Cold, Hard, Trash

For the final time this year, listen in to yet another episode of Cold, Hard, Trash with your wonderful hosts Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeeeeeeeeeg. Merriam-Webster finally owned up and admits that Breeg's word of the year, "Slop", deserves its title. The two go over some other great picks for their top word list, such as the phrase "Touch Grass" or the name of a lake we could never pronounce or eve...

Calling all Trashheads! A new episode of CRT has been released! Join Breeeeeeeg and Trashcan Jones as they talk about the creepy buildings in Jones's town, Breeeg's inability to understand why they wouldn't kill a man on screen in a comedy movie, product placement in Marvel movies, indestructible children, the propagation of memes such as building fires, and finishing it off with a happy little Ch...

In this exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash, Breeeg and Trashcan talk about two hot indie games slated to come out in 2026 that bring about some nostalgia. Buster Jam and Mindwave are two games in the style of WarioWare Inc., playing numerous fast-paced microgames to progress the story. The pair talks about their wants from the different games, but no matter what, both are happy for two games in...

Welcome back to Cold, Hard, Trash, A Family Guy Podcast. The duo talks about a couple movies and Jones decides to rate a movie he's never seen. They're still talking about Kirby Air Riders, happy to enjoy something from their childhoods again. What if there was a guy that send overly virile mosquitos into areas affected by malaria instead of infertile ones? Jones gets owned (real) so please listen...

Welcome back to another rip roaring episode of Cold, Hard, Trash with your hosts Trashcan and BREEG. The cold weather is coming in and so has the subpar stuffing included in the new festive Subway sandwich (sponsor us and we'll change the review; your move, Subway). The duo discusses the tenuous topic of mayonnaise vs aioli, takes a detour through some topics in ecology to make fun of sloths and k...

Welcome again, our dear Trashlings, for another chill episode of Cold, Hard, Trash for your morning commute. Trashcan and Breeeeeg talk about the new Kirby Air Riders game before going over Trashcan's recent antics on his stream playing Saints Row 2. In this strangely on-topic episode, the two talk about their experience reading the mangas vs watching the animes for My Hero Academia and Fullmetal...

In this hastily edited episode of CRT, Trashcan fawns over his favorite movie man crush, Jason Voorhees, then the boys break down what just happened with the birdemic watchalaong. They probably say some other stuff, and just generally have a fun time, like usual.

Join us in watching one of the best/worst movies of all time, Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Revered as a cult classic in its own right, it has spun off multiple sequels and retains a cult following to this day. To watch along with the movie is free (with ads) on plutotv.    Unfortunately, it's hard to find this movie ad-free for free, so if you watch along on pluto, you'll have to pause us a few tim...

Breeeg secures a hard-fought agreement with Jones to grow out their beards together ahead of this winter. The Trashcan Himself poses the serious questions sparking discussions about the nature of time itself, how well you can imagine an apple, and how much you can remember your dreams. Breeg talks about his time at The Nick Hotel which gets Jones wondering whether you're allowed to drink at a Chuc...

Welcome back to another commute with the Cold, Hard, Trash gang. Jones finished Breaking Bad and him and Breeeeg talk about the impact of the finale and how fucked up Todd Alquist is. Jones buys a women's hat and is proud of that, but not proud of the receipt placed in his hand. Since the two will no longer be able to argue about guns on TV, Trashcan and Breeg agree to disagree about whether a pap...

Hello again, faithful listeners who stick by us regardless of occasional audio issues! Another episode of CRT has hit all streaming platforms, and this one includes some talk about the first couple episodes of Ozark, Breeeeeeg's tales of his cats being jerks to one another (and getting scammed on instagram), and an extensive conversation about pressure cookers, deep frying turkeys, and friendly mo...

Join us in this lower audio quality episode of CRT! Following Breeegs illness, Jones and him decided to record these episodes over the internet. Chicken soup starts them off as an obvious relevant topic before Jones gets into a series of Packers QBs who refused to step down from their positions. Breeeg talks about the new Pokémon game where you get mauled by lions and meet a streamer girl, which l...

