Cold, Hard, Trash

Welcome back to another commute with the Cold, Hard, Trash gang. Jones finished Breaking Bad and him and Breeeeg talk about the impact of the finale and how fucked up Todd Alquist is. Jones buys a women's hat and is proud of that, but not proud of the receipt placed in his hand. Since the two will no longer be able to argue about guns on TV, Trashcan and Breeg agree to disagree about whether a pap...

Hello again, faithful listeners who stick by us regardless of occasional audio issues! Another episode of CRT has hit all streaming platforms, and this one includes some talk about the first couple episodes of Ozark, Breeeeeeg's tales of his cats being jerks to one another (and getting scammed on instagram), and an extensive conversation about pressure cookers, deep frying turkeys, and friendly mo...

Join us in this lower audio quality episode of CRT! Following Breeegs illness, Jones and him decided to record these episodes over the internet. Chicken soup starts them off as an obvious relevant topic before Jones gets into a series of Packers QBs who refused to step down from their positions. Breeeg talks about the new Pokémon game where you get mauled by lions and meet a streamer girl, which l...

Trashcan and Breeeeeg go over different representations of superheroes across the different series where they've been represented, leading into a conversation about TV shows and their relationships to toys and other merchandise. They go over Jones's progress in Breaking Bad, with Jones criticizing Gus for not threatening Walt more seriously after Gale's death.

Join us, dear listener, for another episode of Cold Hard Trash with Breeeg and Trashcan Jones. They get pumped for an upcoming Scooby-Doo marathon, Trashcan discusses his Raads test results, Breeg brings up the once-trend of stacking tall salads at Pizza Hut's salad bar, they both reminisce over a recent Worms tournament, and the conversation ends up with gambling games and the scalping of shiny P...

Welcome, listeners, to another episode of CRT with Trashcan Jones and Breeg! This episode includes Jones and Breg arguing over the attempted assassination of Hank in Breaking Bad S3, Breeeg recounts his college trip to North Carolina, including some awkward moments, biohacking and the limits of human abilities, and MGK comes up for some reason.

Join us for another entertaining session of Cold, Hard, Trash with Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg as they regale you with the story of their weekend. The conversation turns deep discussing the origin of consciousness and what we sent to space, followed with Breeeg talking about Nintendo things since he just got a Switch 2. Then, the conversation turns south as Jones reveals himself to be a hater of L...

In this helping of CRT, Trashcan and Breeeeeg talk about car violence in Cars 2, try to come to a consensus about Skyler White in Breaking Bad's first two seasons, chat about framerates and phone sizes, and get excited about the new Kirby Air Riders.

In this episode Trashcan and Breeeeeg discuss the hottest new game on the market, Hollow Knight: Silksong, chat about the new Mega Pokémon releases, and debate Car-based TV shows for children.

In the momentous 65th episode of CRT, Breeg and Trashcan consider getting on the payroll of Baseball players who need a fall guy for their crimes, chat about the framing of scenes in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, the new phase of Superhero flicks, and the debasement of the Hulk in the MCU. Breeg goes on to talk about the difference between TV clips on Tiktok and Instagram.

Trashcan and Breeg recuperate after their perilous attempt to imitate Bob Ross and are looking for viewer input! After debating which painting is better (each one saying the others is better), they talk about a smokeout Breeeeeeg intends to have and all the nuances of smoking meat. Not only was a smokeout coming up, but the Pokémon World Championship was underway! Breeeg has been following closely...

Join Breeeeeeeg and Trashcan in this exciting episode of CRT! Breeg starts out doing the stupidest thing possible in front of a microphone: crushing a can on his head. The duo then discusses some of Breeg's high school performances, the 3D Mario games and other Nintendo properties on the Switch 2, and weird magic showing up in primarily technological anime media. We hope you enjoy, and any ire ove...

In this exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash, Trashcan and Breeeeeeg talk about the tomfoolery they got into when they were younger such as juking freshman, putting piles of batteries in dumpsters full of water, and hanging around the back rooms of swanky places. They find themselves discussing infrastructure such as the cul-de-sac and Akon City, which gives way to a conversation about famous art...

In this episode of CRT, Jones and BREEG argue over whether football concessions are summer or autumn food, discover what Skibidi Toilet is, discuss some movies they enjoy such as Hereditary and The Irishman, talk about what the decibel scale entails, and Jones opens up about Crohn's Disease, a chronic illness he lives with.

This episode begins with Trashcan continuing to pout that Breeeeeg made him eat a grapefruit (Trashcan did this willingly) which leads to a discussion on the different tasting notes in alcoholic beverages and some sports history, such as the careers of Lawrence Taylor and Dion Sanders, as well as Chicago's sports. Trashcan and Breeeg take detours through the history of Miranda Rights, Tiktokkable...

In this bonus episode of CRT, Trashcan and Breeeeg set out on a quest of balance, through the timeless medium of breakfast

In this episode of CRT59, Breeg and Trashcan Jones put out some formal corrections concerning how one dies to lightning and Benja - uh I mean Thomas Edison's involvement in the death of an elephant, weighing a human life against that of an endangered animal's, the difference between pixies, fairies, and gremlins, how Pokémon can take multiple hits, the Pokémon metagames, monotype battles, facts ab...

Before this episode, Jones told Breeg that he was going to open with a take that Breeeg was likely to disagree with. He was correct. Breeg tries to explain why water is important to middling success. Aside from that, Breeeeeg and Trashcan Jones discuss shuffling music on Spotify and AI musicians, Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense, artistic range, iconic songs in movies, the Harry Potter movies, mov...

Join us for another episode of Cold, Hard, Trash featuring Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg! In this episode, Breeg tries to get Jones to edit a Wikipedia page, the prevalence of ads on mobile sites (and regular sites), how targeted targeted ads actually are, old ads and jingles, the necessity of adblockers in the face of horrible YouTube ads, whether your memories are real, baby cat talk, whether it w...

In this exciting episode, Breg and Trashcan Jones discuss Mountain Monsters, the history channel show about a crew of hillbilly cryptid hunters on setting up their traps, microplastics in the body, Fallout human mutation and the midwestern Brotherhood of Steel chapter from non-canon Fallout entry Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel. Then, Breeeg goes on to explain why Elden Ring: Nightreign is s...

This episode includes Trashcan and Breeeg discuss bees and how they make honey, ultra precise doctor training involving paper cranes, Jones's nightmare(?) where he drank two beers, problems people had in the 1500s that still afflict us today such as stepping in dog shit and dealing with smelly people. Once Jones runs out of prompts, Breg goes in for the kill: 50 uninterrupted minutes of Pokémon Ed...

In this episode, Breeg and Trashcan talk about fictional crushes (crushes on fictional people, not crushes that don't exist), what exactly bees do to make honey (we don't know), their ice cream truck orders, how Boxing influenced anime through the concept of signature moves and punching faces, the real Rocky (both the story and the namesake), and Breeg's newest mobile game and why it's not as bad...

Breeeeg, Trashcan, and guest Danny talk about the Final Destination movies, true crimes, the rules of death, Tony Todd (RIP), and the penny

Breg and Trashcan are asked questions by the msyterious Interrobang‽ 

Breeeeg and Trashcan discuss the GTA 6 delay, modded GTA 5, GTA 5 online, Kingdom Hearts lore, the murder house, the vomit bowl, the microplane, cleansing rituals, lost knowledge, Grok behavior, and AI Darth Vader sillies