that EJ and Rory will be named king and queen of the jerks! Once on stage, the Snows plan to dump pigs blood on Rory and EJ because…ya know...cruelty. To kill time until they execute their nefarious deed, the Snows discuss the Brian De Palma masterpiece, “CARRIE!” EJ and Rory also d...

EJ’s filled with space slugs…again! This normally wouldn’t be an issue, but he’s making it Rory, Greg Caldwell, Jay Salerno, and Megan Elizabeth’s problem by getting them all infested and the like. It has been proven by scientists that slug infested cinephiles love reviewing the movie “NIGHT OF THE CREEPS” so that’s what we’re doing this week, jerks! 

It’s prom night on FREAKQUELS and EJ, Rory, Marnie Azzarelli, and Justin O'Hearn have rented a limo together! Tonight will surely be a magical evening filled with wonderful memories that will last a lifetime. However…there are growing concerns about Rory’s attire. His sparkly black ski mask isn’t traditionally considered formal…nor is the chilling bloodlust in his eyes. To relieve the tension-...