Episodes

148 - Golden Oldies [Patreon Preview] 07.02.2023 3:24

Charles and Alex explore popular music from a time when every lyricist wrote like Ned Flanders. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78375680

147 - Every Radiohead Album Ranked! (ft. Pat Daugherty) 27.01.2023 1:01:28

Pat Daugherty (@RotoPat) joins Charles, Alex, and the all-knowing AutoCritic A.I. to learn the true objective worth of every Radiohead album.

146 - Catfishing an Old Lady with a Picture of Bob Dylan 20.01.2023 56:15

Charles and Alex imagine if Bob Dylan's motorcycle sounded like he does and bring out the AutoCritic A.I. to learn the objective scores for a bunch of Byrds songs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

145 - Fortune House 2 (ft. Robin Hatch) [Patreon Preview] 10.01.2023 8:26

Robin Hatch (@robinhatch) joins Charles and Alex to massacre classic songs and cook chicken cordon bleu. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/77061558

144 - The TT Freak Hitmaker 28.12.2022 57:37

Charles and Alex check in on Akon City and finally reach the conclusion of Weezer's SZNZ EPs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

143 - Build Your Last Days Library! 20.12.2022 59:02

Charles and Alex listen to Soulja Boy's Limewire collab and read through Rivers Cuomo's A.I. generated tweets. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

142 - Dylan's Signature Goes Electric 13.12.2022 55:42

Charles and Alex talk about reactionaries reinventing old Beatles conspiracy theories and Bob Dylan faking signatures on his $600 book. More Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

141 - Jay Z Did 9/11 [Patreon Preview] 06.12.2022 3:59

Charles and Alex listen to Hollywood Vampires and speculate about which musicians might be responsible for 9/11. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/75588898

140 - Doggyland 23.11.2022 57:37

Charles and Alex check out Snoop Dogg's new music for babies. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

139 - Of Musicians and Managers (ft. Arlen Thompson) 16.11.2022 1:01:40

Arlen Thompson (@le_petit_trek) joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to discuss the perilous economics of touring and the changing nature of making a living as an artist. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

138 - Adult Gerber Babies [Patreon Preview] 08.11.2022 5:17

Charles and Alex dream of becoming spokesmen for Gerber baby food and discover a bunch of unlicensed crap on Amazon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74403272

137 - Party Till I Stop (ft. @tom_on_here) 28.10.2022 56:03

Charles, Alex, and Tom write a chart topping dance song to make the club go crazy. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

136 - Chud Sexton & Bootleg Barneys 21.10.2022 1:01:47

Charles, Alex, and Dan read about 311's Q-pilled drummer, watch a sax performance from Bill Clinton's Inaugural, and check out a Barney superfan's collection. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

135 - Dippy Do Dinosaur Dance [Patreon Preview] 07.10.2022 6:22

Charles and Alex dig into The Wiggles' discography and wonder why Pitchfork's revised Best Albums of the '90s list doesn't include any music for babies. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73016421

134 - Glazed Hog 23.09.2022 58:40

Charles and Alex read Metalhead Zone recaps of Twitter beef between 60-year-old men and check in on Weezer's Autumn EP. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

AutoCritic 36: Every Weezer Album RANKED! [Patreon Preview] 21.09.2022 5:41

Charles and Alex turn to the all-knowing A.I. to render its judgement on the entire Weezer catalog. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72296996

133 - God Save Tommy Lee 16.09.2022 55:25

Charles and Alex discuss musicians' reactions to the very timely passing of the Queen and wonder what's on Tommy Lee's OnlyFans. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

132 - Nathfield of Dreams (Part 2) (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld) [Patreon Preview] 02.09.2022 7:52

Raina Douris (@RahRahRaina) and Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) join us for marketing tips and Hollywood tales from the Garfield Eats founder's memoir. Full Episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71433886

131 - Nathfield of Dreams (Part 1) (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld) 26.08.2022 58:24

Raina Douris (@RahRahRaina) and Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) join us as we delve into a memoir by the founder of Garfield Eats. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

130 - The Sexy New Guys (ft. Kurt Feldman) 12.08.2022 58:47

Kurt Feldman (@icechoir) joins Charles and Alex to talk about his production on E1's boy band song. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/

129 - The Golden Goose [Patreon Preview] 05.08.2022 5:56

Charles, Alex, and Dan try to recall the fable of the golden goose and examine whether America rocked hard enough against Trump. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70111808

128 - Falstaff Makes Me Happy 26.07.2022 57:03

Charles and Alex dig into Weezer's 2020s albums. Plus Nicki Minaj goes Eric Alper and Akoin really does exist. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

127 - Return to Akon City 18.07.2022 58:34

Charles and Alex check in on Akon's utopian crypto cities in Senegal and Uganda. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

126 - Super Saiyan Chuckie Finster [Patreon Preview] 08.07.2022 6:17

Charles, Alex, and Dan outline a credible theory about who specifically got all these celebs into Bored Apes and talk about the new E1 album. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68833327

125 - Biuyiuyuitiful (ft. @JucheMane) 21.06.2022 1:05:02

Nick joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to make the case that Chris Martin is the new Barney. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit