Chemohawk Sessions

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 73: Slick Flick Pick: Sibling Killing Spree--This Time the Mission is (Da)Mon (Ed Burns Through Germans); (Wehrmacht, I'll see you in Ramelle); ( Saving Private Ryan , 1998). Today, we discuss--the similarities inherent between baseball players and paratroopers: the cigarettes, chewing tobacco, gum and graba**, blowing kisses at their fellow bros...

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 72: Slick Flick Pick: Rone Fibs a Drone--Captain Flint Will Handle It (Turning Right, When Told Left, in a Gunfight); (Downtime on a Rooftop); ( 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi , 2016). Today, we discuss--how Oz requires her ears and eyes, but not her mouth, for when the dingus turns right, not left, things, for our carnage seeking contract...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, NIRE (Erin spelled backwards, Rhymes with Fire) Welcome out of the frying pan and into the Nire! I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 19: Faux Poet: When you Write in a Manner Concise, You Don't Have to, On Your Reader's Attention Span, Roll the Dice--How to Write...

Greetings Faux Poets! I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 18: Faux Poet: Internal Infighting, External Righting: If Your Words can Make Them Feel, Write not to Harm, but Them Disarm--so They can Heal--How to Scrawl to Share Your Life and Save Theirs. When you write poetry, you may feel a slave to the emotional...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Here is the coveted mind behind the poem: "Being made new, not in your image", but here on this podcast, a friendship begins anew and this microphone talent matchup is the world fucking series, not some middle of the week scrimmage. Anyone can fucking die, but so too can they lie, their own freedom, silence, another's loyalty buy, and, whenthey...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Here is a return German guest, who never overstaysher welcome, she is never a pest, but she is a serious scientist who knows how to take things in jest, who loves Skyrim, 90's X-files episodes, particularly the spooky ones with biting humor that take place in the woods, she loves to consume Mead, and, she also likes to READ, actual, factual paper books w...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, If you can, aloud, read it, the listeners need it! Why stop at one when an unknown, unnamed not fullyrealized trilogy you've just begun. It is that uncertainty that can be fun, and when you find yourself in that sweet, sticky place between wrapping up two and dreaming up three, you have already won, you are, on the cusp, in the throes of a poetry spree....

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 666: Slick Flick Bloodbath Pick: Electroshocker Psychotherapy--Blood Vat Bath on the Warpath; Bulletproof Price/Gent of Dismemberment (VannaCUTT the F*** Up); (House on Haunted Hill, 1999) *Special Low-Rent, Faux, Half Price Feature* Today, we discuss--why some amus...

Here is an Irish dude with a winning can do attitude, who attends open mic's with kindness, miles from rude, who swiftly downs a Jameson shot before delivering his poignant words of life, love, loss and all of the imponderables in-between, I have heard of a red faced Irish temper, but this Irishman seems to prefer benevolence and generous acts tobeing mean. He is the guy who has many candles b...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesisto that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. JAWS is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, swim only in clothes, rarely alone and never right at daybrea...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fuel the fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. "Here's to employing use of just the 100% quotient of rhyme, not slipping in its dripping, saccharine slime, but making an appropriate amount of time to entertain its flow and notspending  m...

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 70:"Hey, Slick!" Flick Pick: 30 Second Egress--Waingro's Got to Go Six Feet Below (Tense Diners and Body Bag Trunk Liners) (30 Seconds Flat, Café Chitchat, Downtown Combat and a Grim Reaper Rat); ( Heat , 1995) Today, we discuss--the most horrifying hockey mask adorning monster since Jason fstars Voorhees, but, upon deeper reflection, Waingro gives me mo...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesisto that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Fallen is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, shake no stranger's hands shuffling along the alleys, subw...

Whether binding open or cover shut, you've wed the novel--the flick serves merely as your mistress-- soon to be the Wendols' cave dwelling, their queen mother's bloated baby swelling, local mist blanketed village scaring, bear's wares wearing--slut. Here, we unwind some novel binding for this is where final cut greets papercut! The Slick Flick Pick we will be discussing: Pick 68: S...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, and let's unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. The 13th Warrior is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, into the communal water bowl launch a snot rocket and file down your broadsword into an emasculated dagger you can tuck it away into your pocket and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's soothing s...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics; let's unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Traffic is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, broach the concept of a walk across the parking lot instead of starting a car, but with the Obregon assassin coming for you’re a** you won't shuffle far, so abstain from eggs that taste like caca, be kind to the...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound short story in a larger collection Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed standalone Slick Flick Pick is one that honors, if not exceeds, the splendor of its novel source material. Sometimes a screenplay, or film, has been novelized into a riveting read; conversely, an analogue bound b...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some sweet treat confections, a little butterscotch with your stiff scotch, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Candyman is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, stare into a nearby reflective surface, utter his sweetly lethal name...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, waxy, filmy stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale, waxy, filmy a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. House of Wax is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, purchase a pricey ticket t...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. House on Haunted Hill is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, slip into a sultry evening gown with slits...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. The Bat is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, slip into an evening gown and your worn slippers, lay on...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Mulholland Falls is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, shoot the godda** lock off a government nuclear t...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. To Catch a Thief is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, slip into your crepe-soled shoes, blacken your...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, and let's unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. The Way of the Gun is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, when he wants to hit her, he'll hit her, if he wants to miss, he'll miss but this is a vile and vibrant flick you can't dismiss and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's soothing semi-professional voice,...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fuel the fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. I find that writing is far more idiosyncratic than automatic. "Here's to speaking articulately, keeping a sense of humor infinitely and braving both the deep, dark forest and the cursed, unlovely woods v...