Falsetto Prophet

Chemohawk Sessions

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Dear Podience,Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto*Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

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Falsetto Prophet

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Jun 30, 2026

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Lecture 13: Faux Poet: Sometimes Rhyme is Divine, Other Times Within Reason, but, to Your Poem's Flow and Tone, it Equates to High Treason--How to not Commit the Treacherous, Tempting Crime of Rhyme 19.03.2025

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fuel the fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. "Here's to employing use of just the 100% quotient of rhyme, not slipping in its dripping, saccharine slime, but making an appropriate amount of time to entertain its flow and notspending  m...

Pick 70: Hey, Slick! Flick Pick: 30 Second Egress--Waingro's Got to Go Six Feet Below (Tense Diners and Body Bag Trunk Liners) (30 Seconds Flat, Café Chitchat, Downtown Combat and a Rat); (Heat, 1995) 09.03.2025

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 70:"Hey, Slick!" Flick Pick: 30 Second Egress--Waingro's Got to Go Six Feet Below (Tense Diners and Body Bag Trunk Liners) (30 Seconds Flat, Café Chitchat, Downtown Combat and a Grim Reaper Rat); ( Heat , 1995) Today, we discuss--the most horrifying hockey mask adorning monster since Jason fstars Voorhees, but, upon deeper reflection, Waingro gives me mo...

Pick 69: Slick Flick Possessional Pick: Denzazel--What Goes Around Comes a Hellhound (From Goodman to a Man Possessed); (Cop, Cat and the Unholy Spirit); (Fallen, 1998) 04.03.2025

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesisto that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Fallen is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, shake no stranger's hands shuffling along the alleys, subw...

Hellbound Binding 13: Slick Page Flip: Bear Beware, They'll Wear Your Wares--Eaters of the 13th Warrior, Which is Gorier? (Comparing Sword Skills Twixt 13th Warrior Film and Eaters of the Dead Novel) 27.02.2025

Whether binding open or cover shut, you've wed the novel--the flick serves merely as your mistress-- soon to be the Wendols' cave dwelling, their queen mother's bloated baby swelling, local mist blanketed village scaring, bear's wares wearing--slut. Here, we unwind some novel binding for this is where final cut greets papercut! The Slick Flick Pick we will be discussing: Pick 68: S...

Pick 68: Slick Flick Pick: Vikings and Fire-Breathing Things--Beware Those Who Wear Bear's Wares (Mist Forming, Fire-Worming, Village Storming); (The 13th Warrior, 1999) 18.02.2025

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, and let's unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. The 13th Warrior is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, into the communal water bowl launch a snot rocket and file down your broadsword into an emasculated dagger you can tuck it away into your pocket and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's soothing s...

Pick 67: Slick Flick Pick: Shining Stadium Lights on a Traitor--If Your Eggs Taste Like Shi*, They're a Hit (Who Has Jurisdiction over Addiction?); Drug War(un)fare (Traffic, 2000) 10.02.2025

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics; let's unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Traffic is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, broach the concept of a walk across the parking lot instead of starting a car, but with the Obregon assassin coming for you’re a** you won't shuffle far, so abstain from eggs that taste like caca, be kind to the...

Hellbound Binding 12: Slick Page Flip: 'Till Death Rips Us Apart--I Now Denounce You Candyman and Candywife (He's Bad for Your Body Cavities); (Short Story: The Forbidden/Candyman Comparison) 31.01.2025

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound short story in a larger collection Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed standalone Slick Flick Pick is one that honors, if not exceeds, the splendor of its novel source material. Sometimes a screenplay, or film, has been novelized into a riveting read; conversely, an analogue bound b...

Pick 66: Slick Flick Pick: Gory Folklore--Doling Out Depravities and Cavities; (Sleuth with a Sweet Tooth, Sweets to Dead Meat); (Candyman, 1992) 24.01.2025

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some sweet treat confections, a little butterscotch with your stiff scotch, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Candyman is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, stare into a nearby reflective surface, utter his sweetly lethal name...

Pick 65: Wax Slick Flick Pick: Waxidermist--The Melting Point of Murder (Afterlifelike); (Sculptorturer); (House of Wax, 1953) *Triple Price Feature* 17.01.2025

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, waxy, filmy stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale, waxy, filmy a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. House of Wax is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, purchase a pricey ticket t...

Pick 64: Slick Flick Pick: Puppeteer of Fear: Playing Chess with a Murderess (Admission Comes at a Tall Price); (Ghosts' Wrath and a Warm Acid Bath); (House on Haunted Hill, 1959) Double Price Feature 09.01.2025

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. House on Haunted Hill is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, slip into a sultry evening gown with slits...

Pick 63: Slick Flick Pick: Cat Burglar in the Belfry--Fraud, Clawed Assault, His Façade and a Vault (Drat the Winged Rat); (The Bat, 1959) *Premiere Price Feature* 02.01.2025

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. The Bat is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, slip into an evening gown and your worn slippers, lay on...

Pick 62: Slick Flick Pick: Neo-Whore--A Busty Broad and His Flawed Hat Squad (Brunette Starlet, Atomic Threat and a Cigarette Smoking Quartet); (Mulholland Falls, 1996) 26.12.2024

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Mulholland Falls is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, shoot the godda** lock off a government nuclear t...

