Episodes

160 - Bob Dylan's $21 Million Green Room Lion Meat (ft. Alex Branson) 16.05.2023 59:17

Alex Branson (@necrobranson) joins Charles and Alex in wondering whether Bob Dylan has a taste for exotic meats. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

159 - Even Tony Stark Can’t Resist Headbanging to This Classic Riff [Patreon Preview] 05.05.2023 4:24

Charles and Alex catch up on the latest about Meghan Trainor's anatomy and consider the 15 best songs of all time according to an A.I.-written article. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82563904

158 - Kentucky State of Mind (ft. Julian Feeld) 28.04.2023 1:03:13

Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) joins Charles and Alex to listen to presidential campaign themes from throughout American history. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

157 - ABCs Shootout 21.04.2023 1:00:14

Charles and Alex have a musical shootout to find the best version of the ABC song and listen to some of the hottest children's music in the game. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

156 - Kelly Singer Clarkson Hat Flat-Brimmed Hat 14.04.2023 1:00:48

Charles and Alex find out that Motley Crue is feuding, Amazon sells cool hats, and the OK Go guy is making a Beanie Baby movie with Al Gore's daughter. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

155 - The Hot Brown Duke [Patreon Preview] 05.04.2023 3:15

Charles and Alex learn about an opportunity to create a bonsai garden with Tommy Lee and find out whether Mick Fleetwood could go band for band with Pete Wentz. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81089785

154 - Eric Alper Cheat Sheet 28.03.2023 59:25

Charles and Alex worry that A.I. listicles may threaten the integrity of Eric Alper's prompts. Plus there is news of an 8-year-old rap god emerging in Pakistan. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

153 - Good Secrets! Bad Secrets! (ft. Cameron Fetter) 21.03.2023 1:04:30

Cameron Fetter (@nibiru_TRUTH) joins Charles and Alex to learn a lesson about molestation from '80s child sitcom star Webster. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/

152 - What If Homer Simpson Adopted Bugs Bunny? (ft. Nate Ruess) 08.03.2023 1:02:01

Acclaimed guitarist Nate Ruess (@NwistyOnline) joins Charles and Alex to listen to cartoon characters doing covers of classic rock songs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

151 - My Poops [Patreon Preview] 01.03.2023 4:02

Charles and Alex discover a song about pooping unicorn dolls and find out what killed Jock Jams. Full episode on Pateon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79401156

150 - Not-So-Golden Very Oldies 22.02.2023 1:08:01

Charles and Alex listen to a selection of pop songs from the 1890s to the 1930s. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

AutoCritic 38: Groovy Grapes - Purple Fever [Patreon Preview] 17.02.2023 5:13

Charles and Alex slog through an album from one of Elon Musk's favorite Twitter conservatives. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78829971

149 - The Insane Mixing Geniuses (ft. Kurt Feldman) 14.02.2023 58:05

Kurt Feldman (@icechoir) joins Charles and Alex to remix songs by Weezer, Zeppelin, Radiohead, and more. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

148 - Golden Oldies [Patreon Preview] 07.02.2023 3:24

Charles and Alex explore popular music from a time when every lyricist wrote like Ned Flanders. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78375680

147 - Every Radiohead Album Ranked! (ft. Pat Daugherty) 27.01.2023 1:01:28

Pat Daugherty (@RotoPat) joins Charles, Alex, and the all-knowing AutoCritic A.I. to learn the true objective worth of every Radiohead album.

146 - Catfishing an Old Lady with a Picture of Bob Dylan 20.01.2023 56:15

Charles and Alex imagine if Bob Dylan's motorcycle sounded like he does and bring out the AutoCritic A.I. to learn the objective scores for a bunch of Byrds songs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

145 - Fortune House 2 (ft. Robin Hatch) [Patreon Preview] 10.01.2023 8:26

Robin Hatch (@robinhatch) joins Charles and Alex to massacre classic songs and cook chicken cordon bleu. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/77061558

144 - The TT Freak Hitmaker 28.12.2022 57:37

Charles and Alex check in on Akon City and finally reach the conclusion of Weezer's SZNZ EPs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

143 - Build Your Last Days Library! 20.12.2022 59:02

Charles and Alex listen to Soulja Boy's Limewire collab and read through Rivers Cuomo's A.I. generated tweets. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

142 - Dylan's Signature Goes Electric 13.12.2022 55:42

Charles and Alex talk about reactionaries reinventing old Beatles conspiracy theories and Bob Dylan faking signatures on his $600 book. More Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

141 - Jay Z Did 9/11 [Patreon Preview] 06.12.2022 3:59

Charles and Alex listen to Hollywood Vampires and speculate about which musicians might be responsible for 9/11. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/75588898

140 - Doggyland 23.11.2022 57:37

Charles and Alex check out Snoop Dogg's new music for babies. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

139 - Of Musicians and Managers (ft. Arlen Thompson) 16.11.2022 1:01:40

Arlen Thompson (@le_petit_trek) joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to discuss the perilous economics of touring and the changing nature of making a living as an artist. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

138 - Adult Gerber Babies [Patreon Preview] 08.11.2022 5:17

Charles and Alex dream of becoming spokesmen for Gerber baby food and discover a bunch of unlicensed crap on Amazon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74403272

137 - Party Till I Stop (ft. @tom_on_here) 28.10.2022 56:03

Charles, Alex, and Tom write a chart topping dance song to make the club go crazy. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit