Cold, Hard, Trash

Join us, dear listeners, in delighting in another serving of Cold, Hard, Trash. Breeeeg talks about his Pokémon Champions team and My Hero: Academia. The two get into more anime logic and putting hats on hats (literally). Jones brings up how lame and cool some of these baseball uniforms are as well as the Automated Ball-Strike challenge system.

In this episode of CRT, our dynamic duo talks about Wendy's community poll failures, the papal jester, coincidentally bringing up Brett Hart moving to WCW and hating having his own locker, old man wrestling, Tank Abbott in the first UFC, acne, eating more powders, and debating how much of the real Nathan Fielder we see on screen in his various reality shows.

Breeeeg is finally one with the crazy ideas instead of Jones in this riveting episode of CRT. Tune in for some talk about Slay the Spire 2, glory kills in Uncharted, rocket jumps, the floppy disk save icon, and Eric Andre torturing people and dragging a good clown's image through the mud. We cap off this episode with the ultimate question: Can Breeeeeg consume a tablespoon of cayenne pepper in a m...

Back in the Trash Dump, Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg are chit chatting away about making a Brazilian dollars, how Jones was confused for Jesus at the supermarket, drinking from garden hoses like a conservative, hard water, dating a chatbot, and the pay structure for residuals for actors in the modern age of streaming (they know nothing about this, but like to guess). They then pivot to some sports...

Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg are under the weather (literally, it was hailing; They are still as strong as an ox) and have nothing to do but chat about fortune telling, missing voice lines in games, laser balls, and Jones's wrestling tournament.

Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg model perfect coworkers by talking about the weather, groceries, musical artists such as Jane Remover, Taylor Swift, and Elvis, McDonalds, and Socrates wanting concubines.

Somehow, Trashcan and Breeeeg managed to stick to only a handful of topics for a whole episode, but they expand on them greatly. After concocting the Cayenne Pepper Challenge, where Trashcan an Breg will each eat a tablespoon of dry cayenne pepper powder (keep an eye out for the next CRT Bonus!), the two get in a lengthy discussion about video game tutorials and whether they're worthwhile or can b...

This plate of Cold, Hard, Trash, includes talking about cats (again), Jones deciding to help a man kidnap multiple children i̶n̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶e̶c̶r̶a̶f̶t̶ in The Legend of Zelda, Holes, Buffalo Dreams, Wayside, The Lion King Game for SNES, Nadja, Be Kind Rewind, and complaining about dexit (again)..

Anotha (tues)day, anotha episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. The duo talks about excel, smells, and football to boot. Eventually it comes up that not every Pokémon is available in the newer games and Jones doesn't like that.

Back in the dump, our wonderful hosts return. In this episode of CRT, the duo talks about that guy that extended an Eric Andre bit into an entire instagram account, how much Threads pisses off Breeeg, spooky games that can steal your voice, very impressive card tricks, GTA V: Online and how GTA VI: Online might look, and PEZ dispensers. Tune in this week for your regular helping of Cold, Hard, Tra...

Another day, another episode of CRT. This time, Jones brings up The Fight, as it was called, a specific fight between Marvelous Marvin Haggler and Thomas Hearns for the middleweight championship. These two had such powerful presences and gave one of the craziest fights in boxing history. The two cover topics from crazy types of wrestling matches, sauce preferences, and Breeg's CPR training (he is...

In this episode of CRT, Breeeeeeeeg and Trashcan bring up a variety of topics including the L.A. Beast's campaign to have Crystal Pepsi return, sourdough and other long-term food prep commitments, the show Pros vs. Joes, and just how American apple pie and baseball are.

Our favorite duo, Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg, have come together for the 86th time to serve up another plate of Cold, Hard, Trash. They talk about the raccoon's fur masks, they talk about ethics and Terrance Howard, they talk about the heat and cold, they talk about adding cheese to ramen, and that's only the first half! Trashcan and Breeeg then get into a discussion about reboots and whether they...

They're back at it again! Who, you ask? Well the daring duo from Cold, Hard, Trash: Trashcan Jones and Breeeg. Breeeeg wants to become a sports guy and Jones is happy to offer some Bears history before they talk about more Chicago stuff such as the grid and city borders. The two talk about MLK Jr day and the breadth of the speeches he gave about the government that they don't teach us in school. N...

The Trashlers come together once again, for again, an exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. Breeeeg comes up with a business plan which will probably fail concerning the nightshade family of plants. The duo discusses Howard, Jimmy, and Kim's fate in Better Call Saul and chat a bit about Vince Gilligan's new show Pluribus. They finish it off complaining about trying to get Streamlabs to work prope...

After a hearty meal, the Trash Gang is back at it talking about the most recent movie they've seen Don's Plum. This movie features Leonardo DiCaprio being a dick to Spider-Man and a lot of the classic tropes and bigotry that come with the 90s. Critics have trouble telling if it's a terrible movie or a great movie, a question escalated by the fact that both Leo and Toby tried to prevent its release...

For the final time this year, listen in to yet another episode of Cold, Hard, Trash with your wonderful hosts Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeeeeeeeeeg. Merriam-Webster finally owned up and admits that Breeg's word of the year, "Slop", deserves its title. The two go over some other great picks for their top word list, such as the phrase "Touch Grass" or the name of a lake we could never pronounce or eve...

Calling all Trashheads! A new episode of CRT has been released! Join Breeeeeeeg and Trashcan Jones as they talk about the creepy buildings in Jones's town, Breeeg's inability to understand why they wouldn't kill a man on screen in a comedy movie, product placement in Marvel movies, indestructible children, the propagation of memes such as building fires, and finishing it off with a happy little Ch...

In this exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash, Breeeg and Trashcan talk about two hot indie games slated to come out in 2026 that bring about some nostalgia. Buster Jam and Mindwave are two games in the style of WarioWare Inc., playing numerous fast-paced microgames to progress the story. The pair talks about their wants from the different games, but no matter what, both are happy for two games in...

Welcome back to Cold, Hard, Trash, A Family Guy Podcast. The duo talks about a couple movies and Jones decides to rate a movie he's never seen. They're still talking about Kirby Air Riders, happy to enjoy something from their childhoods again. What if there was a guy that send overly virile mosquitos into areas affected by malaria instead of infertile ones? Jones gets owned (real) so please listen...

Welcome back to another rip roaring episode of Cold, Hard, Trash with your hosts Trashcan and BREEG. The cold weather is coming in and so has the subpar stuffing included in the new festive Subway sandwich (sponsor us and we'll change the review; your move, Subway). The duo discusses the tenuous topic of mayonnaise vs aioli, takes a detour through some topics in ecology to make fun of sloths and k...

Welcome again, our dear Trashlings, for another chill episode of Cold, Hard, Trash for your morning commute. Trashcan and Breeeeeg talk about the new Kirby Air Riders game before going over Trashcan's recent antics on his stream playing Saints Row 2. In this strangely on-topic episode, the two talk about their experience reading the mangas vs watching the animes for My Hero Academia and Fullmetal...

In this hastily edited episode of CRT, Trashcan fawns over his favorite movie man crush, Jason Voorhees, then the boys break down what just happened with the birdemic watchalaong. They probably say some other stuff, and just generally have a fun time, like usual.

Join us in watching one of the best/worst movies of all time, Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Revered as a cult classic in its own right, it has spun off multiple sequels and retains a cult following to this day. To watch along with the movie is free (with ads) on plutotv.    Unfortunately, it's hard to find this movie ad-free for free, so if you watch along on pluto, you'll have to pause us a few tim...

Breeeg secures a hard-fought agreement with Jones to grow out their beards together ahead of this winter. The Trashcan Himself poses the serious questions sparking discussions about the nature of time itself, how well you can imagine an apple, and how much you can remember your dreams. Breeg talks about his time at The Nick Hotel which gets Jones wondering whether you're allowed to drink at a Chuc...