CRT Productions

Cold, Hard, Trash

Comedy EN ↓ 109 episodes

Best friends Trashcan Jones and Breg converse the hard truths about life, love, and gas station male enhancement supplimentation

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CRT Productions

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

coldhardtrash.podbean.com

Latest episode

Jun 30, 2026

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Episodes

CRT34: Fast Food Review Game \\\ Mortar Dogs 21.01.2025

Trashcan and Breeeeeg discuss weird banking loopholes, gas discounts, Breg tries to guess fast food joints by review only, we come up with a way to revolutionize the baseball experience, zoos, Casimir Pulaski, mermaids, and the Scooby Doo family tree

CRT33: Can't Get Closer \\\ Smegmelier 14.01.2025

Breeeg and Trashcan discuss the music video for Bodybag, egg content, click farming, filming at concerts, not wanting to get closer, ring spin, nuke-ular, oppenheimer, telescoping penises, the back jungles, penis records, smegmeliers, and RugPullCoin

CRT32: Bridging the Gap \\\ Goon Squad 07.01.2025

In the REAL episode 32, Trashcan and Breeeg discuss bridging the gap in video games, auto-aim, armored core, realism, genshin impact, skullgirls, food giving superpowers, zebra muscles, water towers, pickles, stealing gas, emoji restaurants, and the lack of BYOB in chicago

CRT31: Movie Theaters \\\ Music 31.12.2024

Trashcan and Breeg discuss movie theaters, captain the kitten, Chicago (the band), Billy Preston, Christmas music, halloween music, Marvel Rivals, tacital nukes, disassociation, and leave this episode on a cliffhanger...

CRT30: Edward Avon Hands \\\ Plant Space Program 24.12.2024

Trashcan and Breeeeeeg discuss super saiyans, UK food, apple pie and cobbler, quiche, dirt chocolate, caramel vs carmel, Webster's dictionary, emojis, the game awards, Elden Ring Fortnite, Edward Avon Hands, tiktok brain rot, real pizza, Big Brine, the tallest redwood, the plant space program, ocean aliens, and seasonal sodas

CRT29: Find the Fraud 1 \\\ Crappy Places to Work 17.12.2024

Breeeeeeeg and Trashcan discuss candy, teeth, dead bodies, the boys play a game I'm calling Find the Fraud, they talk about wrestling history, including death matches and Mae Young, mad world for the Wii, wisdom teeth, shitty places to work, Breg as a florist, the cockroach squad, bug fighting, and ants

CRT28: Referee Sacrificing \\\ Old Medicine 10.12.2024

Trashcan and Breeeeg still have holes in the wall, discuss new the new Kendrick, Donda, the Nick Castellanos effect gets an update, they mention leaving a bear in central park, the NFL being rigged, sacrificing referees, twitter ads, vote betting, the original NFL teams, custom pc cases, trucker piss, public bathrooms, germs, old medicine, and empathy

CRT27: Subway, Might Fresh \\\ The Thin Brown Line 03.12.2024

Breeeeeeg and Trashcan discuss fast food slogans, hot coffee, new twitter, the thin brown line, DOGE, bitcoin, grocery store apartments, and the jungle (the book)

CRT26: What if it Were Hollandaise? \\\ Banana Bread Part 2 26.11.2024

Trashcan and Breeeg discuss what if things were hollandaise sauce, different butter hacks, goth girl de-habitation, online in FromSoft games, Sekiro, and finally eat the banana bread

CRT25: Banana Bread Part 1 \\\ Lawyer Boxing 19.11.2024

Breeeeg and Trashcan make banana bread, and discuss shooting someone with a gun on a boat, vague threats, Sarge's Heroes, Piglett's Big Game, vape shops, Soulja Pop, Mike Tyson v. Jake Paul, Netflix, wrestling, boxing in lawyer shows, Be Kind Rewind, we want to hate, Aztecs, and Oompa Loompas

