Cold, Hard, Trash

The boys record remote today, but manage to pack in a ton of content about sports, wacky animals, terrible phone UIs, Kangaroo shoes, and our favorite moments from the show Nathan for You. Sit back and relax with an hour of hanging out and good conversation

Welcome, dear Trashheads, to the chats of two crazy dumpster dwellers in this episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. Jones spits some straight knowledge on the history of pitching, specifically on pitching the knuckleball, and inadvertently activates Breeeg's scheming brain. Breeg pitches some honestly fantastic ideas for sports plays such as just pegging the pitcher, sniping the pop fly, and getting l...

Anotha day... Anotha episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. Breeg and Trashcan reminisce about their times in high school sports and clubs, with timeless memories like Jones losing a Cross Country race to someone missing a shoe, Breeeg failing to score a single point in an entire season of tennis, and Jones's theatre director insisting he needs to do brownface (it was a religious school). They speculat...

Join us, people of all walks of life, to an episode of CRT that is sure to knock your socks off. Our favorite duo chats about their culinary adventure with a Post-WWII delicacy, the gelatinous symbol of decadence itself: aspic. They pivot to other food chat with chats on favorite breakfasts, favorite sauces and Breeg learns the harrowing news that his favorite ketchup has been discontinued for thr...

Welcome to another episode of CRT with your hosts Trashcan Jones and Breeg. They reminisce about Looney Tunes, they remember the bad shit from Looney Tunes, they remember some cool stuff about how the Denver, Colorado Mayor didn't send people to internment camps. Jones found some strange media formats like cards that can play Spy Kids and watching Shrek on a Game Boy Advance. Jones also brings...

This exciting episode of CRT starts out with our two favorite boys talking about THE JAAAAAGS vs Peter's friend on Family Guy and how their friends have so many woke games. Jones brings the philisopical heat with a debate the morality of shaming and other tough questions, and then they reminisce about a man being arrested for enjoying a succulent Chinese meal (he stole the credit card he was u...

Trashcan and Breeeeg talk about how Playstation is deactivating existing disks of games (boo), Rock Band and Guitar Hero using a regular degular controller, the Andrew Tate files being bad, and Jones's time play Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of memories. They argue a lot about how Riku is totally not the main character and the importance of Michael J. Mouse in determining who the main character is...

In this episode of CRT, Jones talks about how some old American Heroes/Presidents aren't as cool as history class may have made them seem (surprise), Capitalism™️, baboon heart transplants and other surgeries, regulations, settings pages versus physical settings, controllers with A and B buttons on them, and GTA VI.

Okay, so there's a little stuff about surgeries and I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream at the beginning, but Jones finished the first game in one of Breeeeg's favorite series and boy, do they get into Kingdom Hearts in this one.

In this titillating episode of CRT, our hosts talk about the Mangione trial, loan words that aren't just foods, old music about bangin', and weird censorship rules.

In this episode, our trashy two chat about Jones completing Mother 3, strange controls in games, The Great Gatsby, and having secret rooms in your home.

In this thrilling episode of CRT, Trashcan and Breeeeeeg talk about having milk with dinner, stealing the national Canadian maple syrup deserves, vacationing to Peoria, killing Papyrus, and buying knives from a 19 year old.

Anotha day, anotha episode of Cold, Hard, Trash, with your hosts Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg. They recount some funny moments in ice hockey history, Bill Cosby's money, Spider-Man and The Punisher, and wrestling career paths. Breeeeg tries to convince Jones to play the entire Kingdom Hearts series (which actually might've worked) before they finish it off with some Marvel vs Capcom.

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another icy plate of Cold, Hard, Trash, served up to our listeners with more regularity than an Activia spokesperson. The duo yaps about that time a Chef Boyardee can shut down a Chicago street, Luigi Mangione, Resident Evil corrections and weapons, black and white movies, printers, passwords, hiding books in guns, and even more appreciation for Resident Evi...

In this shorter, but oh so more potent, dose of CRT, Jones shames Don King for his managerial crimes and killing a guy and Breeg brings up the rampant AI stories farming cash on Twitter. Both agree that they'll never be able to juggle and chat a bit about Earthbound and its hacks. The rest of the episode is Jones explaining the wonders of Resident Evil speedrunning and the in-lore reason for t...

In this exciting episode of CRT, Jones forces Breeg to be a Dolphins fan before describing many great sports moments in Miami Dolphins history (from memory, how impressive). Breeeeeeg explains the Captain America Dick and Balls nerf in Marvel Rivals. They finish it off talking about the controversy about Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, Peter Dinklage, and the ethics of casting people with dwarfi...

Breeeg and Jones can't get it straight whether inflammable means something can or cannot light on fire, and then they can't find the fire hydrant that's multiple colors, then Breeeg recounts being traumatized by Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time, then Jones brings out another Trashcan Cryptic Clue, then they discuss Pokémon Champions balance, then they bring up Jack Black's friend...

In this episode, Jones and Breeeeg talk about chips they like, how much the Friday the 13th IP is split up (which they don't like), and Bethesda's attempts at online play. They're also really excited about the new Fable (Fable please sponsor us).

A storm hit Illinois so the duo talks about the weather (so exciting) before breeeeeg talks about his disdain for voice activated equipment, Jones and Breeeeg talk about the ethics of gambling ̶i̶n̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶e̶c̶r̶a̶f̶t̶ in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, more wrestling news concerning The Grande Americano, and cheez whiz as a culinary item.

In this enticing plate of Cold, Hard, Trash we tune in to Trashcan and Breeeeeeg contemplating getting a new pet for the landfill (a certain type of radioactive turtle) and chat about their goings on. Since Pokémon Champions had its first official tournament, Breeeg finds the opportunity to talk about the few games he caught, followed by a the revelation that, yes, Pokémon fight each other in the...

Come one, come alll to another riveting episode of Cold, (woooooo) HARD, (aaaaaah we love you Breeg) TRASH. The duo chat a bit about the new The Naked Gun with Liam Neeson, how the classic scary movies might play out if they were made today (more on screen violence), lost RuneScape music videos, Dane Cook, cheap flying machines. They also make plans to jump off a building together.

In this riveting episode of CRT, we got Trashcan chiding Breeg for eating hard candy like a goat, we got a review of the McDLT in modern day, we got death matches, cage matches, death cage matches, double cage matches, triple cage matches, triple cage matches with guitars, and the fabled quadruple cage match. Lots of other wrestling drama is involved as well, so tune on in!

Welcome to the second century of Cold, Hard, Trash with your venerable hosts Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeeg. After recovering from trash-related illness, Jones talks about the changes to passing in Madden and asks for Breeg's thoughts. The duo talks a bit a bout food marketing and foreshadows a future (or historic) meal at McDonald's. They bring up Family Guy. Jones then spews some absolute poppycoc...

In this special episode of CRT, Trashcan Jones and BREEEEEG recount their first episode and play a game meant for newlyweds to gush about one another. We want to thank our listeners so much for the time they've spent with us, and the time we'll continue to have doing this podcast ❤️

In this riveting episode of CRT, Breeeeg recounts how he didn't pass the Presidential Fitness Test in middle school, Jones talks about the wrestler Krule's bad times with a fan, and the two concoct a plan to hurt old people while they're also old.