Episodes

112 - The Hall 25.02.2022 57:40

Charles, Alex, and Dan fix the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and contemplate an insufferable Indie Rock Hall of Fame. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

111 - Two Six Packs Away 15.02.2022 56:58

Charles and Dan enlist the all-knowing A.I. to judge a variety of trucker anthems. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

110 - Pod Caste (ft. Big Dave) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive] 08.02.2022 7:04

Big Dave (@exMalwa) joins Charles and Alex to defend Drake, shit on NFTs (except TopShots), and create his own caste system. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/62298332

109 - Sexy Lady Star 25.01.2022 1:05:19

Charles, Alex, and Dan listen to a selection of songs by Chief Kooffreh. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

108 - Big Bungalow (ft. Raina Douris) 14.01.2022 1:04:31

Charles, Alex, and Dan test Raina Douris' Canadian music knowledge and read some interesting facts about her online. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

107 - Pop Quiz [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive] 07.01.2022 8:22

Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss new TV shows about Tommy Lee and Bored Apes then take a series of music quizzes. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60864193

106 - Cali Vibes 31.12.2021 55:25

Charles and Alex run Radiohead vocals through Songsmith, get up to date on Tommy Lee, stumble onto the Krassensteins' latest grift, and discuss Sublime. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

105 - Degrinchification 24.12.2021 1:01:58

Charles, Alex, and Dan enjoy a selection of Christmas songs from old favorites and new artists alike. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

104 - Songsmith Vs. A.I. [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive] 03.12.2021 3:50

Charles, Alex, and Dan reveal their A.I. generated songs made with last week's A.I. lyrics. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/59481367 Charles' band Solipse is playing at the Hideout in Chicago on December 6. Tickets here: https://bit.ly/31nmvIA

103 - Put Them Speakers on Poop 26.11.2021 58:43

Charles, Alex, and Dan explore the promise of A.I. music, generating song lyrics about Christmas, California, and poop. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

102 - Rat-Arsed Off Port and 7 Up 12.11.2021 1:01:15

Charles and Alex figure out which substances give you the creativity to write specific songs and look forward to the supergroup of NFT apes hatched in a corporate boardroom. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

101 - Insulin Cigarette [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive] 02.11.2021 6:01

Charles and Alex discuss which living musicians are actually dead and which dead ones are actually alive. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58221213

100 - Okay Computer (ft. Branson) 22.10.2021 56:41

When the album-reviewing A.I. (@necrobranson) comes to life on the playground, Charles, Alex, and Dan seek its wisdom to score many albums and music-related food items. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

99 - Fortune House (ft. Patrick Stickles) 12.10.2021 1:03:16

Patrick Stickles (@TitusAndronicus) drops by Fortune House to jam a few songs and cook spaghetti bolognese with Charles, Alex, and Dan. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

98 - Music Prompts for Homeschoolers [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive] 05.10.2021 6:42

Charles, Alex, and Dan answer music-related writing prompts designed for homeschooled kids. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57037917

97 - Fortune Kit Goes to Space (ft. Patrick Doran) 28.09.2021 1:02:07

Patrick (@lunch_enjoyer) joins Charles and Alex to watch Barney Goes to Space dubbed in Arabic.

96 - "I'm Not Sure I Can Tell You the Difference Between Iraq and Iran" 14.09.2021 55:16

Charles, Alex, and Dan sift through Clear Channel's list of songs not to be played on the radio after 9/11. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

95 - Boss D.J. 08.09.2021 54:17

Charles, Alex, and Dan listen to music made by CEOs, billionaires, and the Secretary of State. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

94 - Prescription Hot Sauce [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive] 01.09.2021 3:40

Charles, Alex, and Dan imagine bands selling college dorm posters as merch, discuss self-indulgent songs about being on tour, and remember that U2 album that was forced onto everyone's phones. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55647134

93 - Palma's Infinite Disco (ft. Palma) 25.08.2021 37:27

Palma (@sweetxpalma) presents a playlist of his favorite Brazilian tracks from the '70s to the present. Tracklist: (Intro) Odair Jose - Nunca Mais (1976) 01. Helio Matheus - Eu, Réu, Me Condeno (1977) 02. Marcio Lott - Tema De Baby (1972) 03. Ana Mazzotti - Io Sono Io (1973-1978) 04. Don Burrows and the Brazilian Connection - Lembrando Ed Kleiger (1978) 05. Marcos Resende & Index - Vidigal (1978)...

92 - The Squeezed Bladder 17.08.2021 59:17

Charles, Alex, and Dan weigh the benefits of discovering bands 10 years late and fill out their ballots for Pitchfork's people's list. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

91 - Podcast in a Bubble [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive] 04.08.2021 3:43

Charles, Alex, and Dan revisit the very short-lived MTV series Band in a Bubble. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54524101

90 - They Would Should Fuck Love to Ozzy 27.07.2021 57:06

Charles, Alex, and Dan round up recent articles and imagine ways to sabotage bands. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

89 - Soothing Sounds for Baby 20.07.2021 1:03:40

Charles, Alex, and Dan stumble onto the unique musical legacy of Raymond Scott. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

88 - Hether Fortune Kit (ft. Hether Fortune) 13.07.2021 1:06:45

Hether Fortune (@unhinged_adult) joins us to discuss "the Airbnb for gigs," listening to click tracks like songs, and getting angry onstage. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/