Pick 61: Slick Flick Card Trick: Acrobatic Geriatric--Rather Reckless to Wear Her Necklace (Pretty Faces, Car Chases and Rooftop Hiding Places); (To Catch a Thief, 1955) 18.12.2024

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. To Catch a Thief is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, slip into your crepe-soled shoes, blacken your...

Pick 60: Slick Flick Pick: Unjust Desert--Straying Bodyguards, Playing Cards and Beer Bottle Shards (A Heart, Bad Place to Start--Surrogates, Miscreants, Sin and Bagmen); (The Way of The Gun, 2000) 11.12.2024

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, and let's unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. The Way of the Gun is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, when he wants to hit her, he'll hit her, if he wants to miss, he'll miss but this is a vile and vibrant flick you can't dismiss and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's soothing semi-professional voice,...

Lecture 12: Faux Poet: Articulate Revolutions, We're Inciting, The Dumbing Down of Writing, Fighting--How to Brave Both Speech and Exploring the Forest's Reach (Gracious Guest Lecture with Fraulein) 04.12.2024

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fuel the fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. I find that writing is far more idiosyncratic than automatic. "Here's to speaking articulately, keeping a sense of humor infinitely and braving both the deep, dark forest and the cursed, unlovely woods v...

Faux Poet Teaser #14 Full Reading of my Original Poem: A World Without Men Read by the Villainous Delight that is Athena and Teaser for Lecture Number 12 with Fraulein 27.11.2024

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. Sometimes you get to discuss with a friend how to force yourself to overcome taxing obstacles and sometimes a kind friend is gracious enough to read one of your original works, this teaser will tease the first an...

Lecture 11: Faux Poet: Second Best is Less Stressed--Take from the Best, Your Own Skill, Contest, Write on Until, With your Own Work, You're More so Impressed--How to, Yourself, Outdo; Remain True 20.11.2024

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. But are your words meant to be read, reread or simply read privately and quietly instead? Have you written all you can write, all you can do, or is there more? a clause, line or word inside you, perhaps a tad mor...

Pick 59: Slick Back Wick: Marker Thicker than Water--The Boogeyman Roams the Catacombs of Rome (Noir York City); (John Wick 2, 2017) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance** 12.11.2024

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. John Wick 2  is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, out spar ten auto garage bodyguards, shoot the legs...

Faux Poet Teaser #13 Full Reading of Jack-o'-Bone by Susan Rooke (Read Devilishly by Falsetto Prophet) 05.11.2024

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. Sometimes you stew in the sadness of realizing another poem is superior to yours, sometimes you can metamorphose said sadness into something productive and worthwhile. Enjoy today's teaser of MY reading of a supe...

Lecture 10: Faux Poet: Found Inspiration While Cracking Open a Book's Inviting Binding--Lover of Cats, Serialized Shows, Planting Seeds of New Writing where Nothing Grows (Cat Chat with Sydelight) 27.10.2024

Write to your reader's passions ignite, their feedback incite and do write to comfort Sydelight's writing plight! Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fuel the fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. I find that writing is far more idiosyncratic than automatic. Clever and Creative CHEERS!...

Faux Poet Teaser #12 Full Reading of my Original Poem: A Way Without Women Read Wickedly by Asset Athena 19.10.2024

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. Sometimes the wrist or type cock block of writer's block can be remedied by thinking up provocative topics and how to artistically manage them. Enjoy today's teaser but with a full pleaser helping of my poem: A W...

Lecture 9: Faux Poet: The Totality and Finality Found in the Vitality of Originality; Reciting What's Unread, Igniting What's Unsaid--How to, your Reader, Floor; Make, them, Demand an Encore 11.10.2024

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, **"It's an adverb, Sam. It's a lazy tool of a weak mind. Period. Done." --Kevin Spacey in Outbreak, 1995. **The word "strategery" was used in a  Saturday Night Live  sketch, airing October 7, 2000, which satirized the performances of  George W. Bush  and  Al Gore , two candidates for  President of the United States , during the first presidential debate for...

Pick 58: Slick Flick Pick: Twitchy Trigger Finger--Heavy Ordinance for a Skinny (Eyes in the Sky Watch Soldier Ants Die); (Black Hawk Down, 2001) 03.10.2024

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Black Hawk Down is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, lock, cock your gun, wear sporty shades for the su...

Pick 57: Slick Flick Pick: Brake Fade to Black--Miles to Drive Before He'll Sweep (Madcap Chap, His Death Trap and One Perfect Lap); (Ford v Ferrari, 2019) **With Brother Clint's Aural Appearance** 25.09.2024

Ford v Ferrari is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, throttle up, hug the track's ground until that engine makes a purring sounds and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's and Brother Clint's voice, you hear. Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick , grants satisfaction. We're your worthwhile...

Lecture 8: Faux Poet: When Poetry Becomes a Malnourished Memory, Invite Yourself to a Poetic Soiree Where Thoughts Flow Freely--How to Add Longevity to Poetry (Guest Lecture with Rye Whiskey and Sam) 17.09.2024

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fuel the fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. I find that writing is far more idiosyncratic than automatic. Clever and Creative CHEERS! "Here's to learning why the eggs are green in green eggs in ham, here is to also learning about this...

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