Cold, Hard, Trash

In this episode of CRT59, Breeg and Trashcan Jones put out some formal corrections concerning how one dies to lightning and Benja - uh I mean Thomas Edison's involvement in the death of an elephant, weighing a human life against that of an endangered animal's, the difference between pixies, fairies, and gremlins, how Pokémon can take multiple hits, the Pokémon metagames, monotype battles, facts ab...

Before this episode, Jones told Breeg that he was going to open with a take that Breeeg was likely to disagree with. He was correct. Breeg tries to explain why water is important to middling success. Aside from that, Breeeeeg and Trashcan Jones discuss shuffling music on Spotify and AI musicians, Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense, artistic range, iconic songs in movies, the Harry Potter movies, mov...

Join us for another episode of Cold, Hard, Trash featuring Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg! In this episode, Breeg tries to get Jones to edit a Wikipedia page, the prevalence of ads on mobile sites (and regular sites), how targeted targeted ads actually are, old ads and jingles, the necessity of adblockers in the face of horrible YouTube ads, whether your memories are real, baby cat talk, whether it w...

In this exciting episode, Breg and Trashcan Jones discuss Mountain Monsters, the history channel show about a crew of hillbilly cryptid hunters on setting up their traps, microplastics in the body, Fallout human mutation and the midwestern Brotherhood of Steel chapter from non-canon Fallout entry Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel. Then, Breeeg goes on to explain why Elden Ring: Nightreign is s...

This episode includes Trashcan and Breeeg discuss bees and how they make honey, ultra precise doctor training involving paper cranes, Jones's nightmare(?) where he drank two beers, problems people had in the 1500s that still afflict us today such as stepping in dog shit and dealing with smelly people. Once Jones runs out of prompts, Breg goes in for the kill: 50 uninterrupted minutes of Pokémon Ed...

In this episode, Breeg and Trashcan talk about fictional crushes (crushes on fictional people, not crushes that don't exist), what exactly bees do to make honey (we don't know), their ice cream truck orders, how Boxing influenced anime through the concept of signature moves and punching faces, the real Rocky (both the story and the namesake), and Breeg's newest mobile game and why it's not as bad...

Breeeeg, Trashcan, and guest Danny talk about the Final Destination movies, true crimes, the rules of death, Tony Todd (RIP), and the penny

Breg and Trashcan are asked questions by the msyterious Interrobang‽ 

Breeeeg and Trashcan discuss the GTA 6 delay, modded GTA 5, GTA 5 online, Kingdom Hearts lore, the murder house, the vomit bowl, the microplane, cleansing rituals, lost knowledge, Grok behavior, and AI Darth Vader sillies

 Breeeg and Trashcan discuss microphones, inner ears, spaghetti westerns, samurai stories, Django unchained, afro samurai, peanut m&ms, casting calls, the Shameless house, flavor of love, solitary, would you rather, oblivion, marvel rivals chrono shields, ho oh vgc meta, and pokemon version differences

Breg and Trashcan discuss their musical duo name, video game difficulty, morrowind, time splitters 2, oblivion, dark souls, foreskin zyn, Doc Ellis, Baseball 2, banana ball, softball, MLB schedules, peanut m&ms, candies, trail mix, Katy Perry, trapped astronauts, the challenger, tragedies, and the Minecraft movie

Trashcan and Breeeg discuss duck shit oolong tea, the pillsbury dough boy, eric andre as a caveman, chance the rapper selling kitkats, a high school black market, Butt Knight, dating sims, the Oblivion remaster, guild quests, Vine, more Oblivion, patrick stewart and sean bean, voice acting, movie scores, deadpool 2, oblivion quests, character building, item duping and avowed

Breeeg and Trashcan discuss outliving Talk Tue, $HAWK, Scranton's Chilis commercial, super hero movies, how actors make residuals, the 400 penis question, Breeg simps the cybertruck, wind + cars = bad, the Volkswagon EV bus, Ads suck, touch screens in cars suck, hybrids are neat, pokemon stat calculations, and Hulk Hogan's relation to Pokemon VGC

Breeeeg and Trashcan dsicuss slop of all kinds, 4chan being hacked, we learn that trashcan cannot talk, horny mods mean good games, dating sims, newgrounds.com, robot chicken, lame stuff, Tom and Jerry, Multiversus, slapstick celebrities, Spiderman, and discuss a Bob Ross power hour

Breeeeg and Trashcan discuss creepy dive bars, pabst genuine draft, PBR, conspiracy boards, zelda timelines, sarge's heroes theories, Jesus' birthday, winter solstice, easter, pencils in movies, wrestling heels, Stone Cold v Booker T, John Cena's PBR shirt, predictions, viltrimites OP, performance language, spiderman movies

Trashcan and Breeeeeg discuss the Powerpuff Girls, cartoon network classics, mold, olive garden breadsticks, social interaction wins, the bing bong thorium, extremophiles, tardigrades, cockroaches, bug origins, crickets to locust, mega fauna, Marilyn Manson rumors, babies love snakes, our knowledge from Boy Scouts, and spider bite treatment

Breeg and Trashcan discuss diarrhea, medical terminology, flying, soup, aspic, so much aspic, cursive, auto brewers disease, blood types, medical dramas, zodiac signs, astrology vs astronomy, radio telescopes, AI actors, and Star Wars edits

Breeeeeg and Trashcan discuss Belarusian Phil Collins, music for musicians, fat juicy wet, gang signs, lights in the electrical aisle, auto section, triple hole punch, painting, doors, sandwich ideas, the Taylor Street sandwich, Marianos, the Costco guys, Ikea guys, Cake traditions, lab diamonds, Chad Ochocinco, Mossed\Kobe, Specialty Freeze, and soda machines

Breeeg and Trashcan take time to discuss the wrestler Mortis, Pokemon TCG and VGC, rental teams, the legendary Maushold 10 hit, pokemon card collecting, CS:GO loot boxes, and Balatro not being gambling

Trashcan and Breeeg discuss the pizza parlor, forgetting a song, strawberry on guitar, swedish chef metal, google secrets, screen peeking, mario kart smuggling, war crimes jones, chicago weather, groundhogs, crocodiles, sharks, stake conspiracies, gambling illegalities, the two armed bandit, sports betting, and pokemon card losers

Breg and Trashcan discuss being a family guy podacst, time is bull, a short october in 1580, Breeg's sports world, telephone with yourself, radio sports broadcasts, steve bartman, longshot documentary, cuckold jones family tree, how many chicken sandwiches to wrestle a bear, chicken burgers, hamburg sandiwches, the 5 food types, thanksgiving sandwiches, onions are bad, onion eating contest, free r...

Trashcan and Breeeg discuss HELIOS lasers, space ships, dommarines, john mcafee wanting to bang whales, dynamiting a whale, captains nails, banana soup plans, civ 7 delsyum hating robitussin, pepsi polar bears, coke influence, super size me, super drunk me, the sims, operation cat drop, bat bombs, nature being brutal, pokemon bugs, parallel universes, cryptid hunting, and ghost hunting

Trashcan and Breeeg discuss Kanye being god, how long of a tail they could make, killing your clone, walkie talkies, becoming the family guy podcast, crimes he didnt commit makes a return, they go over traffic school, mushrom suppliments, why tigers are green, dog sight, IQ, and beating PokeRogue

Breeeg and Trashcan get nostalgic when talking about see through electronics, discuss the switch 2, Nintendo LABO, fishing games, captain the cat attacks, big the cat fishes, Jean Claude Van Damm gets assassinated (in game), they discuss mr brooks, and take a final nmostalgia trip with stick figures on crack and Weebl

Breg has a busted car, and Trashcan gets the episode number right for once. The boys also discuss crimes Breg DIDN'T commit (stop saying he did), IPs referencing each other, Captain gets her revenge (for nothing), the other side of the Mississippi, and old Abbott and Costello Shows