Cold, Hard, Trash

Breeeg and Jones can't get it straight whether inflammable means something can or cannot light on fire, and then they can't find the fire hydrant that's multiple colors, then Breeeg recounts being traumatized by Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time, then Jones brings out another Trashcan Cryptic Clue, then they discuss Pokémon Champions balance, then they bring up Jack Black's friend...

In this episode, Jones and Breeeeg talk about chips they like, how much the Friday the 13th IP is split up (which they don't like), and Bethesda's attempts at online play. They're also really excited about the new Fable (Fable please sponsor us).

A storm hit Illinois so the duo talks about the weather (so exciting) before breeeeeg talks about his disdain for voice activated equipment, Jones and Breeeeg talk about the ethics of gambling ̶i̶n̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶e̶c̶r̶a̶f̶t̶ in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, more wrestling news concerning The Grande Americano, and cheez whiz as a culinary item.

In this enticing plate of Cold, Hard, Trash we tune in to Trashcan and Breeeeeeg contemplating getting a new pet for the landfill (a certain type of radioactive turtle) and chat about their goings on. Since Pokémon Champions had its first official tournament, Breeeg finds the opportunity to talk about the few games he caught, followed by a the revelation that, yes, Pokémon fight each other in the...

Come one, come alll to another riveting episode of Cold, (woooooo) HARD, (aaaaaah we love you Breeg) TRASH. The duo chat a bit about the new The Naked Gun with Liam Neeson, how the classic scary movies might play out if they were made today (more on screen violence), lost RuneScape music videos, Dane Cook, cheap flying machines. They also make plans to jump off a building together.

In this riveting episode of CRT, we got Trashcan chiding Breeg for eating hard candy like a goat, we got a review of the McDLT in modern day, we got death matches, cage matches, death cage matches, double cage matches, triple cage matches, triple cage matches with guitars, and the fabled quadruple cage match. Lots of other wrestling drama is involved as well, so tune on in!

Welcome to the second century of Cold, Hard, Trash with your venerable hosts Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeeg. After recovering from trash-related illness, Jones talks about the changes to passing in Madden and asks for Breeg's thoughts. The duo talks a bit a bout food marketing and foreshadows a future (or historic) meal at McDonald's. They bring up Family Guy. Jones then spews some absolute poppycoc...

In this special episode of CRT, Trashcan Jones and BREEEEEG recount their first episode and play a game meant for newlyweds to gush about one another. We want to thank our listeners so much for the time they've spent with us, and the time we'll continue to have doing this podcast ❤️

In this riveting episode of CRT, Breeeeg recounts how he didn't pass the Presidential Fitness Test in middle school, Jones talks about the wrestler Krule's bad times with a fan, and the two concoct a plan to hurt old people while they're also old.

Join us, dear listeners, in delighting in another serving of Cold, Hard, Trash. Breeeeg talks about his Pokémon Champions team and My Hero: Academia. The two get into more anime logic and putting hats on hats (literally). Jones brings up how lame and cool some of these baseball uniforms are as well as the Automated Ball-Strike challenge system.

In this episode of CRT, our dynamic duo talks about Wendy's community poll failures, the papal jester, coincidentally bringing up Brett Hart moving to WCW and hating having his own locker, old man wrestling, Tank Abbott in the first UFC, acne, eating more powders, and debating how much of the real Nathan Fielder we see on screen in his various reality shows.

Breeeeg is finally one with the crazy ideas instead of Jones in this riveting episode of CRT. Tune in for some talk about Slay the Spire 2, glory kills in Uncharted, rocket jumps, the floppy disk save icon, and Eric Andre torturing people and dragging a good clown's image through the mud. We cap off this episode with the ultimate question: Can Breeeeeg consume a tablespoon of cayenne pepper in a m...

Back in the Trash Dump, Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg are chit chatting away about making a Brazilian dollars, how Jones was confused for Jesus at the supermarket, drinking from garden hoses like a conservative, hard water, dating a chatbot, and the pay structure for residuals for actors in the modern age of streaming (they know nothing about this, but like to guess). They then pivot to some sports...

Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg are under the weather (literally, it was hailing; They are still as strong as an ox) and have nothing to do but chat about fortune telling, missing voice lines in games, laser balls, and Jones's wrestling tournament.

Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg model perfect coworkers by talking about the weather, groceries, musical artists such as Jane Remover, Taylor Swift, and Elvis, McDonalds, and Socrates wanting concubines.

Somehow, Trashcan and Breeeeg managed to stick to only a handful of topics for a whole episode, but they expand on them greatly. After concocting the Cayenne Pepper Challenge, where Trashcan an Breg will each eat a tablespoon of dry cayenne pepper powder (keep an eye out for the next CRT Bonus!), the two get in a lengthy discussion about video game tutorials and whether they're worthwhile or can b...

This plate of Cold, Hard, Trash, includes talking about cats (again), Jones deciding to help a man kidnap multiple children i̶n̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶e̶c̶r̶a̶f̶t̶ in The Legend of Zelda, Holes, Buffalo Dreams, Wayside, The Lion King Game for SNES, Nadja, Be Kind Rewind, and complaining about dexit (again)..

Anotha (tues)day, anotha episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. The duo talks about excel, smells, and football to boot. Eventually it comes up that not every Pokémon is available in the newer games and Jones doesn't like that.

Back in the dump, our wonderful hosts return. In this episode of CRT, the duo talks about that guy that extended an Eric Andre bit into an entire instagram account, how much Threads pisses off Breeeg, spooky games that can steal your voice, very impressive card tricks, GTA V: Online and how GTA VI: Online might look, and PEZ dispensers. Tune in this week for your regular helping of Cold, Hard, Tra...

Another day, another episode of CRT. This time, Jones brings up The Fight, as it was called, a specific fight between Marvelous Marvin Haggler and Thomas Hearns for the middleweight championship. These two had such powerful presences and gave one of the craziest fights in boxing history. The two cover topics from crazy types of wrestling matches, sauce preferences, and Breeg's CPR training (he is...

In this episode of CRT, Breeeeeeeeg and Trashcan bring up a variety of topics including the L.A. Beast's campaign to have Crystal Pepsi return, sourdough and other long-term food prep commitments, the show Pros vs. Joes, and just how American apple pie and baseball are.

Our favorite duo, Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg, have come together for the 86th time to serve up another plate of Cold, Hard, Trash. They talk about the raccoon's fur masks, they talk about ethics and Terrance Howard, they talk about the heat and cold, they talk about adding cheese to ramen, and that's only the first half! Trashcan and Breeeg then get into a discussion about reboots and whether they...

They're back at it again! Who, you ask? Well the daring duo from Cold, Hard, Trash: Trashcan Jones and Breeeg. Breeeeg wants to become a sports guy and Jones is happy to offer some Bears history before they talk about more Chicago stuff such as the grid and city borders. The two talk about MLK Jr day and the breadth of the speeches he gave about the government that they don't teach us in school. N...

The Trashlers come together once again, for again, an exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. Breeeeg comes up with a business plan which will probably fail concerning the nightshade family of plants. The duo discusses Howard, Jimmy, and Kim's fate in Better Call Saul and chat a bit about Vince Gilligan's new show Pluribus. They finish it off complaining about trying to get Streamlabs to work prope...

After a hearty meal, the Trash Gang is back at it talking about the most recent movie they've seen Don's Plum. This movie features Leonardo DiCaprio being a dick to Spider-Man and a lot of the classic tropes and bigotry that come with the 90s. Critics have trouble telling if it's a terrible movie or a great movie, a question escalated by the fact that both Leo and Toby tried to prevent its release...