Trashcan and Breeeeeg go over different representations of superheroes across the different series where they've been represented, leading into a conversation about TV shows and their relationships to toys and other merchandise. They go over Jones's progress in Breaking Bad, with Jones criticizing Gus for not threatening Walt more seriously after Gale's death.

Join us, dear listener, for another episode of Cold Hard Trash with Breeeg and Trashcan Jones. They get pumped for an upcoming Scooby-Doo marathon, Trashcan discusses his Raads test results, Breeg brings up the once-trend of stacking tall salads at Pizza Hut's salad bar, they both reminisce over a recent Worms tournament, and the conversation ends up with gambling games and the scalping of shiny P...

Welcome, listeners, to another episode of CRT with Trashcan Jones and Breeg! This episode includes Jones and Breg arguing over the attempted assassination of Hank in Breaking Bad S3, Breeeg recounts his college trip to North Carolina, including some awkward moments, biohacking and the limits of human abilities, and MGK comes up for some reason.

Join us for another entertaining session of Cold, Hard, Trash with Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg as they regale you with the story of their weekend. The conversation turns deep discussing the origin of consciousness and what we sent to space, followed with Breeeg talking about Nintendo things since he just got a Switch 2. Then, the conversation turns south as Jones reveals himself to be a hater of L...

In this helping of CRT, Trashcan and Breeeeeg talk about car violence in Cars 2, try to come to a consensus about Skyler White in Breaking Bad's first two seasons, chat about framerates and phone sizes, and get excited about the new Kirby Air Riders.

In this episode Trashcan and Breeeeeg discuss the hottest new game on the market, Hollow Knight: Silksong, chat about the new Mega Pokémon releases, and debate Car-based TV shows for children.

In the momentous 65th episode of CRT, Breeg and Trashcan consider getting on the payroll of Baseball players who need a fall guy for their crimes, chat about the framing of scenes in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, the new phase of Superhero flicks, and the debasement of the Hulk in the MCU. Breeg goes on to talk about the difference between TV clips on Tiktok and Instagram.

Trashcan and Breeg recuperate after their perilous attempt to imitate Bob Ross and are looking for viewer input! After debating which painting is better (each one saying the others is better), they talk about a smokeout Breeeeeeg intends to have and all the nuances of smoking meat. Not only was a smokeout coming up, but the Pokémon World Championship was underway! Breeeg has been following closely...

Join Breeeeeeeg and Trashcan in this exciting episode of CRT! Breeg starts out doing the stupidest thing possible in front of a microphone: crushing a can on his head. The duo then discusses some of Breeg's high school performances, the 3D Mario games and other Nintendo properties on the Switch 2, and weird magic showing up in primarily technological anime media. We hope you enjoy, and any ire ove...

In this exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash, Trashcan and Breeeeeeg talk about the tomfoolery they got into when they were younger such as juking freshman, putting piles of batteries in dumpsters full of water, and hanging around the back rooms of swanky places. They find themselves discussing infrastructure such as the cul-de-sac and Akon City, which gives way to a conversation about famous art...

In this episode of CRT, Jones and BREEG argue over whether football concessions are summer or autumn food, discover what Skibidi Toilet is, discuss some movies they enjoy such as Hereditary and The Irishman, talk about what the decibel scale entails, and Jones opens up about Crohn's Disease, a chronic illness he lives with.

This episode begins with Trashcan continuing to pout that Breeeeeg made him eat a grapefruit (Trashcan did this willingly) which leads to a discussion on the different tasting notes in alcoholic beverages and some sports history, such as the careers of Lawrence Taylor and Dion Sanders, as well as Chicago's sports. Trashcan and Breeeg take detours through the history of Miranda Rights, Tiktokkable...

In this bonus episode of CRT, Trashcan and Breeeeg set out on a quest of balance, through the timeless medium of breakfast