CRT24: Moral Dilemmas \\\ Captain the Kitten 12.11.2024

Trashcan and Breeeeeeeg discuss horchata, Big Smoke, Captain makes another cameo, how moral dilemmas perplex us, swingers on Hotel Hell, branches of law, video game consoles, Nintendo LABO, Saints Row, and video game music   EDITOR'S NOTE: OJ Simpson is dead, the Naked Gun movies are safe

CRT23: Crimes He Didn't Commit 2 \\\ Amusement Parks 05.11.2024

Breeeeeeeeeeeeg and Trashcan discuss Audio issues, polar vortexes, Pixar/Dreamworks, making slushies out of outside show, another installment of Crimes He Didn't Commit, subliminal messages, religion, sea monkies, alligators, TMNT, Samurai Jack, a possible Hide n' Seek cast, amusement parks, and the Death Coaster

CRT 22: Robocop \\\ Grenades = Baby Legs 29.10.2024

Breeeeg and Trashcan discuss animation cells, armored core, the robocop universe, Lisa the Painful, Undertale, Steven Segal's love for Putin, grenades are actually baby legs, thermometers, and beverages both alcoholic and not

CRT21: Hot Take Trading Cards \\\ Pokémon Leaks Are Wild 22.10.2024

Trashcan and Breeeeg discuss making trading cards of hot takes, stealing, more kittens, plus sized compliments, AI boobytraps, octopus banging, bear dismembering, and sailor moon

CRT20: Radical Assisted Suicide \\\ Hostile Architecture 15.10.2024

Breeeeeeg and Trashcan discuss captain the kitten, radical assisted suicide, alternatives to the death penalty, realfake tuna steak, chef school, martial arts, hostile architecture, attacking the heart back, and aircraft enforced speed limits

CRT19: Smash Brothers \\\ Crimes He Did Not Commit 08.10.2024

Trashcan and Breeeeeeeg discuss who's to blame, smash brothers, punch-out, parkour civilization, fruit assassinations, big ol cheeks, crimes we didn't commit, gross hollywood relationships, and super hero movies

CRT18: John Elden Ring Himself \\\ Soulja App 01.10.2024

Trashcan and Breeeeeg discuss John Elden Ring himself, deadball, looney tunes, shameless, The Naked Gun, Jackie Chan, the Soulja App, mathrock, and dumpers

CRT17: New Comedy Bits \\\ Fallout: New Vegas 24.09.2024

Trashcan and Breeeg discuss how to get more guns into comedy, pranking would be thieves, lots of Fallout: New Vegas, cannibalism, and funerals

CRT16: Can I Bring My Own Milk? \\ Mic Stand Problems 17.09.2024

Breeeeg and Trashcan discuss the viability of bringing your own milk to a restaurant, glass science, decibel levels, and fight with the mic stand constantly

CRT15: Breakfast Boys \\ Morse Code 2 10.09.2024

Breeeeeeg and Trashcan discuss breakfast bread, egg preparations, calendars, morse code 2, and the ABCs of USBs

CRT14: Prequels \\ Is Limestone Limes? 03.09.2024

Trashcan and Breeeeeg discuss prequels, super kicks, super weapons, reverse shopping, frozen foods, limestone, and MACRO plastics

CRT13: Agent Blue \\ Booby Trap Law 27.08.2024

Trashcan and Breeeg discuss discount vapes, dodgy dental products, our dream houses, and the ins and outs of booby trap law

CRT12: Drive-Thru Schools \\ Accident Investigaion Sites 20.08.2024

Breeeeeeeeeeeg and Trashcan go over plug n play consoles, ask why its so easy to drive through most schools, and wonder why detectives aren't out on the highway with a magnifying glass after crashes

CRT11: Civ VI \\ You Wouldn't Download a Song 13.08.2024

Trashcan and Breeeeg reminisce about the past, how Breeeg is on a Civ VI kick, and the perils of music copyright law while knowing little about it (some would say almost nothing!)

CRT10: Phone Calls are Dead \\ Is Soda Real? 06.08.2024

Breeeg and Trashcan discuss the dead medium that is phone calls, becoming the Bell, and if Soda is real or not

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