Episodes

136 - Chud Sexton & Bootleg Barneys 21.10.2022 1:01:47

Charles, Alex, and Dan read about 311's Q-pilled drummer, watch a sax performance from Bill Clinton's Inaugural, and check out a Barney superfan's collection. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

135 - Dippy Do Dinosaur Dance [Patreon Preview] 07.10.2022 6:22

Charles and Alex dig into The Wiggles' discography and wonder why Pitchfork's revised Best Albums of the '90s list doesn't include any music for babies. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73016421

134 - Glazed Hog 23.09.2022 58:40

Charles and Alex read Metalhead Zone recaps of Twitter beef between 60-year-old men and check in on Weezer's Autumn EP. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

AutoCritic 36: Every Weezer Album RANKED! [Patreon Preview] 21.09.2022 5:41

Charles and Alex turn to the all-knowing A.I. to render its judgement on the entire Weezer catalog. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72296996

133 - God Save Tommy Lee 16.09.2022 55:25

Charles and Alex discuss musicians' reactions to the very timely passing of the Queen and wonder what's on Tommy Lee's OnlyFans. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

132 - Nathfield of Dreams (Part 2) (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld) [Patreon Preview] 02.09.2022 7:52

Raina Douris (@RahRahRaina) and Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) join us for marketing tips and Hollywood tales from the Garfield Eats founder's memoir. Full Episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71433886

131 - Nathfield of Dreams (Part 1) (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld) 26.08.2022 58:24

Raina Douris (@RahRahRaina) and Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) join us as we delve into a memoir by the founder of Garfield Eats. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

130 - The Sexy New Guys (ft. Kurt Feldman) 12.08.2022 58:47

Kurt Feldman (@icechoir) joins Charles and Alex to talk about his production on E1's boy band song. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/

129 - The Golden Goose [Patreon Preview] 05.08.2022 5:56

Charles, Alex, and Dan try to recall the fable of the golden goose and examine whether America rocked hard enough against Trump. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70111808

128 - Falstaff Makes Me Happy 26.07.2022 57:03

Charles and Alex dig into Weezer's 2020s albums. Plus Nicki Minaj goes Eric Alper and Akoin really does exist. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

127 - Return to Akon City 18.07.2022 58:34

Charles and Alex check in on Akon's utopian crypto cities in Senegal and Uganda. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

126 - Super Saiyan Chuckie Finster [Patreon Preview] 08.07.2022 6:17

Charles, Alex, and Dan outline a credible theory about who specifically got all these celebs into Bored Apes and talk about the new E1 album. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68833327

125 - Biuyiuyuitiful (ft. @JucheMane) 21.06.2022 1:05:02

Nick joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to make the case that Chris Martin is the new Barney. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

124 - Johnny Rotten Spent $15,000 on Game of War 14.06.2022 57:40

Charles, Alex, and Dan talk about Johnny Rotten spending over $15,000 on pay-to-win iPad games and take a 2000s indie rock quiz. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

123 - One Chord and the Truth [Patreon Preview] 03.06.2022 4:25

Charles, Alex, and Dan redesign the American flag, imagine a venue with a swimming pool in the pit, and discuss Dan's pedalboard for Wolf Parade's recent Apologies shows. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67305746

122 - Ape-ocalypse 16.05.2022 1:01:25

Charles, Alex, and Dan explore the tepid Bored Ape music scene. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

121 - Raised By Boomers [Patreon Preview] 09.05.2022 5:25

Charles and Alex check in on the latest from country music Youtuber Buddy Brown. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66212383

120 - Basement Family (ft. @thevillainjoel) 29.04.2022 1:00:52

Charles, Alex, and Joel wonder if Future got hacked (turns out he didn't), check in on CryptoBatz, and discuss Joel's new album as Basement Family. Basement Family album on bandcamp: https://basementfamily.bandcamp.com/ BF on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3nsOUsEOK0x2R7ePydg62K Fortune Kit on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

119 - Neighborhood #5 (Aqua Dracula) 20.04.2022 1:02:19

Dan tells Charles and Alex about his travels since joining Arcade Fire. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

118 - I'm at the Combination Yum! Yum! 16.04.2022 53:49

Charles and Alex imagine a combination Taco Bell law firm and listen to Kid Rock's new album. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

117 - We Beefin [Patreon Preview] 08.04.2022 3:08

Charles and Alex listen to fast-food themed music from Wendy's, Arby's, Hamburger Helper, and Justin Timberlake. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64897421

116 - Billy Joel Kool-Aid Man 29.03.2022 58:53

Charles and Alex consider whether the King of Pop should be a hereditary title and discover Justin Timberlake's full-length song based on the McDonald's jingle. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

115 - N Boys 22.03.2022 53:57

Charles and Alex go down a boy band wormhole. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

114 - Miller Lite Fender Squier 11.03.2022 52:38

Charles, Alex, and Dan covet a Miller Lite guitar and discuss Epic's acquisition of Bandcamp. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

113 - BiteFest [Patreon Preview] 04.03.2022 5:22

Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss Ozzy Osbourne's CryptoBatz NFTs and Kanye's Stem Player. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/63377515