Episodes

185 - Connie Connecticut [Patreon Preview] 01.12.2023 5:50

Charles and Alex unveil the world's newest and greatest AI pop star and beef with aging has-been Anna Indiana. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/93903512

184 - Joe Wick 24.11.2023 54:36

Charles and Alex conclude that the Beatles' early shit, like Let It Be, is better than the new shit. It also turns out that nobody has heard Garth Brooks' exclusive Bass Pro Shops album. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

183 - ApeFest vs. Turdstock 17.11.2023 59:27

Charles and Alex compare the merits of Turdstock and ApeFest and consider a job posting from Rick Ross. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

182 - Sympathy for the Devil That Possessed Jimmy Levy's Phone Charger [Patreon Preview] 03.11.2023 4:54

Charles and Alex feel an obligation to be the only people to discuss Puddle of Mudd's new album. Plus the devil attacks Jimmy Levy from the pits of Hell via a faulty phone charger. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92230719

181 - Jay Z Weighs In on Dinner with Jay Z 27.10.2023 58:52

Charles and Alex contemplate the value of a dinner with Jay Z and speculate about Garth Brooks' new album available exclusively at Bass Pro Shops. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

180 - Rock Music Is the Perfect Condiment for This Fast Food Brand 20.10.2023 1:00:18

Charles, Alex, and Dan check in on the struggles of the world's youngest Garfield licensee and read some of the dismal editorial content at Songtradr. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

179 - Drake Full Book Leak 2023 PDF 13.10.2023 1:06:30

Charles and Alex finally get their hands on Drake's poetry book. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

178 - Great Big God (ft. Hesse) [Patreon Preview] 06.10.2023 5:34

Hesse (@ZeroSuitCamus) joins Charles and Alex to write a song paying tribute to their favorite gospel trio. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/90476434

177 - Blue-Haired Ted Nugent 29.09.2023 57:12

Charles and Alex watch RZA make the worst beat of all time and Ted Nugent goes woke. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

176 - Behind the Scenes of Pixar's Sodas 19.09.2023 59:39

Charles and Alex take an exclusive sneak peek at Pixar's Sodas and contemplate the existential dimension of Pixar's Scratchers. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

175 - Christmas in September (ft. Derek) 12.09.2023 58:29

Seems like Christmas season starts earlier and earlier. Derek (@websitehomepage) joins Charles and Alex to listen to some festive Christmas favorites. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

174 - Country Thang Daily [Patreon Preview] 05.09.2023 5:18

Charles and Alex ruin more Fleetwood Mac songs and check out the news on Country Thang Daily. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88813273

173 - Line 666 29.08.2023 58:37

Dan catches up with Charles and Alex about life in New Orleans. Charles shares his debut remix as a DJ. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

172 - Snapping Necks (ft. Nate Ruess) 15.08.2023 1:01:39

Nate Ruess updates Charles and Alex about his progress learning guitar and we watch DJ Khaled clips. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

171 - Swimming in Regret… Is Not Cardio [Patreon Preview] 04.08.2023 5:14

Charles and Alex read Drake's poetry book and question the extent of Travis Scott's knowledge about Kelsey Grammer. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87196749 Listen to Charles' album: https://tr.ee/Qc8LZOA4he

170 - Carpool Karaoke 2 (ft. tom_on_here) 28.07.2023 1:01:24

Charles and Alex drive to Florida with Tom, singing hit party songs along the way. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

169 - Small Town City 21.07.2023 59:55

Charles and Alex evaluate Obama's summer playlist and speculate about Jason Aldean having diarrhea onstage. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

168 - Goat in Human Form 14.07.2023 1:00:28

Charles and Alex check out A.I. country music scams, a rapper who didn't realize GOAT is an acronym, and a few songs from old favorites. Charles' single on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/0J3mCBoXrZHmlicioyepij Charles' album on Bandcamp: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/morning-forms Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

167 - God Save the Teen (ft. Josiah Hughes) [Patreon Preview] 07.07.2023 5:13

Retired podcaster Josiah Hughes (@josiahhughes) teaches Charles and Alex all about Mod Sun. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85742388

166 - Aaron Carter Live at Shoppingtown Mall, Dewitt, NY, Dec. 28, 2004 30.06.2023 1:02:27

Merseyside rock and roll, F.O.B. does Billy Joel, TX2, YouTube, Obama drinks 312, Shaq O'Neal L.A. Lakers, Gerry and the Pacemakers, Aaron Carter dead at 34, I can't take it anymore! Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

165 - Perfect Score 23.06.2023 1:04:45

Charles and Alex catch up on OK Go's cereal lawsuit, Rivers Cuomo's visit to the Rock Hall of Fame, and guys who still talk about Bored Apes every day. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

164 - J. Edgar Hoover Wrote All the AC/DC Lyrics 16.06.2023 56:23

Charles and Alex evaluate a bunch of rock'n'roll conspiracy theories. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

163 - Every Barney Album RANKED! [Patreon Preview] 09.06.2023 5:16

Charles and Alex determine the objective score for all 19 of Barney the Dinosaur's albums. Plus a quick check-in on the Island Boys. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84325042

162 - The 6th Most Famous Singer from Minnesota (ft. John Semley) 31.05.2023 1:09:07

John Semley (@johnsemley3000) joins Charles and Alex to evaluate Bob Dylan's '70s albums. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

161 - The Zoso of Zuffolo 23.05.2023 57:42

Charles and Alex debate the best instruments starting with Z and Alex goes track by track reviewing Lana Del Rey's latest album. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit